Fizzzzle Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Little sharts count, although you can regale D1P with the last full time it was a full on dump if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I was four, it still haunts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 November. Was blocked up reall bad and woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom after a LOT of laxatives... didn't quite make it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Sometime in the last two years. I started a new medication and I was awoken by the hot runny poop occupying my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share Posted January 21, 2022 I posted this because I sharted a little last night. I had just ate a ton of spicy food, I was at home, I farted, then it took me a few seconds before it was like wait... This doesn't feel right... The danger with super spicy food is that the first time you poop can make your butthole kind of numb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 holy shit, literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 2018 when my colitis wasn't completely under control and I had some super spicy pho, which even when the colitis is under control pretty reliably had me taking a huge dump within an hour or so. I'm pretty sure the last time before that was when I was in middle school right before I landed in the hospital for a month because of the colitis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Funny this is mentioned. 2 nights ago I shit myself in the middle of the night. I had to throw the underwear out it was that bad. No shame, doe. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share Posted January 21, 2022 The last time I full on shat my pants was a few years ago. I was sick and had some trouble guts going on, but I had to go run some errands. I made sure to empty the chamber, then I left my house. I think I made it like 5 blocks before I started to go "uh-oh" and immediately turned back home. I made it like basically to the driveway of my house before it just came out. You know that feeling of vaguely having to poop, but then as soon as you walk through the threshold of your house your body goes like DEFCON FIVE, POOP NOW, it was like that but more intense. It was like as soon as I could see my door my colon was like "I leave the rest to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 8 minutes ago, best3444 said: Funny this is mentioned. 2 nights ago I shit myself in the middle of the night. I had to throw the underwear out it was that bad. No shame, doe. Continuing the D1P tradition of shitting the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Literally like 15 minutes ago, barely felt the need to go, then when I pulled down my pants and sat down I realized what happened. IBS and spina bifida is a fun combo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 This thread: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Last time I was in diapers really for me, but(t) I have had a few close calls. Funny enough when my cousins lived with us, this was a topic of discussion once a week. She always says bullshit when my family all confirm we have yet to shit ourselves. She has had several accidents and she has no shame about it whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share Posted January 21, 2022 25 minutes ago, silentbob said: Last time I was in diapers really for me, but(t) I have had a few close calls. Funny enough when my cousins lived with us, this was a topic of discussion once a week. She always says bullshit when my family all confirm we have yet to shit ourselves. She has had several accidents and she has no shame about it whatsoever A full on shit-in-pants situation has only happened to me twice after childhood, but it has happened. No shame. It is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I had my one and only shart years ago. I dunno, 7-8 years? It was probably like half the size of a dime. Last time I shit myself was when I was a toddler. I have this vague memory of really needing to go to the bathroom and we lived in a single wide trailer at the time and my dad was in the bathroom and I couldn't hold it. I'm not even sure if the memory is real, but it's something that had oddly always been retained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 I was coming back from the liquor store towards the end of my drinking maybe 2 and 1/2 years ago and it hit BAD as I started my walk back. And it’s like a 12 minute walk or so but there were no bathrooms around so I head back home and got so close to making it. But as I got to the door a little started leaking out and then when I got to the bathroom I just couldn’t hold it in and as I dropped my pants and dropped down to the toilet seat it all just flooded out. Some did get into the toilet, so I was close. But some of the shit was on the floor, pants, etc. I think that last bit of excitement from almost making it once I got to the door is what just pushed it to the absolute limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I had my one and only shart years ago. I dunno, 7-8 years? It was probably like half the size of a dime. Last time I shit myself was when I was a toddler. I have this vague memory of really needing to go to the bathroom and we lived in a single wide trailer at the time and my dad was in the bathroom and I couldn't hold it. I'm not even sure if the memory is real, but it's something that had oddly always been retained. Unlike your shart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 56 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said: This thread: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Mr.Vic20 said: I am not your ho and I do not wish you howdy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperSpreader Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 2 hours ago, best3444 said: Funny this is mentioned. 2 nights ago I shit myself in the middle of the night. I had to throw the underwear out it was that bad. No shame, doe. "No shame" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 You ever think you poop yourself but it's like poop sweat out of your ass? Like clear and not poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 It had been years and years, but I was feeling left out so.... 2 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Once about 13 years ago when I got the swine flu. I thought it was a fart and just completely shit myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 31 minutes ago, Joe said: Once about 13 years ago when I got the swine flu. I thought it was a fart and just completely shit myself. *knock knock* Who's there? All of us!!! Surprise!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Joe said: Once about 13 years ago when I got the swine flu. I thought it was a fart and just completely shit myself. Really putting the swine into swine flu there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Maybe 4 years ago? I went with my wife a friend to her hometown. We had a massive seafood dinner with her family (scallops, clams, mussels), then we ran into some of my wife's friends from high school. Ensure singing room, vodka, beer, soju and whatnot. Around 6 am or so we have "cow head stew" (broth made from the skull of a cow I guess) since it ie supposedly good for a hangover. Before we make it back home for some reason I eat an awful jelly donut that I bought at a convenient store. That day is spent entirely hungover and the next day we have a 4 hour bus ride back to our home. The whole ride I'm uncomfortable and feel something burbling and gurgling inside me. We get home, I sit down and release what I thought would be a nice and relieving fart. Good reader it was a hot shart. I darted to the bathroom and the spend the whole night between there and curled up in bed wracked with stomach pains. Fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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