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1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said:
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A new bill introduced could enforce the death penalty for any woman who receives an abortion in South Carolina.

 


New state motto should be “Killing Two Birds with One Stone” or the BOGO state. Fuck you guys down there are getting scarier and scarier for me and especially for women. 

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9 minutes ago, osxmatt said:

Lauren Boebert’s 17 year old son is becoming a father next month.

 

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Maybe if he'd had some basic sex-ed classes, he'd know how to use birth control...

 

 

Well I mean yeah, if you want teens to get pregnant or to get someone pregnant like your teen son, sex education is a pretty big stumbling block I'd imagine. Better to not let them know shit and just fire away.

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So this super Christian who once advocated that any public school teaching comprehensive sex ed should be stripped of funding is now the middle part of three generations of unmarried teen parents. Boebert’s mother also had her age 18… Good times.

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Hallmark of fascism is to use state power against private groups to bring them in line with party ethics:

 

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Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration is revoking the Hyatt Regency Miami's alcohol license for hosting a "sexually explicit show with children present," according to court documents filed on...

 

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15 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Hallmark of fascism is to use state power against private groups to bring them in line with party ethics:

 

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Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration is revoking the Hyatt Regency Miami's alcohol license for hosting a "sexually explicit show with children present," according to court documents filed on...

 

Never heard of these guys before now let’s not link to them if possible

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27 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said:

So like, Rosa Parks was just forced to sit on the back of the bus because she was super ugly or something?

“If Rosa parks had a gun she wouldn’t have had to give up her seat [for undisclosed and unknown reasons]”

coming soon to a conservative “historian” near you

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9 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

So like, Rosa Parks was just forced to sit on the back of the bus because she was super ugly or something?

At least this would be funny. Seems the whole story has just been boiled down to an 'and then everyone clapped' story. Which, more meliciously, makes the plight black Americans have faced in the world seem like grandstanding over nothing. 

 

Because when a 7 year old years 'we celebrate Rosa because one day, for no particular reason, she was asked to move seats on the bus, refused, everyone stood up and applauded, Albert Einstein gave her a hundred dollar bill on the spot, and now people celebrate her as a hero' really does make it sound like black people are privileged and society will celebrate any tiny accomplishment they perform. 

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4 hours ago, CastletonSnob said:

Republicans:

Nixon: Tried to prolong the Vietnam War to ger re-elected. Watergate.

Reagan: Cheated to win the 1980 election. Iran-Contra.

Bush Jr: The War in Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

Democrats:

Clinton: Lied about having an affair.

"BoTh PaRtieS ArE ThE SaMe!"

 

Don't forget Obama's tan suit.

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10 hours ago, CastletonSnob said:

Republicans:

Nixon: Tried to prolong the Vietnam War to ger re-elected. Watergate.

Reagan: Cheated to win the 1980 election. Iran-Contra.

Bush Jr: The War in Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

Democrats:

Clinton: Lied about having an affair.

"BoTh PaRtieS ArE ThE SaMe!"

 

Lied about having an affair because he was being deposed in the Whitewater investigation and the person doing the deposition was a political hack who decided to go on a fishing expedition--an actual perjury trap.

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9 hours ago, CastletonSnob said:

Republicans:

Nixon: Tried to prolong the Vietnam War to ger re-elected. Watergate.

Reagan: Cheated to win the 1980 election. Iran-Contra.

Bush Jr: The War in Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

Democrats:

Clinton: Lied about having an affair.

"BoTh PaRtieS ArE ThE SaMe!"

I'm guessing you actually tried to include the immediate past president but hit the character limit.

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9 hours ago, Jason said:

 

Lied about having an affair because he was being deposed in the Whitewater investigation and the person doing the deposition was a political hack who decided to go on a fishing expedition--an actual perjury trap.

That political hack? Bret kavanaugh

 

seriously

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