Captain Pickle

Going to the raptors home opener tonight!

MAGIC WHO NOW?!? SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM COMMIE SATANISTS FROM THEM FILTHY EROTIC SNUGGLE FEATURES. WOMEN ON TOP OF MEN DOING THE DEVIL’S DANCE! NO SIR, I MEAN LIKE THAT DIRTY HIPPIE ALWAYS WEARING A VEST WITHOUT A SHIRT, AS IF HIS MISSUS FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY CAUSE SHE’S TOO BUSY ATTENDING ONE OF THEM DEMONIC LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGES. FRANKIE MERCURY, I THINK... NOW WHAT WERE WE YAPPING ON ABOUT?

NO NO NO. NOT EARRING MAIDS. AIDS. HEARING AIDSSS

HE SAID FDA PROPOSING OVER THE COUNTER HEARING AIDS

You get used to it, guy

I feel like COVID was a drill or test on humanity and we very much failed.

I’m kinda shocked at this board losing their minds about $30 when half of you buy an extra console because it’s a new colour and pay $90 for a 12 year old game. I’ll get this for a year, play Zelda and get my old college roommates together for kart sessions then cancel when I’ve played what I want

I remember reading that u needed the 64 controller to play some games multiplayer. Is that not the case anymore? I want to play kart online as soon as I get this and will be super pissed if I cant

Finish this sentence: late at night, bacon likes to hop on the internet and watch a...

What he said. To whoever asked

Hmmm, interesting. Yesterday the radio told me he needs to be cancelled

Me too

Ehhh. I foresee me wearing a mask on transit at least for many years to come during flu season