Jason Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Second time in a week going into Whole Foods and while approaching the register urgently having to drop an evil shit demon into the toilet. Poop sweats both times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 On 9/26/2021 at 12:46 PM, Jason said: Second time in a week going into Whole Foods and while approaching the register urgently having to drop an evil shit demon into the toilet. Poop sweats both times. @Joe did you know poop sweats were a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted September 30, 2021 Author Share Posted September 30, 2021 29 minutes ago, Jason said: @Joe did you know poop sweats were a thing? Actually I have a story that happened to a friend on Monday I believe. This is the text I got from him: “I’m about to get a covid test. I went out to lunch and got qdoba came back and immediately had to take a huge dump. Then I walked back into the office and they took my temp and it was high” He got the poop sweats and was hot. They made him take a PCR test and sent him home until they got the negative results back lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 19 minutes ago, Joe said: Actually I have a story that happened to a friend on Monday I believe. This is the text I got from him: “I’m about to get a covid test. I went out to lunch and got qdoba came back and immediately had to take a huge dump. Then I walked back into the office and they took my temp and it was high” He got the poop sweats and was hot. They made him take a PCR test and sent him home until they got the negative results back lmao. Sounds right, I felt hot and drenched in sweat after both times, I wonder what the cashiers thought when they saw me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Jason said: Sounds right, I felt hot and drenched in sweat after both times, I wonder what the cashiers thought when they saw me. “Glad I am not married to that.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 The colonoscopy purge begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamusha Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Not often enough but it’s gotten better since I’ve started eating more oatmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 On 7/24/2021 at 11:48 AM, Jason said: One time I weighed 0.2 pounds heavier after pooping. 🤯 All the muscle you gained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Today was really giving birth more than anything tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I made the mistake of Chinese food last night. I shat like 3 times last night and also ate everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: I made the mistake of Chinese food last night. I shat like 3 times last night and also ate everything. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Jason said: Commas are our friends and enemies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: Commas are our friends and enemies Or you could say you ate before you shat and it wouldn't be weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 My butthole's still kinda sore after the load I dropped a few minutes ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 I normally don't eat much rich food, so I definitely blew up the toilet a couple times last night after Christmas dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 It feels like last night's ghost pepper kimchi just came back out the other end. @Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Jason said: It feels like last night's ghost pepper kimchi just came back out the other end. @Joe Ghost pepper kimchi sounds delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Joe said: Ghost pepper kimchi sounds delicious. That's what I thought too when I was ordering it but it was kind of a letdown tbh, most of it wasn't that spicy and then at the end you got the bomb of ghost pepper spiciness that had all sunk to the bottom of the container. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Just unleashed another flamethrower at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 I don't get flaming poops after eating spicy food, is that a thing most people deal with? I always thought it was just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: I don't get flaming poops after eating spicy food, is that a thing most people deal with? I always thought it was just a joke. Either you don't eat very spicy food or you must actually digest the capsaicin. I'm pretty sure it's from the spicy food shooting through you faster than your body can break down the capsaicin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Jason said: Either you don't eat very spicy food or you must actually digest the capsaicin. I'm pretty sure it's from the spicy food shooting through you faster than your body can break down the capsaicin. I get the fiery poops when I eat something that has capsaicin extract in it, because I'm pretty sure your body can't completely digest that, but I don't get them from things like ghost peppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 My bowels felt like they went on a self cleaning cycle today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 Just this massive continuous stream of sludge just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 happening.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 3 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: happening.gif I've had sludge shits before, but I hit a point where I thought I was done and then I was like "wait I think there's more" and some more came out...and then a brief moment of thinking okay maybe NOW I'm done...and then it just kept coming out. It must have been like a straight 20-25 seconds of sludge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 You got issues. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, SuperSpreader said: You got issues. And not just pooping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 5 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: You got issues. Yes, ulcerative colitis. Even when I'm in remission like I am now my baseline state has always been a bit constipated. Which leads to fun "paradoxical diarrhea" like today's sludge shit because the poop just keeps building up and building up and compacting to the point that the pressure results in the shit achieving a semi-liquefied state. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted February 20, 2022 Author Share Posted February 20, 2022 Stop stool shaming Jason you weirdos. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Joe said: Stop stool shaming Jason you weirdos. You must have "sludge" too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: You must have "sludge" too. Nah I just drop massive stools that clog the toilet before even introducing TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 26 minutes ago, Joe said: Nah I just drop massive stools that clog the toilet before even introducing TP. Have you heard of lettuce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: Have you heard of lettuce? I love lettuce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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