Kal-El814 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Batman should have more female villains confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Stupid but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 I mean, it's obviously confirming the inverse. Mr. Jokes definitely goes down on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 It's only common courtesy if nothing else. What the fuck with this shit. True heroes definitely eat pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Certainly adds a twist to that Enrique Iglesias song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Let the God damn batman eat the pussy you cowards 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 So it’s ok to see the outline of his junk but can’t see him use his junk. Anyway to go Japanese tentacle it as a “utility belt” accessory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Batman always struck me as a guy who is more than likely impotent. Now Nightwing? That man-whore eats EVERYTHING... from assholes to elbows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 I can see why WB would be hesitant in showing their heroes in explicit sex scenes, even in an R rated show. The villains, sure, but not the heroes. They worded this really poorly though, so of course the Internet is having a field day with it. I'm sure they would have also said no to a scene of Bruce/Batman giving it to Catwoman doggy style, wheelbarrow style, or fucking her while flexing in the batmirror American Psycho style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greatoneshere Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Brick said: I can see why WB would be hesitant in showing their heroes in explicit sex scenes, even in an R rated show. The villains, sure, but not the heroes. They worded this really poorly though, so of course the Internet is having a field day with it. I'm sure they would have also said no to a scene of Bruce/Batman giving it to Catwoman doggy style, wheelbarrow style, or fucking her while flexing in the batmirror American Psycho style. True, but WB allowed Bruce Timm to have Batman and Batgirl (a pseudo-daughter) to have pretty forward sex in their adaptation of The Killing Joke which was all pretty fucked up so . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: True, but WB allowed Bruce Timm to have Batman and Batgirl (a pseudo-daughter) to have pretty forward sex in their adaptation of The Killing Joke which was all pretty fucked up so . . . It was all sorts of fucked up ("Hey. Jim, I fucked your daughter. We still cool?"), but at least we didn't see the act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Definitive proof the bat likes to eat the ass instead 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Firewithin said: Definitive proof the bat likes to eat the ass instead It can still be both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 5 hours ago, Greatoneshere said: True, but WB allowed Bruce Timm to have Batman and Batgirl (a pseudo-daughter) to have pretty forward sex in their adaptation of The Killing Joke which was all pretty fucked up so . . . Never understood this. Bruce Timm seemed to think that fans always wanted to see Batman and Batgirl get together when that was really HIS thing. It would be like somebody coming along and being like "I always wanted to see Professor X and Jean Grey hook up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Perhaps Batman likes a finger up the bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said: Never understood this. Bruce Timm seemed to think that fans always wanted to see Batman and Batgirl get together when that was really HIS thing. It would be like somebody coming along and being like "I always wanted to see Professor X and Jean Grey hook up" That is a very apt comparison. Yeah, it always seemed to be his thing, not sure why Timm loves the idea so much, but WB let him do it. If they can let him do that, they can let Batman eat pussy, I think at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Brick said: Perhaps Batman liked a finger up the bum. I find this more likely than him eating pussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: "I always wanted to see Professor X and Jean Grey hook up While it never went any where, it seems that Stan Lee did consider it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, SimpleG said: While it never went any where, it seems that Stan Lee did consider it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, skillzdadirecta said: Yea its pretty gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: Never understood this. Bruce Timm seemed to think that fans always wanted to see Batman and Batgirl get together when that was really HIS thing. It would be like somebody coming along and being like "I always wanted to see Professor X and Jean Grey hook up" It's such a wrong headed, and weird approach. There are hints of it when you go back and watch the past cartoons, like there's a scene in Batman Beyond where Barbara talks about it to Terry, and yet it's like the fans never noticed. It wasn't until we all saw Batgirl mount Batman in The Killing Joke that we all freaked out and went, "what the fuck, Timm!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamusha Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 On 6/14/2021 at 4:09 PM, Greatoneshere said: It's only common courtesy if nothing else. What the fuck with this shit. True heroes definitely eat pussy. Bet you Batman never even trims either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 15 hours ago, Jason said: I have both of those comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Whole page of memes on TheChive for this Some of my favs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamusha Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I'd pay $2 to see @Kal-El814 and @Commissar SFLUFAN react to this tweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Chris- said: I'd pay $2 to see @Kal-El814 and @Commissar SFLUFAN react to this tweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kamusha Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 As always, Snyder isn’t known for his subtlety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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