Chris- Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 If someone is stupid enough to literally copy/paste other people’s work in an open setting - multiple times! - then they lack the discipline and maturity to be in college. Honestly you are doing them a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I let someone “copy” my work in middle school and that piece of shit turned in my actual assignment as his lmao. Fuck those people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 My best friend is a professor at community colleges and practically gets off on catching people plagiarizing or cheating. “I’ve seen their work, they aren’t smart enough to have come up with that” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Dodger said: My best friend is a professor at community colleges and practically gets off on catching people plagiarizing or cheating. “I’ve seen their work, they aren’t smart enough to have come up with that” I think I've said this before, but at Bunker Hill Community College, the way people cheat on in-class exams is by ordering an iced coffee from Dunkin, getting a foam / paper cup to insulate it, writing their cheat sheet on the inside of the cup, then drinking coffee once they're in the classroom to expose what they wrote. Kinda clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I think I wrote every paper for my wife’s younger sisters when they were in college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: I think I've said this before, but at Bunker Hill Community College, the way people cheat on in-class exams is by ordering an iced coffee from Dunkin, getting a foam / paper cup to insulate it, writing their cheat sheet on the inside of the cup, then drinking coffee once they're in the classroom to expose what they wrote. Kinda clever. I had middle school kids who would write their vocabulary words in insanely tiny print on their erasers. I had another kid who would come to class early and would write the words on his chair, then sneak peeks between his legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, thewhyteboar said: I had middle school kids who would write their vocabulary words in insanely tiny print on their erasers. I had another kid who would come to class early and would write the words on his chair, then sneak peeks between his legs. We had white tile floors and would sometimes write our Spanish vocabulary answers for a quiz on the floor in pencil before the teacher came in. Wiped right off afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Just now, CayceG said: We had white tile floors and would sometimes write our Spanish vocabulary answers for a quiz on the floor in pencil before the teacher came in. Wiped right off afterward. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Kids at my high school would write the answers underneath their socks and then sneak peaks under their desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 My cheat was actually knowing the material on the test and doing well on it. 🤓 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 If someone has the dexterity and patience to write a cheat sheet on the inside of a coffee cup there has to be a good job for them somewhere, maybe in textiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 My wife decided she wanted to get some landscaping done. I thought a few plants would look nice, shouldn’t be too big of a deal. These dudes built a really incredible irrigation system so I don’t have to do anything to keep this stuff alive. It did come out nice, I think, and my wife loves it so that goes a long way. it is amusing the sorts of things you begin to appreciate in life as you get older. It is also fun to finally be working on things outside of the house now that we have finish the rebuild and expansion of our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 That does look really nice. But when you led off with "My wife decided to do some landscaping..." the rest of the post did NOT go where I thought it was headed 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 8, 2021 Author Share Posted November 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, sblfilms said: My wife decided she wanted to get some landscaping done. I thought a few plants would look nice, shouldn’t be too big of a deal. These dudes built a really incredible irrigation system so I don’t have to do anything to keep this stuff alive. It did come out nice, I think, and my wife loves it so that goes a long way. it is amusing the sorts of things you begin to appreciate in life as you get older. It is also fun to finally be working on things outside of the house now that we have finish the rebuild and expansion of our house. Your overhang is too small and those soffits on the peak don't look like aluminum—your house is never going to survive a big snowfall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Guess which guy just had his security clearance level SIGNIFICANTLY upgraded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Just now, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Guess which guy just had his security clearance level SIGNIFICANTLY upgraded? Okay bro, let’s see them aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: Okay bro, let’s see them aliens That's the NEXT security clearance upgrade level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 30 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Guess which guy just had his security clearance level SIGNIFICANTLY upgraded? At a certain point you’re going to have to disclose your ownership stake in D1P and your career is going to get derailed by the degeneracy they see here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Chris- said: At a certain point you’re going to have to disclose your ownership stake in D1P and your career is going to get derailed by the degeneracy they see here. What makes you think that I DIDN'T show this site to my investigator already? Her reaction was "Yeah - this is pretty damned tame. Incredibly stupid, but tame." Her other comment to me was "You're one of the most boring people I've investigated in ages, so this is gonna be a pretty easy one to clear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I’m going to try to figure out which new account was set up to track you and monitor any security breaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 41 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Guess which guy just had his security clearance level SIGNIFICANTLY upgraded? Q level clearance?!? Are you Q?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBI Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 minute ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Q level clearance?!? Are you Q?!? Q-level clearance is for the Department of Energy only which is why I laugh riotously at the Qanon bullshit. My new DOD clearance level is actually higher than the DOE Q-level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Sounds like a genius deflection I would expect from Q 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Sounds like a genius deflection I would expect from Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 This is an actual exchange between the investigator and myself: Investigator: "Did you participate in or give support to the events at the Capitol on January 6" Me: "The cops should've put lead-based holes in a whole bunch more of those fascist, neo-Nazi, white supremacist motherfuckers." Investigator: "I'll mark that down as a 'No'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rachel said: what even is your job? Spending all day in a windowless room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason said: Spending all day in a windowless room. PART of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: PART of the day! That's good that you don't have to eat in the SCIF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Guess which guy just had his security clearance level SIGNIFICANTLY upgraded? congrats on the SpEcial aXcess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Anathema- said: congrats on the SpEcial aXcess I think Wade would have declined if sex were involved. Actually if he got polygraphed then insisting he's not interested was probably the most difficult part of the polygraph for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason said: I think Wade would have declined if sex were involved. Actually if he got polygraphed then insisting he's not interested was probably the most difficult part of the polygraph for him. DoD clearances above TS/SCI are granted based on discrete need to know and are collectively known as SAR (special access required). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Anathema- said: congrats on the SpEcial aXcess 1 hour ago, Anathema- said: DoD clearances above TS/SCI are granted based on discrete need to know and are collectively known as SAR (special access required). I can neither confirm nor deny that that my new clearance level is TS/SCI SAP/SAR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: What makes you think that I DIDN'T show this site to my investigator already? Her reaction was "Yeah - this is pretty damned tame. Incredibly stupid, but tame." Her other comment to me was "You're one of the most boring people I've investigated in ages, so this is gonna be a pretty easy one to clear." Was the investigator hot? Will she read this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Imagine being an Accounts Payable admin for some $8 billion black budget program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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