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~*Official #COVID-19 Thread of Doom*~ Revenge of Omicron Prime


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14 minutes ago, Ricofoley said:

My theory is that we were shunted into the cursed timeline when the Cubs won the World Series (6 days before Trump's election) and we return to the normal timeline if they win again this year in the weird 60 game pandemic season

 

 

Remember, earlier in that year the Cavs came back from a 3-1 deficit in the Finals with the Warriors.

 

Only the 11th time that's ever happened in playoff history and the only time it's happened in the Finals.

 

Maybe we've gotten the whole alternate universe thing wrong. Maybe what actually happened was a scientist testing out his luck altering device and it exploded like the particle accelerator in Flash....

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8 hours ago, Ricofoley said:

My theory is that we were shunted into the cursed timeline when the Cubs won the World Series (6 days before Trump's election) and we return to the normal timeline if they win again this year in the weird 60 game pandemic season

If that's the case sacrifices had to be made for the greater good!

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1 minute ago, marioandsonic said:

People were wearing masks during the 1918 flu pandemic, and we didn't all convert into Islam back then.

 

The fucking irony of using the "those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it" quote is just sickening.

Their were anti-maskers then. But this group (even by historians standards) are a bit more loud about it.

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15 hours ago, Littleronin said:

Their were anti-maskers then. But this group (even by historians standards) are a bit more loud about it.


That’s due to social media giving idiots an easily shareable and quickly spreading platform, which convinces people who otherwise would wear a mask into believing nonsensical “theories”.

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2 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Trump to announce major therapeutic breakthrough tonight for COVID-19.

 

Light? Bleach? Some pill pushed by Hannity?

 

Easiest way to predict is probably to find the drug company with the most trading last week as Trump surely leaked the info to his friends.


“MyPillow gives you the good nights sleep you need to boost your immune system and fight off the China-flu!”

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18 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Trump to announce major therapeutic breakthrough tonight for COVID-19.

 

Light? Bleach? Some pill pushed by Hannity?

 

Easiest way to predict is probably to find the drug company with the most trading last week as Trump surely leaked the info to his friends.

 

Cool. Find that company and let us know so we can be prepared.

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