silentbob Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Someone better add Mike Tyson’s PunchOut and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme to that punch. So since lives pretty much in Bel-Air, does that he moves back to Phili? Plus we gotta get a Comedy Central Roast of Will Smith hosted by Chris Rock out of this. Please for the love of God make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GeneticBlueprint Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 The greatest deliberative body in the world (The Academy) is about to convene a special confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson to ask why she's so soft with black on black crime. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nokra Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 From Reddit: What does Chris Rock have on his face? Fresh prints 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Watch until the end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kamusha Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 One of the main criticisms of scientology from a psychology point of view is that it actually doesn't actually heal any deep-seated issues, it only represses them. And when you repress certain emotions for too long, they can often come out in unseemly ways and inopportune times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 On the actual awards: it’s kinda fascinating that PotD only won for Director. I may have missed something trying to do my own research, but the last time that happened was in 1956 (Giant). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 cucked behavior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 The world would be a vastly better place if more comedians faced similar consequences for their "humor". My only regret is that Will didn't use a closed fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, TheLeon said: On the actual awards: it’s kinda fascinating that PotD only won for Director. I may have missed something trying to do my own research, but the last time that happened was in 1956 (Giant). And I’m pretty sure they only did that in response to Sam Elliott’s bashing of the director. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 46 minutes ago, MarSolo said: And I’m pretty sure they only did that in response to Sam Elliott’s bashing of the director. Nah, I think that vote was locked in before that. Beloved figure, second woman ever to be nominated for Best Director, makes her first movie in 12 years, it’s her triumphant return, etc. I don’t think it was ever going to be anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Wait, the "fan cheer" vote also included the Endgame portals/team-up and the Justice League straight-to-home-video scene still won? Hahahahahaha. It's like, the people at the Oscars were like Exec A: "people keep accusing the Academy Awards of being completely nepotistic and rigged, with decisions made by people totally out of touch with the real world. What should we do to counter that?" Exec B: "How about we let totally delusional and out of touch people from the public support their crappy movie through a rigged fan vote?" Unbelievable that JL trash would win any award, and that they allowed the Snyder "fans" (more an incel cult, at this point) to pull this off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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legend Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 10 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: I know you're a robot and human emotions are complicated but I think it was more of a, "oh you're think you're funny well I'm going to come up there and fuck you up in a second" type of laughs. I'm unconvinced it was that kind of laugh. I might be able to buy that he was willing to "laugh it off" but after seeing Jada's response got triggered by her being hurt. We unfortunately don't see their reactions after they cut back to Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, legend said: I'm unconvinced it was that kind of laugh. I might be able to buy that he was willing to "laugh it off" but after seeing Jada's response got triggered by her being hurt. We unfortunately don't see their reactions after they cut back to Chris. Yeah, the initial laugh seems to view it as a fairly innocuous joke, and then it seems he recognized that Jada didn’t see it the same way. I wish somebody would leak the video from the camera that was pointed at Will and Jada and see the entire event from that perspective. Like, how did Jada react to will smacking Chris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 My opinions on the slap (as pointless as they are), are: Rock's joke was out of line, in that jokes shouldn't come at someone else's medical expense (unless that person already owns that medical issue as part of their image/persona) Smith's slap was out of line, he should have (at most) just walked out of the theatre with his wife Someone should go slap Gervais retroactively 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 To be fair, Ricky Gervais calls out all of these narcissistic assholes to their faces, so that should at least exempt him from some violence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 So you can fuck his wife but not say her name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bacon said: So you can fuck his wife but not say her name There's a difference between being in a mutually-consenting open relationship and using a woman's medical condition as the punch line of a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, Bacon said: So you can fuck his wife but not say her name dum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: mutually-consenting open relationship 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bacon Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: x Airplanes Smith hitting Twin Towers Rock is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: Wait, the "fan cheer" vote also included the Endgame portals/team-up and the Justice League straight-to-home-video scene still won? Hahahahahaha. It's like, the people at the Oscars were like Exec A: "people keep accusing the Academy Awards of being completely nepotistic and rigged, with decisions made by people totally out of touch with the real world. What should we do to counter that?" Exec B: "How about we let totally delusional and out of touch people from the public support their crappy movie through a rigged fan vote?" Unbelievable that JL trash would win any award, and that they allowed the Snyder "fans" (more an incel cult, at this point) to pull this off. They backed off their planned "Popular Oscar" from a few years ago after the immediate (and obvious) backlash. So now their solution is to just let Twitter decide? Of course that's gonna be trolled, especially if they allow for any movie to be nominated. And then if the idea is to integrate these popular movies into the show to boost viewers, why is it just a 60 second clip reel of the top 5? That's not doing anything for anyone, except now Army of the Dead has exactly one award win listed on IMDB. Good job everyone. It's like announcing that you've got DJ Khaled, and all he does is interrupt the start of show to hype up the hosts as he walks across the stage. Is that really bringing anyone to this shitshow? To introduce the (actually pretty good) James Bond tribute, we've got... all your favorite X-Games stars from 20 years ago? Sure, Bond has skied a time or two, so I guess that fits. Hype up the "first ever live performance" of We Don't Talk About Bruno, and it gets steamrolled by a guest verse from Meghan Thee Stallion about being at the Oscars? Way to give the people what they want. Utterly bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 42 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Someone should go slap Gervais retroactively Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 At this point just get Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles to host and walk around like crabs and monkeys on stage for 4 hours. Major improvement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: Why? Even though Gervais does correctly call out Hollywood on its hypocritical, self-righteous bullshit, he's got a quite a few other less-than-savory opinions that warrant him being on the receiving end of someone's open palm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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