gamer.tv Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 As I'm making the thread, I'll add one ruling that if you have multiple jobs, that would be 10 words per. Teaching Assistant: Private school helping with lessons, decoration, behavior and clubs. Customer Service Admin: Helping customers with broken electrical items via e-mail and telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I sit in meetings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Stay awake in the backroom of a Target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickey Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I push... And scrub and shine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Watch Netflix and sometimes charge people for parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Kick guys without pants out of the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The def star Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I put half naked girls on stage for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I manage projects for rich people who complain constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha1Cowboy Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I fix the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Life safety for new construction Gay for Pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Contribute nothing to society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Over the phone technical support for commercial products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfit410 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I teach people with masters degrees how to turn on a computer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I ask people for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclyp Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Treat injuries, teach mobility, restore function, do paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said: Over the phone technical support for commercial products. Know that feel 'OK, can you press menu please...great...OK, can you tell me what you see on the screen' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Just now, gamer.tv said: Know that feel 'OK, can you press menu please...great...OK, can you tell me what you see on the screen' Them : I don't see menu. Me : what do you see? Them : I see the time, "status", and "menu" ... oh there it is. Me : Great press menu please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre801 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Keep devs honest. Make sure shit they coded works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I'm an architect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 13 hours ago, best3444 said: I'm an architect. Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? I did that. Didn't take too long either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Try to keep doctors from killing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karld316 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 technical support for users with computer issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Implement our product in CRMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atom631 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 design wide area networks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triage Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Develop employees in sales and customer service, handle difficult customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 I help stop bad guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 49 minutes ago, Slug said: I help stop bad guys. Just say Fortnight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: Just say Fortnight Fortnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 9:50 PM, best3444 said: I'm an architect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess May Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Develop artist tools, create Linux images, deploy updates, manage nodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Scream at foremen and demand change orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacthenud Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Train and review work of junior accountants in public practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 12:22 PM, Bloodporne said: Scream at foremen and demand change orders. All of your change orders are in my EPM system! I swear they are done, just waiting for sign off on step process 15! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said: All of your change orders are in my EPM system! I swear they are done, just waiting for sign off on step process 15! This was more than 10 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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