Spork3245 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Gym just now: Me: how many sets do you have left? Guy: huh? Me: (a bit louder because mask) how many sets do you have left? Guy: huh? *starts to take mask off* Me: WHOA! Keep your mask on!!! Guy: *startled* well, I couldn’t hear you Me: how would taking your mask off help you hear me? Guy: *blank and confused stare* Me: you know what? Never mind. *walks away* We are doomed. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 He can't count what makes you think he can wear a mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 The people who test positive and violate at-home quarantine should get jail time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: The people who test positive and violate at-home quarantine should get jail time. Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 I can feel Covid getting closer and closer now around me as winter settles in. I feel like eventually I'm gonna end up getting it at the grocery store, walking my dogs, or some random moment like checking my mail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin King Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: The people who test positive and violate at-home quarantine should get jail time. Seems to me that a case could be made that it's assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 New government ad in Alberta: Nobody loves a house party more than COVID ‘Nobody loves a house party more than COVID’: Alberta launches new ad campaign | Globalnews.ca GLOBALNEWS.CA There's nothing that COVID-19 loves more than house parties and family gatherings. That's the message behind a new Alberta ad campaign launched Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Cruz is such a turd. Shot: Chaser: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Charley Pride, Country's First Black Superstar, Dies of Covid-19 Complications WWW.CMT.COM Country music legend Charley Pride has died of complications from Covid-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 6 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: I can feel Covid getting closer and closer now around me as winter settles in. I feel like eventually I'm gonna end up getting it at the grocery store, walking my dogs, or some random moment like checking my mail. That's what happened to our house. So, unfortunately I think you're right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: That's what happened to our house. So, unfortunately I think you're right Wow, you hadn’t gone out to eat or seen someone new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: Cruz is such a turd. Shot: Chaser: Americans were the biggest group of guinea pigs in the vaccine trial. Wonder why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 But like why is Cruz such a piece of shit? Nothing in that tweet remotely deserved that kind of dumbass response from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, Joe said: Wow, you hadn’t gone out to eat or seen someone new? Nope. MIL is immuno-compromised due to the cancer treatments she is receiving. And since she doesn't speak English we're the ones taking her to appointments and translating. So we've been extra careful for that reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, Joe said: But like why is Cruz such a piece of shit? TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT WWW.TEDCRUZFORHUMANPRESIDENT.COM 100% Human Candidate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Joe said: But like why is Cruz such a piece of shit? Nothing in that tweet remotely deserved that kind of dumbass response from him. It is the "America is always best" mentality. Canada is doing everything better than us so he has to come up with a reason why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Air_Delivery said: It is the "America is always best" mentality. Canada is doing everything better than us so he has to come up with a reason why. So he truly lost anything Canadian in him. Guy will fucking sellout for any boob he can suck off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Thread on why giving out one dose to 2x as many isn't as great an idea as some hope (giving out only one to reach person until everyone has it, then circling back for a second in 6 months or a year). Basically, because none of the studies included a placebo group for the second dose (after receiving the first), we don't have any data on a single dose alone after 30 days. Also, while the 50% number keeps getting thrown around, that's in the middle of the expected effectiveness range; the results could actually be as low as mid-twenties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Joe said: Sweden Damn... 16 hours ago, Joe said: But like why is Cruz such a piece of shit? Nothing in that tweet remotely deserved that kind of dumbass response from him. From what I understand, he's ALWAYS been a piece of shit. I'm sure he has some sort of undiagnosed personality disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Imagine going back a year and revealing just this tweet as the future: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Something worth mentioning (for all the people saying that restrictions are causing suicides, why aren't people talking about it, etc): Suicide deaths in Alberta in 2020 fewer than what was recorded last year CALGARY.CTVNEWS.CA While the COVID-19 pandemic, along with many of the other issues facing Albertans this year, has taken a serious toll on the mental health of many people, the province's suicide... Suicides are down in Canada this year, and apparently in Europe as well. The one place they are up is the USA. I have no proof, but I'd guess the cause is the difference in financial support provided by the government. It can't be the lock downs themselves since those have generally been stronger in Canada and EU, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 56 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Imagine going back a year and revealing just this tweet as the future: I think about this all the time. It’s crazy how almost desensitized we have come to this stuff. If you showed me that tweet a year ago, I would have had such a severe panic attack I might have finished in the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Canada introduces national compensation program for vaccine injuries ahead of pandemic vaccine rollout | CBC News WWW.CBC.CA People who are vaccinated to protect themselves against COVID-19 and experience an adverse event after the immunization will be eligible for compensation through the program... If you have an adverse effect due to the vaccine, you will be compensated (though hopefully incidents remain low). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: Something worth mentioning (for all the people saying that restrictions are causing suicides, why aren't people talking about it, etc): Suicide deaths in Alberta in 2020 fewer than what was recorded last year CALGARY.CTVNEWS.CA While the COVID-19 pandemic, along with many of the other issues facing Albertans this year, has taken a serious toll on the mental health of many people, the province's suicide... Suicides are down in Canada this year, and apparently in Europe as well. The one place they are up is the USA. I have no proof, but I'd guess the cause is the difference in financial support provided by the government. It can't be the lock downs themselves since those have generally been stronger in Canada and EU, as well. I believe this is a common misconception. I looked in to it pretty extensively a month back, and I couldn't find any data that show's suicides are up this year. However, there is a lot of data showing *thoughts* of suicide are up considerably, along with gun purchases, and use of drug and alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 White House staff members will be among the first to be vaccinated. - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM Quote White House staff members who work in close quarters with President Trump have been told they are scheduled to receive injections of the coronavirus vaccine soon, at a time when the first doses of the vaccine are being distributed only to high-risk health care workers, according to two sources familiar with the distribution plans. Anyone who receives a vaccine in the next three months who isn't a healthcare worker or long-term care resident should be executed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vaxick Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Our percent positive in Michigan dropped below 10% for the first time since November 1st. Our conservative fanclub here said the rollback would have no affect on the spread of the virus. Funny how science works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chollowa Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 7 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: Something worth mentioning (for all the people saying that restrictions are causing suicides, why aren't people talking about it, etc): Suicide deaths in Alberta in 2020 fewer than what was recorded last year CALGARY.CTVNEWS.CA While the COVID-19 pandemic, along with many of the other issues facing Albertans this year, has taken a serious toll on the mental health of many people, the province's suicide... Suicides are down in Canada this year, and apparently in Europe as well. The one place they are up is the USA. I have no proof, but I'd guess the cause is the difference in financial support provided by the government. It can't be the lock downs themselves since those have generally been stronger in Canada and EU, as well. I know if the US the "OPEN EVERYTHING NOW" camp loved to yell about how closing down would lead to more suicides. I'm sure seeing that thought amplified daily in the news and by authority figures drove up suicide numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I was super fucked up on Friday and Saturday. Couldn't do shit. My taste came back when I first felt sicker but everything tastes wrong and bad. There is this smell I call the sick smell and everything tastes like the sick or has a strong after taste of the sick. Toothpaste tastes and smells so much like the sick. It's so bad I almost considered licking soap. On top of that my sinuses are snap crackling and popping so loudly. I recorded a video where you can hear them pop and crackle 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Bacon said: I was super fucked up on Friday and Saturday. Couldn't do shit. My taste came back when I first felt sicker but everything tastes wrong and bad. There is this smell I call the sick smell and everything tastes like the sick or has a strong after taste of the sick. Toothpaste tastes and smells so much like the sick. It's so bad I almost considered licking soap. On top of that my sinuses are snap crackling and popping so loudly. I recorded a video where you can hear them pop and crackle That sounds awful man. Hope you feel better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 8 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: White House staff members will be among the first to be vaccinated. - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM Anyone who receives a vaccine in the next three months who isn't a healthcare worker or long-term care resident should be executed. Vaccinated the super-spreaders is probably a good idea. These chuckle-fucks can't go more than a day without infecting someone, so might as well vaccinate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fizzzzle Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 16 hours ago, Bacon said: I was super fucked up on Friday and Saturday. Couldn't do shit. My taste came back when I first felt sicker but everything tastes wrong and bad. There is this smell I call the sick smell and everything tastes like the sick or has a strong after taste of the sick. Toothpaste tastes and smells so much like the sick. It's so bad I almost considered licking soap. On top of that my sinuses are snap crackling and popping so loudly. I recorded a video where you can hear them pop and crackle I know I've said this before, but I remember when swine flu fucked up my taste buds for a while. Everything tasted kind of like iron for months, especially sweet things. I sometimes wonder if they ever actually went back to "normal" or if I just got used to it. That's when I started getting into really spicy food and stopped eating candy. Regardless, that sucks. I hope you feel better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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