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I'm with you.

You're an American now.

I just mean we're kind of getting into privacy rights of dead people who licensed their bodies out for public consumption, and/or the moral implications of jacking off to dead people, which is not really where I saw this conversation going.

Sure it is. People should absolutely be able to put their bodies out for objectification if they want to, and that's totally okay. I just think something changes when they're dead. I did not intend for this conversation to get so deep.

But I want to feel smart WITHOUT having to check my opinions against experts.

I feel weird about it. There's something about objectifying someone who's fairly recently dead that makes me uncomfortable. Like, imagine honoring her memory by jerking off to her porn on the day she died. That would be fucking weird. That's an extreme example, but it gets at the same point. Of course, initially we were simply talking about discussing clits, not masturbating to them, which is entirely different. Even still, I feel weird about saying "check out the clit on her!" on someone who's dead.

I love pineapple on pizza. If it helps, just stop thinking of pineapple pizza as pizza. Like, chicago style pizza isn't actually pizza, it's a casserole. That doesn't mean it isn't delicious, it's just objectively not pizza. Think of a pineapple/jalapeno pizza (they have to go together, so good) as a... flatbread with tomato sauce, cheese, pineapple, and jalapeno. You can even make it rectangular if it makes you feel better. But don't tell me it isn't delicious.

One common thread that seems to exist in extremist propaganda, in any direction, is the concept of "they." THEY want to take your guns. THEY want to inject your blood with nanobots. THEY want to [insert whatever]. Who are "they?" Why do "they" want to do what you assume "they" are doing? How are "they" communicating? Why is everyone seemingly sworn to secrecy? Has anyone here ever worked on a group project with more than 6 people? Has anyone ever found that everyone is on the same page, all of the time? And yet, you also believe that thousands, or tens of thousands of p

Yeah, I mean, it's definitely not that blatant. But in certain industries like defense where certain sectors have basically a blank check, and they're getting contracts from their old buddies. Or on the other end of the spectrum, like small scale local government projects that have little to no oversight.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC: One is from New York , another is from Tennessee and the third, is from Florida . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well,' he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials,

Democrats are totally okay with corporations picking your pockets as long as they put a rainbow emoji on their twitter handle during pride month.

Your first mistake is trying to make any kind of sense of a timeline for the X-Men movies.

Somehow it feels wrong. But only about the recently dead? Pardon me, I'm working this out in my head as I write this. Like, there should be a moratorium on clit discussion for, like... a decade? I have no problem discussing the genitalia of someone who died in 2006, but 2016? ehhh... feels wrong.

You know she's dead

That's the thing - in an ideal world, it shouldn't. The reason, in theory, that it costs so much more to kill someone is that we want to make *really, really, REALLY sure* that someone deserves to die before we do it. And even then we still fuck it up sometimes.