Jason Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 20 hours ago, Joe said: Nah I just drop massive stools that clog the toilet before even introducing TP. I've done that too. And a sufficient quantity of sludge can also do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 Thinking about how awesome I felt after the epic sludge shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Dropped a normal huge log today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Today I had one of those fun moments of walking up to my office and your insides getting like 5 minutes ahead of themselves in terms of "oh okay toilet in sight, GOGOGO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 On 3/8/2022 at 2:39 PM, Jason said: Dropped a normal huge log today. Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted March 10, 2022 Author Share Posted March 10, 2022 I had the runs today. Never fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Today's shits have been unholy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 my stomach got kinda sour walking up to my apartment building and then I got in and immediately dropped a hot and sloppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 so hot and so sloppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 The other night I was walking home from work and was considering stopping into the bar for a drink on my way home. I thought to myself "ehhhh... naahhhh, I'm tired and kind of have to poop." I went poop pretty much right after walking through the door, and it's lucky I did, because I could tell it was one of those shits that wasn't going to wait for me to be ready for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 43 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: The other night I was walking home from work and was considering stopping into the bar for a drink on my way home. I thought to myself "ehhhh... naahhhh, I'm tired and kind of have to poop." I went poop pretty much right after walking through the door, and it's lucky I did, because I could tell it was one of those shits that wasn't going to wait for me to be ready for it. Cool story, bruh. Kidding, the ending sold it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 Just pushed out a very dry turd and then on the first wipe I somehow flung a chunk of turd onto floor. Thankfully JUST missed the shower mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Jason said: Just pushed out a very dry turd and then on the first wipe I somehow flung a chunk of turd onto floor. Thankfully JUST missed the shower mat. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Joe said: How? 🤷♂️ In nearly 34 years of pooping this has never happened to me before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 So yeah I could tell it was gonna be a difficult wipe so I brought the TP around to inspect the damage and that motion to bring it around flung the poo that I didn't realize was clinging to it. But done that a million times and never had this happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Another epic sludgefest today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 20 minutes ago, Jason said: Another epic sludgefest today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Burning liquid shits should be called firehea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 had two great deuces this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 22 minutes ago, johnny said: had two great deuces this morning Just got done with my third firehea of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 22, 2022 Author Share Posted June 22, 2022 @Jason I’ve started taking L Carnitine lately and my poops have been gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 ate something different this evening. i’m parked on the toilet tonight smh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Unbelievable record breaking poop this morning! I went two days without using the restroom and ate 2 big meals. Well I woke up this morning with terrible pain in my abdomen area. It hurt so good and I ran to the toilet. 3 MASSIVE poops came out of my buttbole! So MASSIVE that all I saw was shit and the toilet disappeared when looking at it. I was going to take a picture of it and try to upload it here. I'm sure Wade would have loved that! @Joe @Jason you both would have been extremely proud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 I had a wild poop the other day, I’d rate it in the top 3 bathroom experiences of all time- glorious sunrise, slight breeze, sound of rushing water. I was one with nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 14, 2022 Author Share Posted August 14, 2022 I’ve been in Spain and Portugal for 2 weeks. Only clogged one toilet so far. Pretty proud of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Joe said: I’ve been in Spain and Portugal for 2 weeks. Only clogged one toilet so far. Pretty proud of myself. How does it feel to eat healthy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Brian said: How does it feel to eat healthy? Lol I’m eating like an absolute slob, but I’ve walked more in these 2 weeks than the last few months combined so it’s cancelling out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Immediately post-shower poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 11:49 AM, Joe said: @Jason I’ve started taking L Carnitine lately and my poops have been gorgeous. Intriguing but I'm already taking a multivitamin so I'm always nervous about throwing more vitamins and shit on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 There's something evil stewing inside of me based on my farts the past 36 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Evil finally expelled after about 48 hours of stinky farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 I'm on meds that constipate me. Yesterday I litteraly shit out a rock. It hurt so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Went to the bathroom again and this time it wasn't so bad. I need to get a stool softener though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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