Joe Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 It's about once every 1-2 days for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Depends what I ate the day before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 2-3 times a day. Once pretty much as soon as I wake up, once after I eat lunch, and sometimes one at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Twice a day maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Usually just a morning one and that’s it. I don’t mind days where I have a bonus or two though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Depends how my diet is. But usually one after breakfast and one after dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 One after work and that's it. I think I read somewhere that a healthy adult should poop 5 times a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: 2-3 times a day. Once pretty much as soon as I wake up, once after I eat lunch, and sometimes one at night. Seriously jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Once in the morning, about 2 hours after I’m up and have a cup of coffee. Maybe a second one later in the day, but that’s rare. Once I started taking a little bit of a fiber supplement, they happen so fast they barely register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Twice a day: once at approximately 7:43am and then once more at approximately 5:26pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Varies. My new medication is giving me some constipation so it’s been a bit irregular. Had to start on a fiber supplement. But I probably average once a day. It’s not unusual for me to go 2-3 days without then go 2-3 times in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 8:40am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 "Drop a load" is weird terminology. It reminds me of this guy at sixth grade camp who came in and said, "some guy just laid a loogie in the bathroom" but pretty sure he meant took a shit. Weird guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Jason said: A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 17 minutes ago, Jason said: A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times. this seems right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, stepee said: this seems right Miralax is a wonder drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 2/24/2021 at 11:39 AM, Jason said: Miralax is a wonder drug. I woke up at close to 2 AM to give birth to a monster poop baby. Felt good but I would have preferred to stay asleep, second or third night in a row waking up in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 22, 2021 Author Share Posted April 22, 2021 35 minutes ago, Jason said: I woke up at close to 2 AM to give birth to a monster poop baby. Felt good but I would have preferred to stay asleep, second or third night in a row waking up in the middle of the night. Are you eating dinner mad late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 57 minutes ago, Joe said: Are you eating dinner mad late? The other nights I woke up weren't to poop. Last night I took some Miralax and it did its thing faster than I was expecting. I had also taken some Pepto Bismol for heartburn so it was a huge toxic sludge baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 2-3 times a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 48 minutes ago, johnny said: 2-3 times a day #VeganLife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 11 hours ago, Joe said: #VeganLife I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, best3444 said: I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing. Can you dunk the ball now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Can you dunk the ball now? Absolutely not. I haven't touched a basketball since I was 30. I probably can't even touch the rim lol. Back then, yes, I could dunk but never in game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 3.5 times so far today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason said: 3.5 times so far today. That Miralax works good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, Joe said: That Miralax works good. Does pooping a second time after flushing and wiping but before standing back up count as one or two? That's where the 0.5 came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jason said: Does pooping a second time after flushing and wiping but before standing back up count as one or two? That's where the 0.5 came from. Lol not sure. Dude, you need to get a bidet. Will change yo life boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Rachel said: I just installed mine yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah buddy! Time to save money on toilet paper and have a clean tushy to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 30 minutes ago, Joe said: Lol not sure. Dude, you need to get a bidet. Will change yo life boy. You still need some toilet paper to dry up and make sure you're totally clean doe. I just buy good toilet paper and wet it, my toilet is right next to the tub so there's an easy source of water for that, TP is reasonably efficient if you wet it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jason said: You still need some toilet paper to dry up and make sure you're totally clean doe. I just buy good toilet paper and wet it, my toilet is right next to the tub so there's an easy source of water for that, TP is reasonably efficient if you wet it first. Still not as clean! And I doubt you're using two or three squares per poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 I used to use charmin toilet paper which felt really nice but it started clogging my toilet. So now I buy a cheaper quality and it's not exactly comfortable on my butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Rachel said: If you wiggle your butt right it’s totally clean. Just one light wipe for water cleanup after and it’s clean. I can’t wait to use the bidet to clean semen from my nether regions. I have been longing for that. Usually I get in the shower just for my crotch. Did you get one with a feminine wash setting? My wife is super stubborn and initially refused to try it, but now she loves it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 8 hours ago, best3444 said: I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing. Not to be one of those people, but most protein shakes aren't vegan (whey is dairy) Not to judge, I eat so much cheese that it's still amazing I'm regular in my bowels, but protein shakes aren't vegan. Unless you get vegan protein shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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