best3444 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Not to be one of those people, but most protein shakes aren't vegan (whey is dairy) Not to judge, I eat so much cheese that it's still amazing I'm regular in my bowels, but protein shakes aren't vegan. Unless you get vegan protein shakes. Nope, I don't get vegan protein shakes so I'm guilty as charged. I'm not attempting to be vegan it's just how my diet turned out since losing weight. A lot of salads and fruit etc. Tons of water, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, best3444 said: Nope, I don't get vegan protein shakes so I'm guilty as charged. I'm not attempting to be vegan it's just how my diet turned out since losing weight. A lot of salads and fruit etc. Tons of water, too. Vegetarian, then. Still great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 51 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Not to be one of those people, but most protein shakes aren't vegan (whey is dairy) Not to judge, I eat so much cheese that it's still amazing I'm regular in my bowels, but protein shakes aren't vegan. Unless you get vegan protein shakes. Spoiler You are one of those people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I have to poop right now, but I really hate shitting so I'm not gonna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Bacon said: I have to poop right now, but I really hate shitting so I'm not gonna. Is it the smell? The clean up afterwards? The act of sitting down and going? Why do you hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Biggie said: Hide contents You are one of those people Well, actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 48 minutes ago, Biggie said: The clean up afterwards? The act of sitting down and going? This. It is just a hassle and it doesn't even feel good like pissing. Waste of time. I wish my body could just process everything I digest into piss. It is just so much more convenient. Creating solid waste known as shit was a mistake in human evolution process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Joe said: Did you get one with a feminine wash setting? My wife is super stubborn and initially refused to try it, but now she loves it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Bacon said: This. It is just a hassle and it doesn't even feel good like pissing. Waste of time. I wish my body could just process everything I digest into piss. It is just so much more convenient. Creating solid waste known as shit was a mistake in human evolution process. I actually have had the same exact thought. Shitting is pretty disgusting imo and a pain the ass. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 19 minutes ago, best3444 said: I actually have had the same exact thought. Shitting is pretty disgusting imo and a pain the ass. Pun intended. It's like reverse anal sex so it shouldn't be a pain, it should feel great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: It's like reverse anal sex so it shouldn't be a pain, it should feel great! Being constipated badly is probably close to the first insertion of anal sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Rachel said: Pooping feels good sorry. I imagine our opinions would coincide with Bacon’s if our colons hadn’t seen a gram of dietary fiber in several years like his. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I want to make it clear, the majority of my poops are just fine. But sometimes with my strict diet I can get backed up. It's not fun but no usual, either. I obviously know that having a great bowel movement can feel really great. Especially if you had one like I did last year or so that clogged the entire sewer line in my parents apartment complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, best3444 said: I want to make it clear, the majority of my poops are just fine. But sometimes with my strict diet I can get backed up. It's not fun but no usual, either. I obviously know that having a great bowel movement can feel really great. Especially if you had one like I did last year or so that clogged the entire sewer line in my parents apartment complex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Joe said: I imagine our opinions would coincide with Bacon’s if our colons hadn’t seen a gram of dietary fiber in several years like his. but I eat food with fiber tho this is slander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Bacon said: but I eat food with fiber tho this is slander Like what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, best3444 said: Like what? I mean, I eat a good amount of fruit. At least I eat apples and bananas pretty regularly. And pizza has at least 2g of fiber! And while every form of potato I eat in in an unhealthy form it still has fiber. And Fiber One Honey clusters is in my cereal rotation. I mean, I don't get that cereal for the fiber, I just get it cuz it tastes good. And I guess there is salad if that has any fiber tho I don't have that really often as salad is just a vehicle for dressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 Here I am talking shit (yes, I know) about Bacon’s bowel habits and I just dropped such a massive deuce that I am worried there is something wrong with me lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Joe said: Here I am talking shit (yes, I know) about Bacon’s bowel habits and I just dropped such a massive deuce that I am worried there is something wrong with me lol. What?! No! These are the only good shits. Shits that pile so high they kiss the butthole. These are the only shits where I am actually glad to have taken a shit. Like, I can feel the weight loss. I'd still rather just not shit. Still a waste of time, but the shits that tempt the commode to over flow are the only shits worth shitting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Bacon said: I mean, I eat a good amount of fruit. At least I eat apples and bananas pretty regularly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Song is true and a banger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Lots of stinky farts today but no poops happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Jason said: Lots of stinky farts today but no poops happening. Usually when your farts smell you got a round in the chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 I ate an ENORMOUS amount of food yesterday at my parents house. It's was uncalled for really. So today I expected a really big shit. Nothing! Not even a feeling of having to poop etc. I'm hoping to God tomorrow I shit my brains out. I drank tons of water today and only drank my usual protein shake and had a small bowl of oatmeal to settle my system down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 52 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Usually when your farts smell you got a round in the chamber. Yeah I know, and I've had a few times today where I felt like I needed to go, but then nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Can we rename this thread "official thread of D1P's shits"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, best3444 said: I ate an ENORMOUS amount of food yesterday at my parents house. It's was uncalled for really. So today I expected a really big shit. Nothing! Not even a feeling of having to poop etc. I'm hoping to God tomorrow I shit my brains out. I drank tons of water today and only drank my usual protein shake and had a small bowl of oatmeal to settle my system down. You know as soon as you get to work Monday morning........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 54 minutes ago, Biggie said: You know as soon as you get to work Monday morning........ Poopin' on that company dollar, ain't nothing better. Only their toilet paper is always terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Biggie said: You know as soon as you get to work Monday morning........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: Poopin' on that company dollar, ain't nothing better. Only their toilet paper is always terrible. That's what I hope happens today. You're correct, the toilet paper at my work is like sand paper. But being paid to shit is a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 It happened! I just shit a gigantic python which I had to immediately flush to make sure I didn't clog even our industrial type toilets. I feel light as a feather now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Just woke up cramping and then had liquid shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Jason said: Just woke up cramping and then had liquid shits. You seem to have a lot of pooping issues. Have you ever seen a doctor about it? What does your diet consist of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, best3444 said: You seem to have a lot of pooping issues. Have you ever seen a doctor about it? What does your diet consist of? I have ulcerative colitis so I already see a GI. I'm pretty sure it's just my equilibrium colitis state skewing a bit constipated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Hm...I nibbled on some cheese close to bed, it's supposed to be low enough lactose to net set off my lactose intolerance so I didn't take a lactaid pill, maybe that caused the liquid shits last night and then again this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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