Official "Look How Insane and Shitty ALL GOP Officials Are" Thread

[Jason]

 

[Comet]

Has this been talked about here?

 

Florida Gov signs law requiring students, faculty be asked their political beliefs

THEHILL.COM

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The law goes into effect July 1.

 

 

[CitizenVectron]

Sounds like they want equity...in terms of forced equal representation of political beliefs in places where the right wing is underrepresented, but don't want it any other time.

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

It would be funny if everyone said they were conservative. 

[Air_Delivery]

51 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

It would be funny if everyone said they were conservative. 

I know I would lie.

[Keyser_Soze]

Not sure which thread to throw this into but here we go

 

 

[MarSolo]

5 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Not sure which thread to throw this into but here we go

 

 

Is that Chet Hanks?

[SuperSpreader]

1 hour ago, MarSolo said:

Is that Chet Hanks?

I fucked up my algorithm for you: Bezz Believe 

[CastletonSnob]

Why does it feel like America is on its last legs?

[Uaarkson]

1 hour ago, CastletonSnob said:

Why does it feel like America is on its last legs?

Because it is! Wait, oh I’m sorry, that wasn’t right. We’re all supposed to be trying to be all positive now.

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

The country can stay  irrational longer than you can be mad about it

[finaljedi]

Mitch McConnell says Americans aren’t working because they are ‘flush’ at the moment

WWW.INDEPENDENT.CO.UK

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‘What we’ve got to hope is once they run out of money, they’ll start concluding it’s better to work than not to work’

 

People flush with cash off that stimulus from like 2 years ago.  Because Mitch McConnell remembers back when he was a young man, you left home with a dollar, rode a bus, caught the double feature, had a burger and had enough to take the bus back home.  These people are living high on the hog with that windfall they got back in like 2020

[Firewithin]

that $3200 literally let me retire 

[Subzwari1987]

Spoiler

 

 

[CastletonSnob]

I’ve heard people saying that blue states should cut federal funding in red states to teach the red voters a lesson.

Well, not only would that NOT make the red voters vote Democrat, that would piss off the blue voters in those red states who would be affected as well.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

2 minutes ago, CastletonSnob said:

I’ve heard people saying that blue states should cut federal funding in red states to teach the red voters a lesson.

Well, not only would that NOT make the red voters vote Democrat, that would piss off the blue voters in those red states who would be affected as well.

 

It's such a stupid idea that it's not even worth entertaining because it's impossible to do.

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

Only reason to even consider it is if a state decides to go full 1861. 

[Jason]

34 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Only reason to even consider it is if a state decides to go full 1861. 

 

But the states aren't directly sending money to Washington, it's individual taxpayers. 

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

15 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

But the states aren't directly sending money to Washington, it's individual taxpayers. 

Yes and if South Carolina tries to withdraw from the union, again, the old farts taking social security checks should be the first to understand what they voted for. 

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

Wow what a coincidink 

[GeneticBlueprint]

3 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Wow what a coincidink 

 

SELECT Id FROM TaxPayer WHERE HatesTrump = TRUE AND TrumpHates = TRUE LIMIT 10 SORT EmbarrassedTrump DSC

[Jason]

 

[thewhyteboar]

47 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

We are just one election cycle away from Republicans openly wearing swastikas. 

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

3 hours ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

 

SELECT Id FROM TaxPayer WHERE HatesTrump = TRUE AND TrumpHates = TRUE LIMIT 10 SORT EmbarrassedTrump DSC

Honestly surprised they used descriptive field names and not just use “Haters” and “Losers”

[Jason]

GOP Rep. Debbie Lesko Is Mad She Accidentally Said She Would Shoot Her Own Grandchildren

WWW.THEDAILYBEAST.COM

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Rep. Debbie Lesko (R-AZ) confused and outraged critics when she seemed to say in a floor speech that she would shoot her own grandchildren to protect gun rights.

 

[Keyser_Soze]

Those grandchildren are lucky. My grandma never told me she would ever shoot me!

[Signifyin(g)Monkey]

15 hours ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

 

SELECT Id FROM TaxPayer WHERE HatesTrump = TRUE AND TrumpHates = TRUE LIMIT 10 SORT EmbarrassedTrump DSC

 

Or, for C#/.Net folk:

 

db.TaxPayer.Where(taxpayer=>taxpayer.HatesTrump==true&&taxpayer.TrumpHates==true).OrderBy(taxpayer=>taxpayer.EmbarrassedTrump==true).Take(10));

 

...I think...(I only code as a side-gig)

[GeneticBlueprint]

Trump's IRS commissioner Charles Rettig faces criticism as term ends - The Washington Post

WWW.WASHINGTONPOST.COM

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Biden administration officials had already begun interviewing potential replacements for IRS Commissioner Charles Rettig.

 

"The guy Trump put in charge doesn't make low level decisions on who to audit" yeah sure okay

[CastletonSnob]

Republicans think JFK Jr. will come back from the dead and become Trump's VP, that the COVID vaccine has microchips in it, that Democrats drain hormones from babies for power, and that Jewish space lasers cause wildfires.

There's no reasoning with people who are batshit crazy.

[thewhyteboar]

 

The worst people on the planet.

[GeneticBlueprint]

14 hours ago, CastletonSnob said:

Republicans think JFK Jr. will come back from the dead and become Trump's VP, that the COVID vaccine has microchips in it, that Democrats drain hormones from babies for power, and that Jewish space lasers cause wildfires.

There's no reasoning with people who are batshit crazy.

 

You started a thread asking for advice on how to better follow politics yet you seem to know literally everything you need to know. Curious.

[Keyser_Soze]

17 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

You started a thread asking for advice on how to better follow politics yet you seem to know literally everything you need to know. Curious.

 

He called Nintendo and they told him all the news.

[marioandsonic]

1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

He called Nintendo and they told him all the news.

Does his uncle work there?

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

40 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said:

 

The worst people on the planet.

Generally these people should be paying for the electricity used to charge the car (poor folks don’t have EVs at this point) but the rest of this is pure Republican nonsense 

[BloodyHell]

On 7/7/2022 at 10:36 PM, CastletonSnob said:

Republicans think JFK Jr. will come back from the dead and become Trump's VP, that the COVID vaccine has microchips in it, that Democrats drain hormones from babies for power, and that Jewish space lasers cause wildfires.

There's no reasoning with people who are batshit crazy.

Thats just the Q part.

Rest of them just believe in hate, generally.