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  1. Now that the stock market is just LARPing while algorithms decide our fate and Lin Manuel Miranda is off Hamilton, Manhattan literally has no value and should be given back to the Dutch if we’re just going to get all orange about things anyway.
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    $$$ The Official SFLUFAN HQ2 Contest $$$

    Allow me, if I may, to win this thread. Here’s a map of the US / Canada, color coded by the percentage of Slavic people per state / province. Everything not gray is DQ’d based on the percentage of Slavic people. Canada and Utah are out based on the proliferation of white people. Let’s also discard Hawaii due it its proximity to Japan. Alabama and Georgia are Florida adjacent, so they’re a hard pass. Wade doesn’t seem like the type to tolerate anything Carolinian, so NC and SC are cooked. Tennessee is ALSO getting Amazon’d, so fuck Tennessee. Oklahoma is where dreams go to die after having been on life support in Arkansas, so they’re gone, too. This leaves us with Kentucky and Louisiana. Kentucky, like his Virginia, is a commonwealth and there IS comfort in the familiar. Yet it is also home to Mitch McConnell, noted tentacle twat. This brings us to Louisiana. New Orleans doesn’t seem like his speed, which leads us to Baton Rouge. Therefore, Wade’s new home is Baton Rouge, Louisiana. QED, Fin, a play in three acts.
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    Mueller Season 3: The End Game

    EDGING SO HARD
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    ~The 2018 midterms/special elections thread~

    These people should be fired into the sun.
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    Mueller Season 3: The End Game

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    Mueller Season 3: The End Game

    What’s there to even be proven wrong about? There’s no doubt that you all started stroking too early, which is the only thing in this whole ordeal I’m absolutely sure of
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    Mueller Season 3: The End Game

    Hmm.
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    Google launching driverless uber-like service next month

    Either one will be considered a hostile act, so do whatever feels best.
  9. Hating crime is not a hate crime, so no.
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    Google launching driverless uber-like service next month

    I too am eagerly anticipating new and creative ways for people to get pulled over for driving while black. ”Do you own this car?” ”No it’s driverl...” ”Step out of the car, sir.”
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    Mueller Season 3: The End Game

    OLO
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