Ghost_MH Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I don't really understand gloating over her death. She wasn't an evil person and the system still exists. That really depends on who you ask. The queen is like that little old aunt that's been nothing but nice to you and you've never heard her say anything rude or mean, but then you find out she would enjoy the odd midday lynching when she was in her 20s and 30s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 There’s no such thing, inherently, as a good monarch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 @Commissar SFLUFAN today to his boss: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: @Commissar SFLUFAN today to his boss: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Actual cancel culture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I don't know shit about politics, the UK, or the queen, but I sure as shit wasn't going to miss all this reveling and not partake in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 38 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: Actual cancel culture 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 lol ya that guy is dumb af Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: @Commissar SFLUFAN today to his boss: Damn, I feel attacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 There’s a tiny, dirty, shameful little part of me that is sad Trump isn’t president right now just because I’m curious how he would fuck up the royal funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: There’s a tiny, dirty, shameful little part of me that is sad Trump isn’t president right now just because I’m curious how he would fuck up the royal funeral. Maybe he'll show up anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 This is clearly what we should be focusing on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Queen Elizabeth Murdered by Time WWW.GAWKER.COM It was a good run, Lil Quote Lilibet made a peaceful, hands-free passage across the River Sticks (oh, how she loved her sticks!) surrounded by her ever-loving feuding family. Her papa and the Queen Mother await her in heaven, as does her cousin-husband Prince Philip, and funnily enough, Anne Boleyn, too. The Queen is survived by her four children, including Charles, former Prince of Wales and now King of England, and numerous grandchildren and great-grandchildren, some of whom she humors. The Queen accomplished much in her lifetime: lived like an off-brand Disney Princess locked away in a castle as a child during World War I, married her cousin, became sovereign at age 25, served as an auto mechanic for six weeks during World War II, nodded at Princess Di’s coffin, donated $13 million of her own money to Jeffrey Epstein’s victims, and invited fifteen Prime Ministers to form a government in her name, including Liz Truss who was sworn in the day before the Queen’s death. Though she ailed from mobility issues in the last year of her life, it was one of her most dynamic ever. She survived covid, cheated death, and learned computer only to blow out her back (👀 ) havin’ fun. Forever the comeback kid, she recovered in time to release a dog perfume, cheat death if only to get an intern fired, relocated, and celebrated her Platinum Jubbly, the culmination of a 69-plus-one-year-long rule. At the Jubbly, the Queen of Lean toted arm candy all over town, spent much time with her beloved horses and less time with her namesake great-granddaughter. The Queen got her dying wish, which was to visit a tunnel just one last time. The Queen loved tunnels. She went to teapot heaven on earth, and now she can rest. The Queen was noted for her iron-stiff upper lip, but occasionally surprised her subjects with warmth. Just after 9/11, Queen Elizabeth offered a written statement of anguish to New Yorkers. Many believed her condolences to a politically allied nation in shock to be a blindingly personal statement from the woman with the iron-stiff upper lip: Earlier that same day, Lilibet Senior’s close friend/bookie Lord “Porchey” Porchester died of an awful fright while watching the events unfold on television. Sir Christopher Meyer, the British Ambassador, read the following line at a prayer service at St. Thomas Church: “But nothing that can be said can begin to take away the anguish and the pain of these moments. Grief is the price we pay for love.” Inviting love – or curiosity, or passion, or bemusement – into one’s life always means inviting death, too. In concept, monarchy is a crooked, no good operation. And in practice, it’s even worse: the British Firm in particular has plundered, beheaded, mooched, culled bloodlines, and protected pedophiles for 1200 years too long. But she and her family always entertained, and now she’s gone. In lieu of flowers, please consider a charitable donation to Prince Andrew, who is in peril of losing his ski chalet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 A Royal 'Howdy': Queen Elizabeth II's Visit to Texas in 1991 | UTA Libraries LIBRARIES.UTA.EDU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I leave without comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: I leave without comment. We are excellent masters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 54 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: I leave without comment. RIP Sani Abacha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 The wall to wall coverage of this is already insufferable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsida Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, thewhyteboar said: There’s a tiny, dirty, shameful little part of me that is sad Trump isn’t president right now just because I’m curious how he would fuck up the royal funeral. I told people at work that she held out just so she wouldn’t have to invite Trump to her funeral as POTUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Now will we keep her mug shot on our Canadian money or will that change too. We might have collectors shit in our wallets soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Air_Delivery Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 So are they gonna have a massive coronation for Charles like they did for Liz? Or are they just gonna do it at an English equvalent of Applebees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Damn, someone put those ball park's in the microwave for way too long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 It's inbreeding, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 27 minutes ago, Jason said: It's inbreeding, isn't it? Probably edema from either heart failure or being on high blood pressure medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Air_Delivery said: Probably edema from either heart failure or being on low blood pressure medication. Well...those are from the inbreeding, innit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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