MarSolo

Look, I don't want to call people that support him retards... but holy shit.

I zoomed in, his eyes are closed. I definitely think he’s jet lagged.

George Stephanopolous raked him over the coals during his interview this morning. I forgot about most of the awful shit he said about Obama.

How do I post screenshots here though?

Regis Philbin?

So my friend got Jacob Wohl's number after Ken Klippenstein didn't obscure it in some text message. Unfortunately, the tweets he posted of the text exchange with Wohl are private, but man, are they hilarious. I'll see if I can get him to unlock them somehow.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Like that article I posted a while back said, once he’s out of office Republicans are going to disavow him because they don’t need him anymore.

I would pay good money to see Trump standing in the rain like that.

He didn't thankfully, but the mental anguish my mother had to go through with the lawyers on top of everything else wasn't fun.

As long as you learned from it. My mother was nearly killed by a drunk driver a decade ago. Spent an entire year in physical therapy while that guy who hit her SUED HER because he injured only his shoulder and "couldn't hold his daughter anymore".

I love the internet. Someone created a GoFundMe to cover the costs of Koch's funeral.

I wonder if the next episode of Pod Save America starts with Kool & the Gang's Celebration.

So basically, she can eat shit and die. Drunk drivers go against the wall after they're sober enough to stand up against it.

Speaking of, I still laugh at that story where Trump and Kelly went and met with her and Kelly ended the meeting within five minutes when she just started ranting about Hillary and the Deep State.

According to Jim Acosta, she’s quite the... day drinker... so Fox probably wanted to make sure they had enough booze to accommodate her.

I can’t wait till I own a nuclear weapon, which I’ll mount to my tank that I’ll fucking drive into work everyday. SHALL NOT INFRINGE.

It's right as they're announcing Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States at the inauguration. She's screaming NOOOOOO as it's happening.

I actually feel bad that this girl is a meme for the right now.

I take it back. Trump has gone full Green Goblin and we missed it.

Okay seriously, Marvel Comics WISHED they could write Norman Osborn this crazy.

I don’t see the big deal? The Dems say this about black people all the time!

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think a guy who BANKRUPTED CASINOS is somehow a great businessman.

Dead serious, I was reading up on Romanovs and Rasputin and it’s pretty clear that guy definitely did stuff with the daughters.

Is it too late for me to pretend to be some type of healer that can cure his first two sons of retardation?