b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 I bet my color blind ass can’t tell the difference. Woe is me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 This really is Liz Truss but for social media. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 lmao my department's in/out board in our internal app now has blue checkmarks: School division IT > Twitter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 how much extra did Eric and Scott have to pay for the cool crowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 lol this double checkmark looks so dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 lmao, my twitter app is breaking. if i select a post, the replies load above the op instead of below. first slowly, then all at once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: lmao, my twitter app is breaking. if i select a post, the replies load above the op instead of below. first slowly, then all at once. There's some speculation that rolling back from the blue check update was to the latest release candidate and not the previous production release. The idea that Twitter is potentially running on a dev build is wildly hilarious to me. The fact that this is even plausible is hilarious enough, even if speculation isn't accurate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Firewithin said: how much extra did Eric and Scott have to pay for the cool crowns We have a few games built into our dashboard (daily trivia and wordle), so they were champions for the week for either or both. But other badges will appear if coworkers give you anonymous kudos for helping out, etc. It's a really nice page that one of our software people built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-20-AM IBB.CO Image Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-20-AM hosted in ImgBB Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-31-AM IBB.CO Image Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-31-AM hosted in ImgBB lmao he is absolutely fucked 10 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Hnnnnnnnng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 33 minutes ago, Chris- said: Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-20-AM IBB.CO Image Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-20-AM hosted in ImgBB Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-31-AM IBB.CO Image Screen-Shot-2022-11-11-at-11-52-31-AM hosted in ImgBB lmao he is absolutely fucked I know the top one is a bit, but is the second one the real Chiquita account? I can't even tell! it's perfect satire if fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 9 minutes ago, osxmatt said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinIon Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 I honestly expected Elon to more or less run the company normally while slowly trying some new things (that would likely be terrible ideas, but at least tempered by some time and the existing org structure.) I really hadn't expected him to speed run such terrible ideas after sinking so much cash into the company. Even just before the sale went through, I thought he might break twitter, but I expected it to happen gradually as the accumulation of Elon crud gummed up the works. I also expected that to be the reason that Twitter stayed relevant, even if the ship was sinking. At this point I honestly think there's a real market opportunity for a company like Automatic, Snap, or (most likely) Meta to successfully replace Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 I'm seeing a lot more people jumping to cohost now, so many in fact I decided to make a cohost account myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 What if this all just a Brewster's Million's type scenario playing out? If Elon shits away $44 billion and Twitter goes bankrupt within X amount of time, his long lost rich uncle will give him $100 billion? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing): "KARMA? Eli Lilly lost $20 BILLION in market capitalization from a fake account, who paid $8 for @TwitterBlue yesterday, that tweeted insulin is free. …Maybe if @LillyPad didn’t price gouge on insulin (invented 101 years ago) so much, someone wouldn’t have hate-trolled them."|nitter NITTER.NL KARMA? Eli Lilly lost $20 BILLION in market capitalization from a fake account, who paid $8 for @TwitterBlue yesterday, that tweeted insulin is free... let the lawsuits fly Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov): "If you look up the top producers of insulin, more evidence that investors know how vulnerable the insulin grift is. Any news is bad news, because now we're all paying attention."|nitter NITTER.NL If you look up the top producers of insulin, more evidence that investors know how vulnerable the insulin grift is. Any news is bad news, because now we're... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 It's nice seeing some bad people get fucked along the way in this chaos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 What happens if you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours but you DIDN’T take viagra? 2 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 6 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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silentbob Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 there is no way eli lily doesnt sue him/twitter right? would they have grounds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 LOCKHEED MARTIN got hit too. I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Jesus, Fox News and their army of brainwashed vile EVIL MOTHERFUCKER morons are really up Musks ass. They try to turn this vile piece of shit into some sort of hero. It r4eally speaks to how completely morally bankrupt they are. There is a story up right now about how bad things are and how a manager threw up after being told he had to lay off his entire team and the comments section is just an endless stream of people mocking him dn high giving each other over who can be the biggest most vile piece of shit. We truly live in a broken fucked up world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 41 minutes ago, ort said: Jesus, Fox News and their army of brainwashed vile EVIL MOTHERFUCKER morons are really up Musks ass. They try to turn this vile piece of shit into some sort of hero. It r4eally speaks to how completely morally bankrupt they are. There is a story up right now about how bad things are and how a manager threw up after being told he had to lay off his entire team and the comments section is just an endless stream of people mocking him dn high giving each other over who can be the biggest most vile piece of shit. We truly live in a broken fucked up world. What have we told you about going on Fox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Shedding the managers was the right move. Not the engineers though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 2 hours ago, ort said: Jesus, Fox News and their army of brainwashed vile EVIL MOTHERFUCKER morons are really up Musks ass. They try to turn this vile piece of shit into some sort of hero. It r4eally speaks to how completely morally bankrupt they are. There is a story up right now about how bad things are and how a manager threw up after being told he had to lay off his entire team and the comments section is just an endless stream of people mocking him dn high giving each other over who can be the biggest most vile piece of shit. We truly live in a broken fucked up world. You should have been watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, or Witness, or the Fugitive instead of Fox News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, MarSolo said: You should have been watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, or Witness, or the Fugitive instead of Fox News. or The Last Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 12, 2022 Author Share Posted November 12, 2022 Or sticking a fork into a live electrical socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Or sticking a fork into a live electrical socket. Definitely better than TLJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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