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Fox News producers currently scrambling to cobble together more segments about that shaving ad

I would love to go back to the IGN thread from early in Obama's presidency, when people were acting like the Obamas were going to start an international incident because they gave the British PM and his wife Region 1 DVDs, and show them a vision of what was to come a decade later

Starting to think the president might be stupid

AOC knows enough to know not to give a shit about what Joe Lieberman thinks

Everything is stupid as hell, so who knows for sure, but if anything is going to cause congressional Republicans to abandon Trump, I gotta believe it's something like this, if it spreads to other airports

The only time I've heard a Republican express support for a carbon tax recently was Cornyn on Twitter, and it was him bringing it up in response to AOC talking about a Green New Deal. Overton window, etc. etc.

I really do think this is like 90% of it

If you're really just learning this now, that's your own damn fault

Futures down triple-digits again

Congrats to new Federal Reserve Chairman Eagleman

I went in kind of expecting to feel this way about Atlantic Rim being in there, but I ended up liking the riff more than I thought. Best line, "It's like if a pooka shell necklace was a person"

So... they just showed off a demo of their first test tunnel and... it seems pretty dumb? https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-boring-company-car-flinging-tunnel/ They sent a regular-ass car with retrofitted wheels through at about 50 miles per hour. So basically, this tunnel will allow you to experience... driving a car at normal speeds. But in a one-way tunnel. Or, as Jalopnik put it, "What the Actual Shit Was That?"

I miss the Thursday Jambaroo. I need to learn more about cheap beer from other continents.