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[First Manafort trial] Manafort pleads guilty to two of seven charges in second case


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5 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

What did Richie Incognito do?

 

Knowing his history, probably has to do with him being an enormous piece of shit.

 

Let's google...

 

Richie Incognito arrested for gun threats at funeral home

 

Nailed it.

 

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‘‘Incognito reportedly was upset with staff and began to damage property inside the business and shout at employees,’’ said Sergeant Ben Hoster, a police spokesman. ‘‘At several points during his contact with staff, Incognito threatened to retrieve guns from his vehicle and return to shoot the employees.’’ 

 

A police report showed officers later executed a search warrant on Incognito’s pickup truck and seized two Glocks, three rifles, and a silencer for a handgun. The report also said Incognito’s family had told him he wasn’t going to be allowed to attend his father’s funeral and he had been acting erratically. 

 

Witnesses at the funeral home told police that Incognito wanted them to cut his dead dad’s head off for research purposes and Incognito punched caskets, threw pamphlets, and took an urn from a shelf and slammed it down on top of a casket. 

Two mortuary employees took cover in a room downstairs before police arrived and arrested Incognito.

 

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3 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

Knowing his history, probably has to do with him being an enormous piece of shit.

 

Let's google...

 

Richie Incognito arrested for gun threats at funeral home

 

Nailed it.

You can make a Mad Libs for him: Richie Incognito arrested for (random violence/something disgusting/something racist) at (place of reverence/place where usually nothing untoward goes down).

Example:

Richie Incognito arrested for pooping on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

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26 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

Knowing his history, probably has to do with him being an enormous piece of shit.

 

Let's google...

 

Richie Incognito arrested for gun threats at funeral home

 

Nailed it.

 

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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/richie-incognito-undergoing-involuntary-medical-evaluation-after-reported-fight-at-gym/

 

he had an involuntary medical evaluation after throwing a dumbbell at someone and rambling about the government coming after him

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"Such respect for a brave man!" - President of the United State Donald Trump on his ex-campaign manager Paul Manafort going to jail on 8 serious counts of white collar crime where he will serve out the rest of his life in actual prison (barring a pardon from said President). Oh, he has a second trial coming up to.

 

:shrug:

 

:facepalm:

 

:dumpster_fire:

 

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