legend Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Vitalsign said: Meanwhile real Gs will be getting road head with Autopilot on. Elon will be quick to remind you when you have that accident that causes your girl to bite your dick off that you're not supposed to let autopilot drive without your attention because it hasn't actually solved the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitalsign Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, legend said: Elon will be quick to remind you when you have that accident that causes your girl to bite your dick off that you're not supposed to let autopilot drive without your attention because it hasn't actually solved the problem. That’s true. I haven’t bought the FSD hopium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 55 minutes ago, Vitalsign said: I guess you can drive around in your Prius with a “Fuck Elon” bumper sticker next to the “CoExist” one. Meanwhile real Gs will be getting road head with Autopilot on. On and into the back of a parked semi truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Leave it to Vitalsign to prove my point in one swift post! The betas' milkshakes always bring faux alpha males to the yard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 A user coming back from a years-long absence to simp for Elon isn’t something I was expecting to read today. But I took a sick day today so it makes sense. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitalsign Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 This place needs me, I answered the call. Everyone's been huffing their own farts too long. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rc0101 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 7 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: Gonna be a shit show. I will say that’s a common move in a takeover. Once you know which executives you will keep, you escort the others out, with as little notice as possible. The security might be a bit much but I’m guessing Elon subscribes to the “fire someone on day one so the others fall in line” approach and wants it to be a spectacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Vitalsign said: This place needs me, I answered the call. Everyone's been huffing their own farts too long. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 27 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: 👍 Nah I don't want an ant-trans fascist. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 yeah they’ve definitely planned this out perfectly. And it’s the worst possible way to do a layoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: yeah they’ve definitely planned this out perfectly. And it’s the worst possible way to do a layoff I dunno, the G4 layoff from the other week where the employees found out by a tweet by Wario64 was probably worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 3 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: Nah I don't want an ant-trans fascist. I'm against ant-trans for what it's worth. There can only be a single queen in the colony, it's just how it is and they won't function with more than one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 7 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: Nah I don't want an ant-trans fascist. It was a sarcastic thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: It was a sarcastic thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Vitalsign said: I guess you can drive around in your Prius with a “Fuck Elon” bumper sticker next to the “CoExist” one. Meanwhile real Gs will be getting road head with Autopilot on. Anyone that gets head in a moving vehicle is a moron. Enjoy your second circumcision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 just trimming the fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 44 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: just trimming the fat Musk has ordered that ALL engineers be available 24/7, so no need for anyone on call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ghost_MH said: Musk has ordered that ALL engineers be available 24/7, so no need for anyone on call. You don't need on call, because Musk has automated the process. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 The remaining people are gonna quit if they're good. They're gonna be stuck with the people who can't land another job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 It sounds like they are laying people off worldwide without proper notice (or severance in lieu) in places that require it, and that a class action lawsuit has been filed as a result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Ghost_MH said: Musk has ordered that ALL engineers be available 24/7, so no need for anyone on call. Wait really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Wait really? dumb af Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Wait really? This is what it's like to toil at Elon Musk's Twitter: 'The expectation is literally to work 24/7.' WWW.BUSINESSINSIDER.COM Billionaire demands constant work to change platform's verification process. 'Every function in the company is doing the same,' internal memo says. This was before the order for employees to be in the office 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. He's also ordered everyone back into the office after Twitter permanently moved to remote two years ago. Also, also, he's gotten rid of Dorsey's no meeting days. You know, because there's nothing better for quality engineering than meetings that serve to only placate execs. I'm often reminded how everytime Musk has run a company that didn't have a physical product to sell, he's been ousted from his role as CEO. I have a distinct feeling Musk believes Twitter can get to a point where it doesn't need any more changes, so he plans to run their engineers into dust, fire them all, and keep Twitter running from there with a skeleton crew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Again, the man is a moron. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Lolololololol 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Lololol Go back to grooming your daughter you pos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 18 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Lolololololol what will be his excuses when EU come after him for the same shit since they actually have laws about hate speech etc and advertisers just do the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 So actually, he could be saying this in an attempt to get around the requirement to payout 60 days severance in lieu of notice: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 australia about to join in the fun Twitter locks Australian employees out of its systems as Elon Musk warns of staff cull - ABC News WWW.ABC.NET.AU The ABC understands most Australian Twitter staff have been logged out of the company's system, with workers globally to find out whether they still have a job via email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Elon sucks and I think Twitter is doomed, but at least the band is playing on as the Titanic sinks. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly): "I got the email... I still have a job but I stayed up last night watching hard-working, talented, caring people get logged out one by one and I don't know what to say. Tweeps, you are remarkable. #OneTeam #TwitterLayoffs (My colleague captured it perfectly)"|nitter NITTER.NL I got the email... I still have a job but I stayed up last night watching hard-working, talented, caring people get logged out one by one and I don't know what to say. Tweeps, you are... Morale is high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: Lolololololol I mean, it's a story as old as time, but how do these stupid dumb-dumb still not understand that private citizens who react negatively to what you are doing are not violating your free speech? Like, in any way whatsoever? I know a lifetime of the most extreme privilege and wealth imaginable has made Elon Musk think he can do whatever he wants, however he wants, any time he wants... but other people exist and can react however they want to his mind-numbingly stupid bullshit. Shut the fuck up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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