Jason Posted September 25, 2023 Author Share Posted September 25, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Trump's spokesman initially tweeted that Trump bought the gun, but has since "corrected" himself, saying he did not buy a gun. Big brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 25, 2023 Author Share Posted September 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Trump's spokesman initially tweeted that Trump bought the gun, but has since "corrected" himself, saying he did not buy a gun. Big brains. Knowing Trump he probably just walked off with the gun without paying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 28 minutes ago, Jason said: Finally they got him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Another case of “normal things I’d love to see trump actually do” would be handle and fire a gun. Dumbass would probably not wear ear protection or something because it would mess with his bronzer or have atrocious trigger or barrel discipline never mind actually looking like a complete wimp in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Another case of “normal things I’d love to see trump actually do” would be handle and fire a gun. Dumbass would probably not wear ear protection or something because it would mess with his bronzer or whatever Remember how his aides told him not to look directly into the solar eclipse and then he did it specifically to spite them for having the nerve to tell him what to do? "Mr. President sir, you should under absolutely no circumstances point a gun at your face even if you're certain it's unloaded." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Jason said: Remember how his aides told him not to look directly into the solar eclipse? "Mr. President sir, you should under absolutely no circumstances point a gun at your face even if you're certain it's unloaded." 100% chance he has an unloaded gun, pulls the trigger pointed directly at someone and then makes jokes about it. And then that person will still eat trumps shit “thank you sir I would love to be killed by your hand sir” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: 100% chance he has an unloaded gun, pulls the trigger pointed directly at someone and then makes jokes about it. And then that person will still eat trumps shit “thank you sir I would love to be killed by your hand sir” "In the middle of Fifth Avenue, sir" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: "In the middle of Fifth Avenue, sir" With tears streaming down their face, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Now he's only a step away from shooting someone in times square and being able to get away with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreePi Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Cheney shot a dude in the face with bird shot and the guy apologized for how Cheney was treated. Trump could shoot one of his supporters and the victims family would probably thank Trump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 They would thank him for shooting the demon out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5timechamp Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 If that worthless Orange baboon shot himself I would pop up and just laugh at him Duck Hunt Dog style, im not sure the how of it all but I know I would 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 50 minutes ago, 5timechamp said: If that worthless Orange baboon shot himself I would pop up and just laugh at him Duck Hunt Dog style, im not sure the how of it all but I know I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 7 hours ago, Jason said: The best people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Just read a Jusge has rules he committed fraud. 2023 has certainly been his year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Just now, gamer.tv said: Just read a Jusge has rules he committed fraud. 2023 has certainly been his year. Judge rules Donald Trump defrauded banks, insurers while building real estate empire APNEWS.COM A judge has ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud for years while building the real estate empire that catapulted him to fame and the White House. Quote A judge ruled Tuesday that Donald Trump committed fraud for years while building the real estate empire that catapulted him to fame and the White House. Judge Arthur Engoron, ruling in a civil lawsuit brought by New York’s attorney general, found that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing. Engoron ordered that some of Trump’s business licenses be rescinded as punishment, making it difficult or impossible for them to do business in New York, and said he would continue to have an independent monitor oversee the Trump Organization’s operations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 I imagine Trump being like Frank Reynolds with a gun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Quote Judge Engoron says Donald Trump committed fraud and has ordered the cancellation of his NY business certificates and the dissolution of the Trump Organization 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: I recognize that it's the initials AE, but it kinda looks like Trump got at F on a test and tried to spin it to an A- before giving it to his parents. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 I sincerely hope the stress of this all kills him 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: I sincerely hope the stress of this all kills him And leave poor Eric an orphan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jason said: And leave poor Eric an orphan? He can get it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 44 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: I recognize that it's the initials AE, but it kinda looks like Trump got at F on a test and tried to spin it to an A- before giving it to his parents. Shit you not I was thinking the exact same thing. Judge needs to step up his game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: Shit you not I was thinking the exact same thing. Judge needs to step up his game. Serious people scrawl their initials in big, beautiful sharpie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastletonSnob Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 How bad is it looking for Trump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, CastletonSnob said: How bad is it looking for Trump? OH MAN REAL BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Good Fox News headline for this one... A kinda unflattering photo of a black woman, a photo of a smiling clapping Trump and the headline "Judge announces decision in former President Donald Trump's real estate fraud case". SLOW CLAP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 14 minutes ago, ort said: Good Fox News headline for this one... A kinda unflattering photo of a black woman, a photo of a smiling clapping Trump and the headline "Judge announces decision in former President Donald Trump's real estate fraud case". SLOW CLAP... Ort, we've talked about this. Go to your room. 2 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 1 minute ago, marioandsonic said: Ort, we've talked about this. Go to your room. At this point ort's Fox withdrawals would probably be fatal tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 The second story right now is called "CLOSE CALL" "Biden nearly stumbles exiting Air Force One, hours after team's efforts exposed" and features footage of Biden coming down stairs and ever so slightly slipping for one second. Like, he kinda comes down awkward on a step for a second. I literally had to watch it twice because I wasn't even sure what they were even talking about. That's the number 2 news story in America today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Jason said: Who the fuck is Steve? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, ort said: watch it twice because I wasn't even sure what they were even talking about Open your eyes sheeple! Behold! The deep state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, LazyPiranha said: Who the fuck is Steve? We know what happened to him. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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