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Yesterday, I had a dream that I was at a crowded party and I had to fart. I tried to sneak it out silently, but it felt really weird so I reached down and felt my pants and there was a huge turd half out of my ass in my pants. So I kind of held it with my hand so it wouldn't break off and fall and I hurried to the bathroom to take care of it but there were a few people in there so I was trying to casually get them to leave. That's the end of the dream. I think it shifted to something cooler right after that.

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5 hours ago, Nokra said:

Today I've been trying to work on a programming project for school, but am not very focused. As evidenced by the fact that I'm here. :p 

 

I'm sure everyone but my and Wades' productivity spiked during the downtime. :p

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12 hours ago, SoberChef said:

Maybe a couple hours here and there and it's mostly restless, typically it's usually only 1 day a week where I really conk out for a solid 8-10 and that's essentially what boosts me through the rest of the week.

You must have children? 

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