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Google dictionary lied to me

This is some corporal punishment I can support

It's not a real pizza if it doesn't have pineapple on it

If everyone gets impeached it doesn't matter that it happened to Trump

I don't think they need much pressuring to do this

If Trump actually paid people the Wayne county canvassers probably would've complied.

He'll never surpass his jabroni marks tweet

You're one of the lucky ones

My cousin's excited to get a cybertruck but is worried because they haven't announced a price yet

CNN moved from the list of channels that I don't watch to the list of channels that I won't watch

They could have gotten rid of it a couple years ago but didn't. Everyone likes the gamesmanship

Throw some onions on there too

2 cheerleaders were shot in a Texas supermarket parking lot after one opened the door to the wrong vehicle. A suspect is under arrest | CNN WWW.CNN.COM Two teenage cheerleaders were shot after one said she mistook the suspect's vehicle for her own in a supermarket parking lot near Texas' capital -- making this at least the third incident this... Continuing with the theme

I almost spat out my water reading anything on teh vesti

Christmas Eve was rough. Other than that it's basically been autumn

Liked and followed

I imagine the person handling expense reports has been laid off

I was looking at some seats in Madison Square Garden for shits and giggles and even the cheap seats had a convenience fee of around $250

You can thank Michigan's 2018 prop 2 for that one (independent commission for redistricting)

Dude was just talking about the inflation of his bowels

Ephebophilia. Big difference

Hopefully Notre Dame and Ohio State both lose. It'll take some of the sting away from the SEC invitational

Have to go to a funeral Thursday. One of my antivax friends was on a ventilator for a couple weeks and died right before Christmas. I'm hoping this convinces some of my other antivax friends and cousins to get the shot but it's probably not going to

I needed a good Riley, thank you sir

Hopefully it'll be the end of an all senior event at least