And you wonder why america has a culture problem.

[unogueen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-milk-first-thing-is-fake-right.575263/

Eat shit and die.

[Guest]

I can understand conceptually milk first, but I don’t think all cereals need the same amount of milk.

[Keyser_Soze]

What about milk first cereal eaters who throw away the milk when they've eaten all the cereal?

[Bacon]

>resetera

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

Finally a thread where we can talk about food 

[skillzdadirecta]

So wait... they pour the milk in the bowl first THEN the cereal? How would you know how much milk you need? Seems like a real easy way to waste milk to me 

[Bacon]

I love the Special K flakes, but they have yet to put out a flavor I like, but then I saw this 

 

So I got it. And maaaaan, it  is so plain. The flakes are still great, but the flavor is so muted. Like watered down Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Like, I don't get cereal to be healthy so I wish these fuckers would just put out a frosted version. Or better yet, a frosted version of the image above. What I like about the Special K flakes are how light they are and the airy crunch. There isn't another cereal out there like it. 

[Bacon]

I've had the red berries, but while the cereal tastes great in that, I don't like dried fruit and they make the milk taste tangy in a way I don't like. 

[Chairslinger]

You know what's funny? My first reaction was "yeah, of course you poor the cereal in first...."

 

Then I realized in actual practice I am that which I hate....I am the monster that pours milk first. But I think I have a decent reason for why. 

 

I don't eat cereal for breakfast, in fact I rarely eat anything for breakfast. When I do occasionally eat cereal I eat it as a late afternoon snack.

 

And so I am not sitting around a nicely setup table or anything where I pour the cereal and then grab the milk and put in the perfect amount. I pour in a good amount of milk in the kitchen, put the milk away, and then I take it to my living room to watch TV. Then I pour in some cereal and quickly eat it because I am also pretty picky about my cereal being even remotely soggy. I would rather take the time to pour cereal 3 of 4 times and have it really crunchy than to pour it all at once and have the last bit soggy at the end.

 

I think I tried to do cereal first at one time, but I found that by the time I got sit down, picked something to watch, and got it loaded up that the cereal was just too soggy for me.

[Littleronin]

Those people most lose their collective shit over things like this.

[Xbob42]

Cereal first. This isn't even a question. Otherwise you're just pouring shit on top of a liquid... where it floats. Do you wait for the cereal to absorb enough milk to sink and then pour more? How much milk do you use? It can't be enough! Disgusting.

 

That said, I am a heathen who has always preferred soggy cereal. I fucking hate crunchy food aside from like potato chips.

[Brian]

Basically people like milk with granola on top. 
 

[DarkStar189]

Not falling for this meme shit.

 

But I'm extra weird I guess because the rare times I eat cereal.... I use 2 different cereals everytime. The first quarter of the bowl is always Cheerios (regular or honey nut). The next half of the bowl is the good cereal like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Then the last quarter of the bowl is the milk. The cheerios prop up the CT Crunch away from the milk, while the cheerios don't get soggy as quickly because they are so dense. 

[Bloodporne]

Why the hell would I pour cereal on top of milk and have it splash all over my OCD-cleaned table?

 

Also, ResetERA in general can't be anything than some weird online troll project at this point. 

[mclumber1]

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

[Bacon]

2 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

@Commissar SFLUFAN ban plz god

[CitizenVectron]

2 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

 

I have been doing the opposite, lately—mixing cereal with 9%MF greek yogurt. So creamy.

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

2 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

Every day we stray further and further from God’s light

[GeneticBlueprint]

2 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

 

You didn't realize it at the time but it wasn't a good combo with the fruity cereals either.

[Keyser_Soze]

2 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

 

My dad did this only if he ran out of milk but I don't think his sense of taste lessened over the years.

[AbsolutSurgen]

My kids eat cereal dry with their fingers for an afternoon snack, as if they were chips.  Otherwise they are cereal first people.

 

I truly think the milk-first poll-responders are just trolling everyone else.  No one actually does this.

[Reputator]

Um all the commercials show the milk being poured onto the cereal, so I assume that's how the manufacturer intends it.

 

Doing otherwise may void the warranty.

[Comet]

I don’t use milk if I have cereal so I’ll just see myself out 

[Uaarkson]

4 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

Thank you for raping my brain 

[SimpleG]

5 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

Before I went low carb/high fat ~8 years ago, I would eat my cereal not with milk, but with apple juice.  Not all cereals though.  It would usually be with a fruity tasting cereal like Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops.  This wasn't a good combo with a chocolate tasting cereal, for instance.

I do my best never to judge someone else's food choice but you sir are a fucking abomination to man kind.

[osxmatt]

I had an interview yesterday where this question was asked, and I was like "ok pretty abstract but I get it" and now I know my potential new boss is resetera user.

[thewhyteboar]

6 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Every day we stray further and further from God’s light

This is the kinda shit that leads to another flood.

[mclumber1]

6 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Every day we stray further and further from God’s light

 

16 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said:

This is the kinda shit that leads to another flood.

 

My sins are clear proof of a higher power, I guess!

[thewhyteboar]

14 minutes ago, mclumber1 said:

 

 

My sins are clear proof of a higher power, I guess!

[silentbob]

I don’t eat cereal and haven’t for years. My go to was Mr T cereal or Captain Crunch (same shit) Anyways cereal first and then add milk slowly, or buy this shit

 

[DarkStar189]

36 minutes ago, silentbob said:

I don’t eat cereal and haven’t for years. My go to was Mr T cereal or Captain Crunch (same shit) Anyways cereal first and then add milk slowly, or buy this shit

 

You can't have it both ways! This is an abomination! 

[silentbob]

2 minutes ago, DarkStar189 said:

You can't have it both ways! This is an abomination! 

Well, what side would you fill up first? Still have that to sort out

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

1 hour ago, mclumber1 said:

 

 

My sins are clear proof of a higher power, I guess!

The higher power is Lucifer himself

[Uaarkson]

1 hour ago, silentbob said:

I don’t eat cereal and haven’t for years. My go to was Mr T cereal or Captain Crunch (same shit) Anyways cereal first and then add milk slowly, or buy this shit

 

What the fuck is that. How do you manage to make a bowl pretentious?

[mclumber1]

15 minutes ago, Uaarkson said:

What the fuck is that. How do you manage to make a bowl pretentious?

 

Probably designed and crafted by an artisan in Portland, Oregon.