Jason Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 Just deposited over a pound of poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just made an emergency pitstop at a hotel a couple of blocks from my apartment. Of course this is the time I get a smeary one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 I also took a shit about 30 minutes ago. Big stinky, kinda looking like clay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Jason said: Just made an emergency pitstop at a hotel a couple of blocks from my apartment. Of course this is the time I get a smeary one. Ugh was one of those ones where you're walking around a few hours later and there's like a couple of tiny specks that didn't come out and it feels like fire rubbing around on your asshole while you walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 This thread really makes me appreciate just how few of my shits are noteworthy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jason said: Ugh was one of those ones where you're walking around a few hours later and there's like a couple of tiny specks that didn't come out and it feels like fire rubbing around on your asshole while you walk. Jesus dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 19 hours ago, best3444 said: Jesus dude. The toilet paper was coming back clean when I left the pit stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Posting with warm water spraying my butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I wish I could get a fire hose to my ass when I'm finished. Really feel clean after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Dropped an emergency fucking demon sludge rocket bomb shortly into my flight to Bangkok today. The flight attendant wanted me to wait until the seat belt signed was turned off but he relented when I insisted I absolutely couldn't wait. Felt real good getting that out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 I already miss the Japanese toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 My cheaper bidet attachment crapped (lol) out recently, so I finally got a Tushy 3.0. Oh man it’s just so much nicer. The cheaper bidet attachment (Luxe) would go from too light of a stream to peeling off your butt skin with the slightest touch of the knob. With the Tushy, the stream is actually adjustable. So good. @Nokra I am officially Team Tushy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 8/14/2023 at 5:40 PM, Jason said: I already miss the Japanese toilets The Thai bidets are so high pressure with so much water the water goes up your butthole and then you immediately poop it back out. Surprise enema the first time it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitgod Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 God, I gotta drop some kids off at the pool right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 So I don't normally eat red meat outside of maybe some jerky hear and there or the odd taco. Why? Because red meat fuuuucks my stomach up. Sunday was my birthday (well yesterday was my birthday, but Sunday was when I did things) and my birthday is one of the few days I'll permit myself to eat something like a steak or a burger. I went to town on a 12/13oz prime ribeye. Fuck, was I paying for it over the last couple days. It was like I was alternating back and forth between constipation and diarrhea. I didn't poop at all for like 24 hours, then I had a poop that was entirely liquid. It actually sounded like I was pissing out of my anus. Then my stomach got completely backed up. ... Worth it, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Jason said: The Thai bidets are so high pressure with so much water the water goes up your butthole and then you immediately poop it back out. Surprise enema the first time it happened. Pooping in a shopping mall and they have the Japanese toilet seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 And the water is nice and warm. The regular Thai ones are tap temperature. 🥶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: So I don't normally eat red meat outside of maybe some jerky hear and there So if it's not your birthday it's mostly silent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Worked out a sludge baby today that I think weighed at least a kilogram but it was the first substantial poop I've had since Monday that wasn't pure liquid spray so I'll take it. Probably took a lot of effort because of all the antidiarrheals I've been taking since Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I feel so much better after just pooping a foot longer this morning. I haven't gone to the bathroom in 3 days. What a relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 tfw you've had to shit all day (and probably since yesterday tbh) and it finally happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 27, 2023 Author Share Posted August 27, 2023 Made it 5 days in CDMX without diarrhea. It was a good run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Joe said: Made it 5 days in CDMX without diarrhea. It was a good run. And now it's bad runs? 🥁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Ate a delicious meatball sub for dinner last night and boy what a morning… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 One of those poops where I had round one and then it was like the plug got released and hnnngggg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 30 minutes ago, Jason said: One of those poops where I had round one and then it was like the plug got released and hnnngggg I'm currently sick and on medication for one of my symptoms diarrhea. I have absolutely annihilated my bathroom and it it's litteraly disgusting. 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, best3444 said: I'm currently sick and on medication for one of my symptoms diarrhea. I have absolutely annihilated my bathroom and it it's litteraly disgusting. 😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, Jason said: Coming from a guy with the most detailed and disgusting shits I've ever read. I know you're kidding. I visit this thread on occasion just to read your hilarious stories in shitting. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 I hate when you know you're going to have to poop, but you know it'll be a while before you're able to, so you try to poop before you leave the house but you can't. Then, as soon as you leave the house your butthole goes into Defcon 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 16 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: I hate when you know you're going to have to poop, but you know it'll be a while before you're able to, so you try to poop before you leave the house but you can't. Then, as soon as you leave the house your butthole goes into Defcon 1. ' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Equally bad is when your butthole goes into defcon 1 when you're in sight of the building with your toilet but still 5 minutes from actually being in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Feels bad when you drop a sloppy one and then realize you're gonna have to stand up to get toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 tfw you're inspecting your poop and it takes several seconds to remember where the corn came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 I must have angered the poop gods today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 We're with you in solidarity. Or liquidarity. Take your pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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