Jason Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 My farts have smelled like death for the past two days, and even pooping hasn't made it go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Mods merge this thread with this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 24 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Mods merge this thread with this: My thread can't be stopped, it's self sustaining now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Mods merge this thread with this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 I haven't pooped in about 2 days, and I'm normally about a twice a day pooper. Makes me wonder how the next one is going to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: I haven't pooped in about 2 days, and I'm normally about a twice a day pooper. Makes me wonder how the next one is going to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Took a poop. I can tell the whole day my asshole will feel like I have just taken a shit. That feeling won't go away until I take another shit or sleep. I hate phantom shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Literally just clogged the toilet again. Too much toilet paper this time and I played hell plunging it until it went down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 4 hours ago, best3444 said: Literally just clogged the toilet again. Too much toilet paper this time and I played hell plunging it until it went down. Your Dad yelling “get your Harry Potter wizard ass out of my house now” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Wow I missed so many good updates itt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Dropping a hot and sloppy right before the shower: When round 2 announces itself right after the shower: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 There's this spicy beef jerky that I love to eat and I ate a whole bag yesterday. Damn if it isn't more spicy on the way out. I think it's because of all the seeds, which I'm assuming don't digest very well. I eat spicy food all the time and have no problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 I’m a little backed up right now. Only getting small shits out. If I don’t drop a good load tomorrow think I need some milk of magnesia or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Some really putrid sludge today after having to hold it in for over an hour in the car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Had way too much to eat at dinner tonight and an hour later I basically gave birth to a perfectly formed huge log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 I've been consistently pooping at 1pm and the poops have been amazing! All week I was experiencing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Woke up and dropped another huge load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 I recently got really sick. Like, REALLY sick, to the point I couldn't even keep water down for like 5 days. I actually thought about going to the hospital because my pee was basically brown because I couldn't hydrate myself. Somehow, in the middle of all of that, I had an actual poop. I remember thinking "where is this coming from?!" I hadn't ate anything solid in like 72 hours! And still... poop... still poop... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Went to the farmer's market before the gym today and when I got there my stomach started twisting a little bit, then I went up to the gym and dropped a massive load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 post gym shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 21 minutes ago, Jason said: post gym shits Pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 On 5/19/2023 at 11:37 AM, best3444 said: Pics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Shitting right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, Bacon said: Shitting right now On 5/19/2023 at 2:37 PM, best3444 said: Pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, best3444 said: sorry I flushed it was a really muddy swamp in there tho like if shreks home spewed from my asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Walking home today my stomach suddenly turned sour as I was approaching the finish line. Had to do some deep breaths to make it all the way home without shitting myself. And then just pure liquid explosion. Not really sure what I ate that would have caused that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 I've been eating really well and have been having two regular quality poops each day. It feels fantastic and I'm in much better shape these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSmallville Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Goddamn, this thread is 7 pages long. Why do you people share this type of stuff? So anyway, I had my gallbladder removed in 2010 because I got bored with it. Or maybe it just stopped functioning, I can't remember which. But ever since then, my system needs to flush itself more than it did prior, because no gallbladder. In the before time, in the long long ago, I used to go maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Now it's daily, and if I eat something greasy then it's about a half hour later. Fun stuff. But seriously, you guys are gross. Stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 20 minutes ago, TheRealSmallville said: Goddamn, this thread is 7 pages long. Why do you people share this type of stuff? So anyway, I had my gallbladder removed in 2010 because I got bored with it. Or maybe it just stopped functioning, I can't remember which. But ever since then, my system needs to flush itself more than it did prior, because no gallbladder. In the before time, in the long long ago, I used to go maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Now it's daily, and if I eat something greasy then it's about a half hour later. Fun stuff. But seriously, you guys are gross. Stop it. You've never wanted to tell anyone about an extremely satisfying or just extremely unusual dump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSmallville Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jason said: You've never wanted to tell anyone about an extremely satisfying or just extremely unusual dump? A gentlemen never shits and tells, Jason. A gentlemen never shits & tells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I think it's absolutely gross but Jason makes this "shit" so funny for me to read. I fell into it and share my thoughts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSmallville Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I wasn't being serious when asking why people share. Hence my also sharing. No need to explain why you joined in But seriously, y'all need jesus. Or proctologists. Or proctologists named jesus (what? He's a nice guy, came up from Acapulco to practice his craft, don't judge). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 I've learned recently that my shits became pretty much explosive sharts when I drink White Claws. I'm not sure why. That's part of the reason I don't drink White Claws very often, or at least not more than one. It's like a Russian roulette of who knows what is going to come out of my butthole, but whatever it is, it will be high-velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 I think my farts over the past hour count as a war crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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