How often do you drop a load into the toilet?

[Joe]

It's about once every 1-2 days for me.

[Brick]

Depends what I ate the day before. 

[Fizzzzle]

2-3 times a day. Once pretty much as soon as I wake up, once after I eat lunch, and sometimes one at night.

[Bacon]

Twice a day maybe. 

[stepee]

Usually just a morning one and that’s it. I don’t mind days where I have a bonus or two though.

[DarkStar189]

Depends how my diet is. But usually one after breakfast and one after dinner. 

[Best]

One after work and that's it. I think I read somewhere that a healthy adult should poop 5 times a day...

[Joe]

2 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

2-3 times a day. Once pretty much as soon as I wake up, once after I eat lunch, and sometimes one at night.

 

Seriously jelly.

[TheLeon]

Once in the morning, about 2 hours after I’m up and have a cup of coffee. 
Maybe a second one later in the day, but that’s rare. Once I started taking a little bit of a fiber supplement, they happen so fast they barely register. 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Twice a day: once at approximately 7:43am and then once more at approximately 5:26pm.

[CastlevaniaNut18]

Varies. My new medication is giving me some constipation so it’s been a bit irregular. Had to start on a fiber supplement. But I probably average once a day. It’s not unusual for me to go 2-3 days without then go 2-3 times in a day. 

[SuperSpreader]

8:40am

[Keyser_Soze]

"Drop a load" is weird terminology.

It reminds me of this guy at sixth grade camp who came in and said, "some guy just laid a loogie in the bathroom" but pretty sure he meant took a shit. Weird guy.

[Jason]

A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times.

[Biggie]

11 minutes ago, Jason said:

A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times.

 

[stepee]

17 minutes ago, Jason said:

A couple of years ago I was feeling severely constipated and got sent in for an xray by my GI and I was literally full of shit. Like every inch of my GI tract had shit stuck in it. Fun times.

 

this seems right 

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, stepee said:

 

this seems right 

 

Miralax is a wonder drug.

[Jason]

On 2/24/2021 at 11:39 AM, Jason said:

Miralax is a wonder drug.

 

I woke up at close to 2 AM to give birth to a monster poop baby. Felt good but I would have preferred to stay asleep, second or third night in a row waking up in the middle of the night.

[Joe]

35 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

I woke up at close to 2 AM to give birth to a monster poop baby. Felt good but I would have preferred to stay asleep, second or third night in a row waking up in the middle of the night.

Are you eating dinner mad late?

[Jason]

57 minutes ago, Joe said:

Are you eating dinner mad late?

 

The other nights I woke up weren't to poop. Last night I took some Miralax and it did its thing faster than I was expecting. I had also taken some Pepto Bismol for heartburn so it was a huge toxic sludge baby. 

[johnny]

2-3 times a day 

[Joe]

48 minutes ago, johnny said:

2-3 times a day 

#VeganLife

[Best]

11 hours ago, Joe said:

#VeganLife

 

I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing.

[Keyser_Soze]

4 minutes ago, best3444 said:

 

I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing.

 

Can you dunk the ball now?

[Best]

2 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

Can you dunk the ball now?

 

Absolutely not. I haven't touched a basketball since I was 30. I probably can't even touch the rim lol. Back then, yes, I could dunk but never in game.

[Jason]

3.5 times so far today. 

[Joe]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

3.5 times so far today. 

That Miralax works good.

[Jason]

Just now, Joe said:

That Miralax works good.

 

 

Does pooping a second time after flushing and wiping but before standing back up count as one or two? That's where the 0.5 came from. 

[Joe]

2 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

 

Does pooping a second time after flushing and wiping but before standing back up count as one or two? That's where the 0.5 came from. 

 

Lol not sure. Dude, you need to get a bidet. Will change yo life boy.

[Joe]

1 minute ago, Rachel said:

I just installed mine yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah buddy! Time to save money on toilet paper and have a clean tushy to boot.

[Jason]

30 minutes ago, Joe said:

Lol not sure. Dude, you need to get a bidet. Will change yo life boy.

 

You still need some toilet paper to dry up and make sure you're totally clean doe. I just buy good toilet paper and wet it, my toilet is right next to the tub so there's an easy source of water for that, TP is reasonably efficient if you wet it first.

[Joe]

2 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

You still need some toilet paper to dry up and make sure you're totally clean doe. I just buy good toilet paper and wet it, my toilet is right next to the tub so there's an easy source of water for that, TP is reasonably efficient if you wet it first.

 

Still not as clean! And I doubt you're using two or three squares per poop.

[Best]

I used to use charmin toilet paper which felt really nice but it started clogging my toilet. So now I buy a cheaper quality and it's not exactly comfortable on my butthole. 

[Joe]

5 hours ago, Rachel said:

If you wiggle your butt right it’s totally clean. Just one light wipe for water cleanup after and it’s clean. 
 

I can’t wait to use the bidet to clean semen from my nether regions. I have been longing for that. Usually I get in the shower just for my crotch. 

Did you get one with a feminine wash setting? My wife is super stubborn and initially refused to try it, but now she loves it lol.

[Fizzzzle]

8 hours ago, best3444 said:

 

I just came to the conclusion I'm basically 99% vegan with my current diet. I've lost 58lbs in a year by basically eating healthy and drinking protein shakes for lunch. I RARELY have any meat. I'm 6'3 and weigh 182lbs. Last year I was 240lbs and eating too much fast food. I'm back at my college basketball weight which feels amazing.

Not to be one of those people, but most protein shakes aren't vegan (whey is dairy)

 

Not to judge, I eat so much cheese that it's still amazing I'm regular in my bowels, but protein shakes aren't vegan. Unless you get vegan protein shakes.