MarSolo

Usually Italians are good at not being obvious when they sexually harass someone. ...not that I know anything about that.

That feeling when you realize not enough Senators were killed in the Insurrection.

I didn’t mean literal floodgates, I meant like floodgates of information of his tax crimes. But hey, Donald crying is a plus.

And now the floodgates open.

And yet right wingers think Facebook isn’t tailored to them.

Everytime I watch a clip of something by Sorkin I cringe.

Suck my big Italian sausage, you gagootz! Ungrateful motherfucker.

Guys, to be fair, Trump’s pet was much cleaner by comparison. I bet Lindsey Graham NEVER looked like that on even his worst day.

Considering shit like THIS THREAD is happening right now, man, fuck Ted Cruz. I hope he’s never allowed to forgot this whole fiasco.

I’m SOL regardless because my student loans are private. I think I have MAYBE five grand in federal.

Suspended? Fucking fire them, blackball them, and strip them of their ability to own firearms. These pigs don’t deserve leniency.

Ted Cruz refused to defend his wife after Trump attacked her appearance, and now has thrown his own daughters under the bus for his idiotic decision to go to Cancun while his constituents freeze to death. The only woman Cruz has going out of his way to defend is noted thespian* Gina Carano. *I’m kidding, she’s a horrible actress.

The best part is they could easily fall. And knowing her dumbass, they’re probably loaded still.

Where is he being buried so I can plan my next bathroom break?

Michael J. Fox is having a good day.

Texas: “We’re working on it!”

Texas in January: “We’re going to secede! Biden is NOT our President.” Texas in February: “Can we plz hav sum socializm Mister President Biden sir?”

Let them fight: Trump unloads on McConnell, promises MAGA primary challengers THEHILL.COM Former President Trump on Tuesday unloaded on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and vowed to back challengers to lawmakers who have crossed him, foretelling a brutal...

He looks nothing like Michael McKean!

This is why I think witnesses were eventually stopped.

I like to think that with the feds investigating this whole thing, that there’s something more in the works down the road.

How did they not play the Beverly Hills Cop score? IT WAS RIGHT THERE!

What the fuck?