Jason Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 The other thing with being constipated is it can cause parodxical diarrhea: https://www.verywellhealth.com/paradoxical-diarrhea-5069984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Jason said: I have ulcerative colitis so I already see a GI. I'm pretty sure it's just my equilibrium colitis state skewing a bit constipated. I didn't realize you had a condition. Well I wish you the best of luck with that. I just shit about an hour ago and it cleaned out my entire system. Feels good and I usually poop after work. This was a surprise but I ate oatmeal last night that reads on the box "extra fiber" so that must have done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I pooped like four or five times this morning but at least it was all formed and not liquid shit explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 2.5 big ones today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 I haven't shit today which is disappointing. 😕 I'm hoping to go before I eat dinner tonight. I'm currently at my parents house so I hope I don't clog their toilet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, best3444 said: I haven't shit today which is disappointing. 😕 I'm hoping to go before I eat dinner tonight. I'm currently at my parents house so I hope I don't clog their toilet again. Don't worry about it. In fact, don't even flush. It's a sign of dominance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Don't worry about it. In fact, don't even flush. It's a sign of dominance. No. It took them 3 days I think to get the toilet I fucked up fixed and that's not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 55 minutes ago, best3444 said: I haven't shit today which is disappointing. 😕 I'm hoping to go before I eat dinner tonight. I'm currently at my parents house so I hope I don't clog their toilet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, Biggie said: I shit before eating. It was solid but also sloppy but I felt better before eating dinner. I flushed 3 times during the shitting process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, best3444 said: I shit before eating. It was solid but also sloppy but I felt better before eating dinner. I flushed 3 times during the shitting process. Your Mom and Dad while you were in the bathroom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Biggie said: Your Mom and Dad while you were in the bathroom I snuck it in while they were downstairs. I also didn't use the same toilet I blew up last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, best3444 said: I snuck it in while they were downstairs. I also didn't use the same toilet I blew up last year. WHY NOT. DOMINANCE, MY BROTHER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Had a real fiery butt gusher this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Jason said: Had a real fiery butt gusher this morning. Did you have oat milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 11 minutes ago, Joe said: Did you have oat milk? Nope, and it takes sustained oat consumption to give me the shits anyhow, one-off consumption is fine. Actually not sure what I had to make this poop noticeably spicy, I had something over the weekend but it was Saturday and it wasn't that spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 took a huuuuge dump yesterday. i was impressed with myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 43 minutes ago, johnny said: took a huuuuge dump yesterday. i was impressed with myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 Just had a huge one myself. A bidet double flusher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Joe said: Just had a huge one myself. A bidet double flusher. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use the bidet to help flush a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 sometimes i’m in awe of how some of these logs make it out in one huge piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 had three this morning, anxious shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 I went like 2 days without pooping, but that's because I was not eating from anxiety. Got over that and the tubes are a-flowin again. Pooped like 3 times in the last 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Keep seeing the tread title and keep thinking we’ve got three pages of dudes jizzing into the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, gamer.tv said: Keep seeing the tread title and keep thinking we’ve got three pages of dudes jizzing into the toilet Nah, that's Best's thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Took a massive shit 10 minutes ago. Feels good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre801 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Daily, often twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 I just took an unspeakably large shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 I had a real toilet-clogger this morning. The wild part is I didn’t even have time to do the mid-shit flush. The whole thing was done like 5 seconds after I sat down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 You should weigh yourself before and after just to see how much waste you excreted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Had a protracted colon scraper this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 I just blew up the bathroom, like sweaty forehead and phone out reading Returnal psychoanalysis levels of power-shitting, and right when I opened the door, my female coworker was exactly in front of the bathroom door walking by. I made it so much worse by actually saying "oh hey what's up!" so she had to turn her head towards me and therefore her nose towards the charnel house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 No shame. Why poop at home for free when you can get paid to do it at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: No shame. Why poop at home for free when you can get paid to do it at work. I love a good 20 minute shit-break at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: No shame. Why poop at home for free when you can get paid to do it at work. I had a meeting at 9 I had to be on and the slow colon scraper seized me at like 8:30 so I was was literally held up from getting to the office over shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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