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2/10

 

Got into a horrendous argument with my wife the day prior, ended up not going to her family's for the same reason and spent the day alone drinking wine by myself and eventually eating McDonald's because nothing else was open and I forgot to go shopping. 

 

I would've made it a 1/10, but I didn't actually die, contract a terminal illness or anything else that day, so I guess one additional point is warranted? 

 

Hope this pathetic story helped bump all your scores at least one point higher! Merry Xmas!

 

PS: I ate that garbage McDonald's meal in my car in a parking lot in the dark. While listening to Miles Davis to heighten the sense of drama accidentally. 

 

P-motherfuckin'-PS: My mother and sister live approximately 1,200 miles away and the rest of my entire family is on another continent so I never see any of them for Xmas anyway.

 

@Mercury33: Cool?

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1 hour ago, Bloodporne said:

2/10

 

Got into a horrendous argument with my wife the day prior, ended up not going to her family's for the same reason and spent the day alone drinking wine by myself and eventually eating McDonald's because nothing else was open and I forgot to go shopping. 

 

I would've made it a 1/10, but I didn't actually die, contract a terminal illness or anything else that day, so I guess one additional point is warranted? 

 

Hope this pathetic story helped bump all your scores at least one point higher! Merry Xmas!

 

PS: I ate that garbage McDonald's meal in my car in a parking lot in the dark. While listening to Miles Davis to heighten the sense of drama accidentally. 

 

PSS: My mother and sister live approximately 1,200 miles away and the rest of my entire family is on another continent so I never see any of them for Xmas anyway.

Why did you get in an argument 

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7 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

2/10

 

Got into a horrendous argument with my wife the day prior, ended up not going to her family's for the same reason and spent the day alone drinking wine by myself and eventually eating McDonald's because nothing else was open and I forgot to go shopping. 

 

I would've made it a 1/10, but I didn't actually die, contract a terminal illness or anything else that day, so I guess one additional point is warranted? 

 

Hope this pathetic story helped bump all your scores at least one point higher! Merry Xmas!

 

PS: I ate that garbage McDonald's meal in my car in a parking lot in the dark. While listening to Miles Davis to heighten the sense of drama accidentally. 

 

PSS: My mother and sister live approximately 1,200 miles away and the rest of my entire family is on another continent so I never see any of them for Xmas anyway.

 

I don’t mean to make your Christmas worse but PS stands for Post Script. So you don’t say Post Script Script. It’s Post Post Script. You should have used PPS instead. 

 

Sorry, I can’t help myself. I hope today was better till I did that haha

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18 minutes ago, Mercury33 said:

 

I don’t mean to make your Christmas worse but PS stands for Post Script. So you don’t say Post Script Script. It’s Post Post Script. You should have used PPS instead. 

 

Sorry, I can’t help myself. I hope today was better till I did that haha

I know what it stands for yet somehow never considered my flippant addition. I should know better as I can be quite the Grammar Nazi.

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25 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

And his father is a wolf in chef's clothing, a good match I say.

If he’s going to talk the talk he damn well should walk the walk and not sit down for dinner with the man. If you really believe your father is a racist pos and wish death on him why swap gift cards and have dinner? Lol. 

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11 minutes ago, Biggie said:

If he’s going to talk the talk he damn well should walk the walk and not sit down for dinner with the man. If you really believe your father is a racist pos and wish death on him why swap gift cards and have dinner? Lol. 

Well that escalated quickly! I have no idea of this backstory so I'll gladly see myself out there haha...

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