General Gaming Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order OT

[skillzdadirecta]

9 minutes ago, Biggie said:

Only I didn’t use previews and reviews. I used my eyes and watched the game being played on streams.

 

SO DID I are you kidding? There were several streams posted IN THE DT thread! I don't think I've watched more streams of a game in recent memory because I had NO IDEA what the game was. I even POSTED a stream IN the DT topic. Again, it doesn't matter whether you used streams, previews or reviews... YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT and you made a decision based on what you saw. Which is the same thing I did with DT which is fine... except for DT I guess 

[stepee]

2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

 

SO DID I are you kidding? There were several streams posted IN THE DT thread! I don't think I've watched more streams of a game in recent memory because I had NO IDEA what the game was. I even POSTED a stream IN the DT topic. Again, it doesn't matter whether you used streams, previews or reviews... YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT and you made a decision based on what you saw. Which is the same thing I did with DT 

 

people who think it would be cool to be able to suck their own dick don’t get it, as soon as you taste your cum the illusion is broken and it’s just weird

[Xbob42]

8 minutes ago, stepee said:

 

people who think it would be cool to be able to suck their own dick don’t get it, as soon as you taste your cum the illusion is broken and it’s just weird

God you can't be this bad at sucking your own dick. You get a flavored condom and put it on your tongue (not your dick!) that way you get some delicious flavoring while your cheeks do the heavy lifting when it comes to the friction necessary to really get the juices flowing. Juices that you no longer have to taste! 

[stepee]

2 minutes ago, Xbob42 said:

God you can't be this bad at sucking your own dick. You get a flavored condom and put it on your tongue (not your dick!) that way you get some delicious flavoring while your cheeks do the heavy lifting when it comes to the friction necessary to really get the juices flowing. Juices that you no longer have to taste! 

 

Just let work know I’m not “feeling well”, will report back.

[Dodger]

When do the reviews go up?

[EternallDarkness]

Just now, Dodger said:

When do the reviews go up?

 

tonight

[skillzdadirecta]

Just now, Dodger said:

When do the reviews go up?

Midnight I think.

[Bloodporne]

@BiggieHow do the kids say...? Just take the L and cut your losses, bruh.

 

 

[EternallDarkness]

3 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

Midnight I think.

 

yeah, 9PM PST so midnight east coast

[Biggie]

3 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

@BiggieHow do the kids say...? Just take the L and cut your losses, bruh.

 

 

But I’m right about Death Standing and they will be wrong about Bore Wars 

[EternallDarkness]

though if you look online a bunch of people are already playing because it seems quite a few people have received their copies early

[Bloodporne]

3 minutes ago, Biggie said:

But I’m right about Death Standing and they will be wrong about Bore Wars 

You should send that fucking crystal ball you got so I can use it on something more helpful than seeing the future of Star Wars video games, like winning the lotto. 

[Biggie]

1 minute ago, Bloodporne said:

You should send that fucking crystal ball you got so I can use it on something more helpful than seeing the future of Star Wars video games, like winning the lotto. 

My crystal ball says it was published by EA. 👀

[Bloodporne]

17 minutes ago, Biggie said:

My crystal ball says it was published by EA. 👀

Hmmmm...you do make a strong argument with that as a matter of fact. 

[EternallDarkness]

Damn all these people playing it right now!!! Now I know what other people were feeling when I managed to snag a copy of the original Bioshock several days early. 

[Brian]

Impressions are good. I am buying Star Wars stock. Respawn will prove again it’s a top tier dev. 

[Mercury33]

2 hours ago, Biggie said:

My crystal ball says it was published by EA. 👀

But made by Respawn so they cancel each other out. 
 

Also as someone who really likes Death Stranding and Red Dead Redemption II, I think you’ve lost all credibility when evaluating whether or not a game is boring 😂

[skillzdadirecta]

according to the trailer just shown on the Xbox Show

 

Spoiler

Double bladed Lightsabers are IN

 

[Pikachu]

 

[Biggie]

So anybody actually played this or are we still speculating?

[ShreddieMercury]

This game is getting harder to resist.  I was hoping that my complete apathy towards SW would allow me to skip this, but a single player, third-person jedi game is conjuring up strong memories of Dark Forces, KOTOR, etc.  What I've seen of it looks fantastic.

[AbsolutSurgen]

Reviews in 4.5 hours. 

[JPDunks4]

2 hours ago, Biggie said:

So anybody actually played this or are we still speculating?

 

I have it and beat it already. GOTY

 

It releases tonight, so I doubt anyone here has had it.  I've seen some streamers that got early access playing it, but thats it.  

 

I'll prob be playing it, it's intriguing to me.  Everything I've read about it makes it sound like my type of game.

[ARZ]

I know people that played it early had the EA Access on PC and VPN's to New Zealand...had full access and streamed

[IdeaOfEvil]

Did nobody here take advantage of the Target '40% off EA games' coupon?

[JPDunks4]

24 minutes ago, ARZ said:

I know people that played it early had the EA Access on PC and VPN's to New Zealand...had full access and streamed

 

They didn't give EA Access early preview to avoid spoilers.  Buy yeah, using a VPN to New Zealand would work.

[Emblazon]

I had ordered a physical copy from Amazon, thinking I could wait, then I started seeing post here and on Discord... and now I have the deluxe edition installed on my X, and I won’t be sleeping tonight. 

[Paperclyp]

The game screams 8.0 reviews. 

 

I have a hunch the message board crowd will fucking love it and claim the press is biased somehow by not giving it in the 9s. 

 

These are all important predictions. 

[skillzdadirecta]

54 minutes ago, Emblazon said:

I had ordered a physical copy from Amazon, thinking I could wait, then I started seeing post here and on Discord... and now I have the deluxe edition installed on my X, and I won’t be sleeping tonight. 

Dammit I'm so tempted to do the same thing 

[skillzdadirecta]

39 minutes ago, Paperclyp said:

The game screams 8.0 reviews. 

 

I have a hunch the message board crowd will fucking love it and claim the press is biased somehow by not giving it in the 9s. 

 

These are all important predictions. 

 Like Death Stranding? 

[Keyser_Soze]

39 minutes ago, Paperclyp said:

The game screams 8.0 reviews. 

 

I have a hunch the message board crowd will fucking love it and claim the press is biased somehow by not giving it in the 9s. 

 

These are all important predictions. 

 

I have low expectations of it being good since it's a Star Wars game and it's EA

That being said I'm sure someone here will enjoy it because at least one person finds enjoyment out of what are considered to be terrible games.

[Biggie]

2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

 Like Death Stranding? 

Obsessed 

[skillzdadirecta]

1 minute ago, Biggie said:

Obsessed 

 Kettle meet pot. Your Kojima sense HAD to be tingling...

[Bacon]

Only reason I have never had any interest in this game is because of the RL person they used for the MC. Can't stand his face. Also, in general, stop using real people in video games. I hate it. 

[Emblazon]

4 minutes ago, Bacon said:

Only reason I have never had any interest in this game is because of the RL person they used for the MC. Can't stand his face. Also, in general, stop using real people in video games. I hate it. 

Fuck that. Sam Witwer IS Starkiller.