SaysWho? Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident WWW.VICE.COM In a statement to VICE, Jeffrey Toobin apologized for the "embarrassingly stupid mistake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Why Jeffrey, why?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 lol. I've had a manager who forgot to stop presenting his screen after doing a preso, and everyone watched him surf the web looking at motorcycles. It was funny for us, but a bit embarrassing for him. I can't even imagine the embarrassment of zooming your junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Toobin indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 In the pandemic world we live in, I have developed a habit of anxiously checking my mute and video mute buttons over and over in Teams, regardless of the context or size of the meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 The Nine and The Oath are great books, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: In the pandemic world we live in, I have developed a habit of anxiously checking my mute and video mute buttons over and over in Teams, regardless of the context or size of the meeting. My obsession with preventing video broadcast is fueled by actually accidentally broadcasting myself in my underwear. I had just had an issue with Cisco Jabber where IT had me reset everything, and I didn't realize until that mortifying moment that that meant defaulting the video to on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jason said: My obsession with preventing video broadcast is fueled by actually accidentally broadcasting myself in my underwear. I had just had an issue with Cisco Jabber where IT had me reset everything, and I didn't realize until that mortifying moment that that meant defaulting the video to on. Oh no, haha. The biggest precaution I take is being at home for our weekly team meeting (over Teams), so I use my home PC which has no camera. No risk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Oh no, haha. The biggest precaution I take is being at home for our weekly team meeting (over Teams), so I use my home PC which has no camera. No risk! The work MBP has the green light to indicate that the camera is on but I now consistently put my thumb over the camera until I can confirm that the green light isn't on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 And my shameful experience was well before COVID, so I don't even get the benefit of the doubt from that angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Sounds like the guy was Donald Ducking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Also living on the east coast and working with west coast people was awesome, but fuck living on the west coast and working with east coast people--that was the situation that led me into the underwear broadcast moment (it was like 8 AM my time, which was fine but involved basically rolling out of bed and getting on the call, whereas for the other guy it was almost lunch). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jason said: Also living on the east coast and working with west coast people was awesome, but fuck living on the west coast and working with east coast people--that was the situation that led me into the underwear broadcast moment (it was like 8 AM my time, which was fine but involved basically rolling out of bed and getting on the call, whereas for the other guy it was almost lunch). I'm sure he enjoyed his afternoon delight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxick Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Ewwww, why would you want to sit bare ass on your computer chair. At least wear some underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, vaxick said: Ewwww, why would you want to sit bare ass on your computer chair. At least wear some underwear. I had underwear on! Just nothing else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 The new updates to this story are insane. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 trollpez j/o's at work CONFIRMED 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: trollpez j/o's at work CONFIRMED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 24 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: trollpez j/o's at work CONFIRMED Wat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 I mean, the past couple of weeks I have never not been masturbating when participating in threads around here about Biden's polling numbers, so who am I to judge? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: I mean, the past couple of weeks I have never not been masturbating when participating in threads around here about Biden's polling numbers, so who am I to judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: trollpez j/o's at work CONFIRMED I like how he lifts my one of my sentence formulations and then fucks it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 35 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: I mean, the past couple of weeks I have never not been masturbating when participating in threads around here about Biden's polling numbers, so who am I to judge? I'm waiting until election night for that kind of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Election night I'm gonna be too drunk to jerk off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 We should do a zoom party on election night. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 minute ago, CitizenVectron said: We should do a zoom party on election night. More like erection night 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Anathema- said: Election night I'm gonna be too drunk to jerk off. Same. I'll either be happily drunk, or trying to kill my liver so that I die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 I can offer asylum at my place if anyone needs to escape after the election. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: I can offer asylum at my place if anyone needs to escape after the election. Dibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: I can offer asylum at my place if anyone needs to escape after the election. Under your floorboards would be great thanx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 lol I’m really high and I just kept reading that article over and over again trying to accept that it’s actually real I love it so much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 holy shit trollpez got an even better take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 I just...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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