b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 You have Joe's butthole to thank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 The glass ceiling has been shattered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Pence couldn't even achieve this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: You have Joe's butthole to thank. @Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Just now, SuperSpreader said: Pence couldn't even achieve this. Pretty sure I recall Trump choosing to go raw on his colonoscopy specifically to keep this from Pence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Just now, Ghost_MH said: Pretty sure I recall Trump choosing to go raw on his colonoscopy specifically to keep this from Pence. That's what I'm referring to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 minute ago, SuperSpreader said: @Joe @Joe the @SuperSpreader 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Just now, Keyser_Soze said: @Joe the @SuperSpreader Say ahhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Ghost_MH said: Trump choosing to go raw on his colonoscopy Never has a finer phase been uttered on this board . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 I'm pretty sure I woke up during a colonoscopy a few years back. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Which reminds me, I need to schedule another one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Ghost_MH said: Pretty sure I recall Trump choosing to go raw on his colonoscopy specifically to keep this from Pence. His asshole must be so impacted with KFC that they'd need a chisel to break the crust just to get the camera in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Also, it's important to point out that Biden likely spent most of the day on the toilet yesterday instead of running the country! How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Also, it's important to point out that Biden likely spent most of the day on the toilet yesterday instead of running the country! How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? You can do anything from a cell phone these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Also, it's important to point out that Biden likely spent most of the day on the toilet yesterday instead of running the country! How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? I like presidents with empty colons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 14 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: You can do anything from a cell phone these days. @Xbob42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 25 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Also, it's important to point out that Biden likely spent most of the day on the toilet yesterday instead of running the country! How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? they can't, look at the Last Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 44 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: You have Joe's butthole to thank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: they can't, look at the Last Guy Specifically, you can’t run the country via Twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 I had a flexible sigmoidoscopy a few years back and my main memory is watching screen and seeing the probe enter my asshole as the doctor tried to set me up with her daughter. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 59 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? LBJ would like a word with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, mclumber1 said: Also, it's important to point out that Biden likely spent most of the day on the toilet yesterday instead of running the country! How can a president effectively run the country if they are on the shitter all the time?? I got a new prep for my colonoscopy last month where I didn't have to start shitting my brains out until 6 PM for a 7 AM colonoscopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: I had a flexible sigmoidoscopy a few years back and my main memory is watching screen and seeing the probe enter my asshole as the doctor tried to set me up with her daughter. Well? How did the date go? Is she hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jason said: Well? How did the date go? Is she hot? I was dating my wife at the time, so no date with what I assume is an heiress to a gastroenterologist fortune. I was promised that she was a good, Jewish girl and would make a great wife, so hopefully whoever she ended up with is happy. Her mother expertly switched between selling me on dating her daughter, dictating notes to the PA, and complimenting me on how effectively I home enema’d myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 17 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: I was dating my wife at the time, so no date with what I assume is an heiress to a gastroenterologist fortune. I was promised that she was a good, Jewish girl and would make a great wife, so hopefully whoever she ended up with is happy. Her mother expertly switched between selling me on dating her daughter, dictating notes to the PA, and complimenting me on how effectively I home enema’d myself. "What an impressively clean asshole! My daughter loves a clean asshole! ...do you want her number?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Hope she isn't on her period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: "What an impressively clean asshole! My daughter loves a clean asshole! ...do you want her number?" That’s not a literal quote but it’s closer than you have any right to be. Well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: You have Joe's butthole to thank. You mean @best3444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 22 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: That’s not a literal quote but it’s closer than you have any right to be. Well done. A good Jewish girl who wants to eat your butthole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Maybe Kal can be a wingman for Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Anathema- said: Maybe Kal can be a wingman for Jason It's okay, butthole eating isn't my thing in either direction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 56 minutes ago, Anathema- said: Maybe Kal can be a wingman for Jason I'll @ him the next time I experience rectal bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 he'll know what to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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