stepee Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Raggit said: Where's my Switch Pro? must have had a power outage because of the storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moa Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 It is easier to pwn noobs when stooped forward like a gremlin. I assume that anyone who plays games laying down is a total n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPDunks4 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 11 hours ago, stepee said: omg playing like that looks awful I think we now know why you're stuck on Biome 1. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 12 hours ago, GameDadGrant said: Yeah but, that's just, like, your opinion, man. No. What I said are facts. Literally. I understand those who love handheld gaming the switch is great for what it does. I'm not hating by any means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy4000 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Bacon said: Yeah, we're talking about gamer chad mode here. Not piano bitch mode. You'd have a negative KDR if people did what you are spouting. Gamer chad mode? I’m confused. I don’t see any Mountain Dew and Doritos fueling him. He’s not even sitting in a high performance gamer chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPDunks4 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 The forward lean in a video game is equivalent to this... It's when you're like, okay enough fucking around, time to get serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, crispy4000 said: Gamer chad mode? I’m confused. I don’t see any Mountain Dew and Doritos fueling him. He’s not even sitting in a high performance gamer chair. 1. Mello Yello is better. 2. Real gamers don't eat while gaming. Especially not anything that gets the hands dirty. 3. Gamer chairs are for posers. And if you do eat chips while gaming, real gamers know that you have to get chips that can be poured out of the bag and into your mouth. Cheese Balls, Cheetos, Fritos, Pretzel bites, popcorn, Chex Mix are examples of pourable chipish snacks. Dry cereal also works. A real gamer would make sure to chase the cereal with whole milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, JPDunks4 said: The forward lean in a video game is equivalent to this... It's when you're like, okay enough fucking around, time to get serious... Or doing this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bacon said: 1. Mello Yello is better. 2. Real gamers don't eat while gaming. Especially not anything that gets the hands dirty. 3. Gamer chairs are for posers. And if you do eat chips while gaming, real gamers know that you have to get chips that can be poured out of the bag and into your mouth. Cheese Balls, Cheetos, Fritos, Pretzel bites, popcorn, Chex Mix are examples of pourable chipish snacks. Dry cereal also works. A real gamer would make sure to chase the cereal with whole milk. Put these in a bag tied to your neck for hands free eating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDadGrant Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 I'm really enjoying the direction this thread has taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 If you eat while you game liquefy it, like a nice healthy protein shake with some fruits and veggies in it. Or eat junk and just have a napkin and wipe your fingers off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Who doesn’t use cutlery when eating snacks? Wow heathens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Yet another D1P thread fallen to food talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 My favorite move is to steal some of my kids' snacks and then distract them with food anytime they come by asking for a turn to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ghost_MH said: My favorite move is to steal some of my kids' snacks and then distract them with food anytime they come by asking for a turn to play. So you treat your kids like dogs. Good to know. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 minute ago, best3444 said: So you treat your kids like dogs. Good to know. Reveal hidden contents My kids are still young enough that pending to be puppies is still a thing. Either way, playing through HZD was much easier when I had a some Cookies and Cream Kisses to distract hungry toddlers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 BOTW2 preorders with Switch Pro. Make it happen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 lul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 ya if you keep predicting every week it’ll happen eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameDadGrant Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 ZzZZZZZzZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 25 minutes ago, stepee said: ya if you keep predicting every week it’ll happen eventually I ain’t predicting bud. I am feeding the coal into the train. why don’t you get off the train. K thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: I ain’t predicting bud. I am feeding the coal into the train. why don’t you get off the train. K thx i didn’t mean you, i meant all the “insiders” like there is obv some actual info but they keep hyping these dates that are hit and miss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 What happened to Switch Pro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Just now, Remarkableriots said: What happened to Switch Pro? @Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 It’s the Steam Deck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 I think it’s pretty safe to say that the Pro turned into the Switch OLED due to the chip shortage. At this point, Nintendo will probably release a Switch 2 instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy4000 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 We can hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 The Switch is going to outsell the PS4 lifetime sales in roughly five less years. Until there’s a reason for a switch pro beyond the die hards wanting one, it ain’t gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy4000 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 6 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: The Switch is going to outsell the PS4 lifetime sales in roughly five less years. Until there’s a reason for a switch pro beyond the die hards wanting one, it ain’t gonna happen. They could just make the Switch 2 a Switch Pro. I wouldn’t put it past them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkstark Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 A switch pro would be pointless now, anyone looking for more horsepower would just buy a steamdeck. Anyone who doesnt already own a switch probably isnt going to be swayed by more power and is more likely to buy due to a price drop of current hardware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 14 minutes ago, thedarkstark said: A switch pro would be pointless now, anyone looking for more horsepower would just buy a steamdeck. Anyone who doesnt already own a switch probably isnt going to be swayed by more power and is more likely to buy due to a price drop of current hardware. That’s not true for most people. A steam deck is running a weird OS and requires constant manual tinkering to get things to run. They’re not even comparable to the average consumer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclyp Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: That’s not true for most people. A steam deck is running a weird OS and requires constant manual tinkering to get things to run. They’re not even comparable to the average consumer. While I don’t think the steam deck is any true threat to the switch, I don’t think your depiction of the steam deck experience resembles reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 13 minutes ago, Paperclyp said: While I don’t think the steam deck is any true threat to the switch, I don’t think your depiction of the steam deck experience resembles reality. What do you mean? Every time I click "play" I have to open a command line and type like a Hollywood hacker for 35 minutes before I get into a game! It's really intellectually dishonest to represent the fact that some games require tinkering as "you have to do constant manual tinkering to get things to run" -- you CAN do constant manual tinkering, just like on PC. Or you can just stick to the 2,000+ Deck verified games and hit the play button same as on the Switch. Except they'll download faster, run better, and won't have shitty stick drift on every goddamn joy-con you ever buy! I've had stick drift on all my joy-cons so that means this is a fair representation of the average Switch user's experience btw. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Goddammit I thought this got bumped because there was a new rumour or leak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 11 hours ago, thedarkstark said: A switch pro would be pointless now, anyone looking for more horsepower would just buy a steamdeck. Anyone who doesnt already own a switch probably isnt going to be swayed by more power and is more likely to buy due to a price drop of current hardware. I mean, except for the tens of millions who would gladly buy more powerful switch hardware from Nintendo, Nobody wants that at all. I love my Steamdeck, but it definitely isn't a replacement for the switch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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