Commissar SFLUFAN Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Who wants to make a bet that the Dotard orders flags to be lowered to half-staff if/when KJU kicks off? And on a personal note, DO IT, DOTARD! DO IT! GO ALL THE WAY AND DECLARE A FULL WEEK OF NATIONAL MOURNING! HELL, ATTEND THE STATE FUNERAL IN PYONGYANG! DO IT! IN FACT, BRING KJU'S EMBALMED CORPSE TO THE USA AND TOUR IT AROUND THE COUNTRY! CAP IT OFF WITH KJU LYING IN-STATE UNDER THE CAPITOL ROTUNDA WITH AN HONOR GUARD. FOR THE FINALE, DISINTER JFK FROM ARLINGTON AND PUT KJU THERE IN HIS PLACE! HOLY SHIT! I WILL ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chairslinger Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 On 4/21/2020 at 8:55 PM, CitizenVectron said: Also a better thread title would have been Kim Jong, Ill I saw saw a news article use Kim Jong Un-well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 "Kim Jong Un-responsive after Surgery" is clearly the best title. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Nah - he's just been evacuated from Pyongyang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: Nah - he's just been evacuated from Pyongyang. For a weekend at Bernie's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 TMZ is reporting that he's dead now. So uh... we trusting TMZ's sources on this? Does a celeb gossip rag have somebody posted in Pyongyang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Ricofoley said: TMZ is reporting that he's dead now. So uh... we trusting TMZ's sources on this? Does a celeb gossip rag have somebody posted in Pyongyang? I know it's usually for celebs, but they get a lot of early scoops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I’m still holding out for some more corroboration. An announcement from NK or our own state department. Best Korea will eventually tell the world who their new supreme leader is, because they’ll want to be celebrated by their own people. Authoritarian Dictators don’t tend to rule in secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Until KCNA announces it, we should not believe it. Alternatively, this parody account is wonderful: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 44 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: TMZ is reporting that he's dead now. So uh... we trusting TMZ's sources on this? Does a celeb gossip rag have somebody posted in Pyongyang? TMZ has been ahead of a LOT of stories recently. Which is kinda crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 TMZ has been reputable for YEARS. Nothing at the level of this so I’m still skeptical but when they say something about a celebrity, it’s 99% going to be legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Looks like having Rodman on speed dial is paying off again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Yeah TMZ has like a third of the LAPD on its payroll. Still, nabbing a story of this caliber would be some wild shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Yeah, I mean, I know they're usually reliable in getting scoops, just kind of unethical in how they break them, i.e. reporting Kobe's death before his family knew. Getting a scoop from inside the most walled-off country on earth seems like a different beast, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Kim Jong-un: China sends doctors to check on health – report Quote China has sent a team to North Korea including medical experts to check on Kim Jong-un, according to three people familiar with the situation. The trip by the Chinese doctors and officials comes amid conflicting reports about the health of the North Korean ruler. It was not immediately clear what the trip by the Chinese team signalled in terms of Kim’s health. A delegation led by a senior member of the Chinese Communist party’s international liaison department left Beijing for North Korea on Thursday, two of the people told Reuters. I personally can't wait to see the new and creative ways that Beijing will employ in covering up that he's either on life support or dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: TMZ has been ahead of a LOT of stories recently. Which is kinda crazy... 41 minutes ago, johnny said: TMZ has been reputable for YEARS. Nothing at the level of this so I’m still skeptical but when they say something about a celebrity, it’s 99% going to be legit. 27 minutes ago, Chris- said: Yeah TMZ has like a third of the LAPD on its payroll. Still, nabbing a story of this caliber would be some wild shit. Yeah I was gonna say, they definitely pay sources for scoops. But I doubt anyone in the know in NK is selling out to TMZ. That’s why I’m holding out for other sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsida Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 4/21/2020 at 8:55 PM, CitizenVectron said: Also a better thread title would have been Kim Jong, Ill Kim Jong Undone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, outsida said: Kim Jong Undone? Kim Jong six-feet-UN-der? 38 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: Kim Jong-un: China sends doctors to check on health – report I personally can't wait to see the new and creative ways that Beijing will employ in covering up that he's either on life support or dead. Stand-ins and impersonators would be my first guesses... followed by full on puppetry of his corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Kim Jung Undertaker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 China pulling a Weekend At Bernie's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I’ve learned that If TMZ says you’re dead, you’re dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dodger said: I’ve learned that If TMZ says you’re dead, you’re dead. So don't piss off TMZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dodger said: I’ve learned that If TMZ says you’re dead, you’re dead. Even if you're alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I can't wait to read the New York Post headline for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: I can't wait to read the New York Post headline for this one “North Korean leader, loved by many, passes away at age 36.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 56 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: Even if you're alive. Especially if you're alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 45 minutes ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said: “North Korean leader, loved by many, passes away at age 36.” Korean leader, considered by some to be controversial, leaves behind grieving nation. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Korean leader, considered by some to be controversial, leaves behind grieving nation. Rocket man let slip the surly bonds of Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 30 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Korean leader, considered by some to be controversial, leaves behind grieving nation. Is Kim Jung Un the the greatest golfer who ever lived? Some critics doubtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Schrodinger's Kim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/kim-jong-uns-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-intel-reports-scotch-death-rumors/2020/04/26/7fa3c78a-86f9-11ea-81a3-9690c9881111_story.html Quote Evidence that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is still alive and in the coastal resort of Wonsan is mounting, as satellite images showed his train apparently traveled there in the past few days, and U.S. and South Korean officials said they did not believe he had died. Rumors of the portly leader’s possible demise have been swirling since he skipped celebrations for his grandfather’s birthday on April 15, and after a South Korea media report said he had undergone a cardiovascular procedure on April 12 and was recuperating. But U.S. and South Korean intelligence services remain skeptical of reports that Kim is dead or gravely ill, according to three government officials familiar with the matter. “We understand that Chairman Kim Jong Un has been in Wonsan this week,” said a South Korean official who requested anonymity to discuss sensitive intelligence matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 portly 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, SlipperySlope said: portly Yeah that jumped out to me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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