Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 On Sunday, the world will mark the 100th Anniversary of the end of the First World War, a devastating conflict that claimed 20 million lives and changed the world in ways that we're still experiencing to this day. And what better way to mark such a solemn occasion than with a giveaway for a game where you assassinate targets in creatively hilarious/hilariously creative ways! To be eligible, all you have to do is post in this thread over the weekend and the RNG gods may smile upon you. To get a little extra consideration, post your favorite assassination that you accomplished over the long history of this series! Good luck! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I kill in the most boring ways possible, and thus have had no memorable assassinations.q 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Posting. I never played a hitman game before. This is getting solid reviews. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I've never played a Hitman game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaku3 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I want to join in SFLU. Don't need the game but I will gladly add a 2nd key to the giveaway. Just pick a 2nd winner for me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Thanks for the giveaway! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The def star Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I think my favorite assassination was by accident. It was in the Paris level during Christmas and I was in the attic. As I was creeping to get to my target Santa Clause appeared out of no where. Out of twitchiness I ended up strangling him with my fiber wire. I didn't know what happened as it all went down so fast. I felt bad about about murdering Santa Clause so naturally I took his outfit and assumed the new role as Santa. But not without finishing off my initial targets as jolly ol' Saint Nick It was a very merry Xmas indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 This was a long time ago but some guy was puking in the toilet and I killed him with a screwdriver or something similar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Most memorable assassination was Silent Assassin suit only for the model elusive target Walter Williams. He would always walk by a bathroom next to a restricted area, so I very, very carefully kited over every single person in that area into the closest bathroom with a coin, knocked them out, and then dragged them into the other bathroom while no one was watching. I needed that closest bathroom empty otherwise the newest victim would freak out and alert the guards before I could put them to sleep. Eventually there were no witnesses in the area when he finally came around. He was much harder to pull away, but after a bunch of desperate coin tosses, he finally decided to check out what was going on in the john, only to get pistol whipped and shot while unconscious on the ground. I left his body there, and about 6 unconscious saps in the bathroom next to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 In the library with a candle stick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodimus Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I never played a Hitman game. I know that gamer gate chick pissed everyone when she talked about that game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Back and to the left, from atop a book depository. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasemntDweller2 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I'll take any one of the 24 people assassinated in Columbia during the 1980s. Cocaine is a helluva drug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Been forever since I played a Hitman game so I can't say any assassinations spring to mind. What does spring to mind is how often I failed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulikov Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 That one mission in absolution where you wrestle a giant dude, get unmasked, then kill him in front of a hundred people. Classic Hitman assassination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Hitman Blood Money was great and I liked the mission You Better Watch Out, you can shoot out the bottom of the glass bottomed Jacuzzi and your target falls to his death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSmallville Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 As usual, you guys are the best group on the internet. I've never played a Hitman game before, but I'd be very keen on checking one out! And yes, in leiu of having a cool assassination story, I have used the word "keen". You're welcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, TheRealSmallville said: And yes, in leiu of having a cool assassination story, I have used the word "keen". You're welcome! Very keen of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I haven't played the first game. Would I need to before playing this one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Brick said: I haven't played the first game. Would I need to before playing this one? It comes with the levels from the first so no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBladeRoden Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 You know, the one with the suit and the garrote. That one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atom631 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Everyone should check out Peter Jackson’s incredible WW1 documentary titled “They Shall Not Grow Old”. https://variety.com/2018/film/news/peter-jackson-they-shall-not-grow-old-release-date-1203025072/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I don't know if I've had a favorite. I was always so bad at them I felt lucky just to accomplish them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 My favorite kill would be Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: It comes with the levels from the first so no. If you don't own Hitman Season 1, then you have to purchase those levels separately. Hitman Season 1 owners get them for free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaethos Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 I've only played Absolution. The first memorable assassination that springs to mind from that is electrocuting some guy who was peeing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALIEN-gunner Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Is Hitman a game or something? I thought it was a movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Havent played a hit man game but the X1X enhanced version has me interested 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 46 minutes ago, ALIEN-gunner said: Is Hitman a game or something? I thought it was a movie. a game based of the movies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALIEN-gunner Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Firewithin said: a game based of the movies Ah I figured that was it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Man, a lot of people haven't played Hitman which I find kind of surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaethos Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Firewithin said: a game based of the movies Strike that, reverse it. The movies are based on the games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALIEN-gunner Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, jaethos said: Strike that, reverse it. The movies are based on the games. Are you calling him a liar? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 I've only played the (free) Paris level in Hitman. Was quite fun and would like to jump into more Hitman and more interesting levels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 hour ago, ALIEN-gunner said: Are you calling him a liar? The first Hitman game came out in 2000 while the first movie came out in 2007.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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