Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Kelly Loeffler and her husband, who is chairman of the NYSE and CEO of a Fortune 500 company, reportedly have a combined net worth of around half a billion dollars. They have a 15,000 square foot mansion in Atlanta, a $5 million house in Los Angeles (which they paid for in cash), along with probably a couple other places. They don't have any kids and, given that she's 50 years old, never will. They could just retire right now and live the rest of their days globetrotting and sipping wine. With that level of wealth, they're probably making $20-30 million/year from interest alone (probably more because you know those motherfuckers are insider trading) Instead, Kelly Loeffler is... *checks notes* ... campaigning for a JOB?!? Probably for no other reason than to add to their scrooge mcduck vault? Why? I don't get it. There's something fundamentally different in these peoples' brains. Or maybe I'm the one whose brain doesn't work? I can't imagine having so much money that I make 8 figures a year from just having money, and putting myself under any kind of stressful responsibility voluntarily. Like, YOU WON! You won life! Congratulations! You don't have to deal with this shit anymore! Go get a part time job if you get bored in retirement like the rest of us! At least, those of us who ever get to retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anathema- Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 What will really bake your noodle is when you realize it's less greed than competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, Anathema- said: What will really bake your noodle is when you realize it's less greed than competition. Competition for what, though? Like I said, they won! They won life! Some people, like Trump, very clearly have deep, deep insecurities. I can understand why nothing is ever enough for him, because all you have to do is tell him he still has tiny hands and he'll make it his next goal to have the largest gold plated living room ever built. Kelly Loeffler does not strike me as such a person. She won, and she knows she won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 26 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Competition for what, though? Like I said, they won! They won life! Some people, like Trump, very clearly have deep, deep insecurities. I can understand why nothing is ever enough for him, because all you have to do is tell him he still has tiny hands and he'll make it his next goal to have the largest gold plated living room ever built. Kelly Loeffler does not strike me as such a person. She won, and she knows she won. They see themselves as poor compared to the multi billionaires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 They haven't won because they're playing a different game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 It's still somewhat surprising. Loeffler, for example: She comes from money, but she doesn't come from "fuck you" wealth like, say, Donald Trump. I associate the people who are "playing a different" game with people who were born into that highest echelon. They've never known anything other than unimaginable wealth, so you can kind of see how the whole thing becomes a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Well that's just what it would take well meaning people like you and me to get like that. She's obviously wired different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Being a senator has it's own perks outside of it's salary/pension/etc It makes you one of the most important people on the planet, and people are basically forced to listen to whatever dumb shit comes to mind, and people will in fact actively seek you and your dumb opinions out. All this and you don't have much real responsibility to speak of, and you have the job for six years and there's just about not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it in the meantime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 I wish more rich people could just be like Tom from Myspace. He cashed out in 2009 and was like "alright, I won. I'm gonna go travel the world, take pictures, and probably slay some poon. Catch me on my yacht, bitches." And we've barely heard from him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: He's not that kinda boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: I wish more rich people could just be like Tom from Myspace. He cashed out in 2009 and was like "alright, I won. I'm gonna go travel the world, take pictures, and probably slay some poon. Catch me on my yacht, bitches." And we've barely heard from him since. Indeed, the greatest thing (and only acceptable thing) a rich person can morally do with their money (which is all immorally earned) is spend it as quickly as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, CitizenVectron said: Indeed, the greatest thing (and only acceptable thing) a rich person can morally do with their money (which is all immorally earned) is spend it as quickly as possible. I don't mind people getting rich, honestly. Do you the best you can. Leave shit for your ungrateful children if you can. I just start to have a problem when people who are so wealthy that they have literally already won the game of life and now exist in Elysium are deciding policy decisions and such for people who very much still have to think about things like bills. Like, you don't exist in our world anymore, you have no business governing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I'll let Gordon Gekko explain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: I don't mind people getting rich, honestly. Do you the best you can. Leave shit for your ungrateful children if you can. I just start to have a problem when people who are so wealthy that they have literally already won the game of life and now exist in Elysium are deciding policy decisions and such for people who very much still have to think about things like bills. Like, you don't exist in our world anymore, you have no business governing it. Legitimately the most money someone can conceivably get as a worker is around $10million in their lifetime (in today's money) in the form of wages. Anything more than thereabouts you've probably done something immoral or unethical, though probably legal (at the low end) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Legitimately the most money someone can conceivably get as a worker is around $10million in their lifetime (in today's money) in the form of wages. Anything more than thereabouts you've probably done something immoral or unethical, though probably legal (at the low end) And if someone is making $10 million in wages, they are at the very high end. That's $250,000/yr for 40 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Legitimately the most money someone can conceivably get as a worker is around $10million in their lifetime (in today's money) in the form of wages. Anything more than thereabouts you've probably done something immoral or unethical, though probably legal (at the low end) Yeah fuck professional athletes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes I mean, that is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very small exception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 18 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes Honestly...yeah, fuck'em. Almost nothing is worth making millions per year (except making someone else more, which is why people are paid that much). But in terms of actual value, almost anyone in any job (including athletes) can be replaced by someone else, it's not like the majority of rich people are actually better at what they do than other people who aren't rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes They’re honestly the best rich people. They spend a ton of their money and enrich the lives of those around them as well as opposed to wealthy billionaires who only think about their families. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Joe said: They’re honestly the best rich people. They spend a ton of their money and enrich the lives of those around them as well as opposed to wealthy billionaires who only think about their families. Depends on the athlete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 That's why Andrew Bynum is my hero. He played in the NBA long enough to get a massive guaranteed contract and then was like "you know what, guys? I honestly don't really like playing basketball. I just did it because I'm seven feet tall and people told me I should. Now that I have this money.... catch me on my yacht, bitches." And we've barely heard from him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: That's why Andrew Bynum is my hero. He played in the NBA long enough to get a massive guaranteed contract and then was like "you know what, guys? I honestly don't really like playing basketball. I just did it because I'm seven feet tall and people told me I should. Now that I have this money.... catch me on my yacht, bitches." And we've barely heard from him since. What about Andrew Luck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said: What about Andrew Luck? I don't know that much about his retirement, but good for him if that's what he wants to do and he still gets that money. If billionaires are signing your paychecks, take them for everything you can and leave nothing behind. You don't owe them shit. You don't owe the fans shit, either. Get that money and get the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes "Probably" is not "definitely" There is maybe ~5000 pro athletes in the US, but by definition there's ~3.3 million people in the top 1% by salary, who could easily clear $10million in their working lives based on salary alone. Executives, lawyers, etc. Most pro athletes will not make $10million in a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 For comparison, Per BLS, doctors and physicians make on average from ~180k-280k/year depending on speciality, with median income of about $200k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Understanding these folks is not hard. Our social models place outcome based values above all else. Society rarely seriously considers the nature of how success is achieved. These kinds of people are bent toward competitive domination, often without limit. They are willing to do what you are not, rules and people be damned. And society rewards them for this. So the loop completes itself. Its only later that people come along and say, hey, that's kinda fucked up! but noting that something is fucked up is not the same as having an alterative. So "visionaries" will come along to make change and guess who they will hire? that same old group of monsters, er...winners! I meant winners! So terrible people, who have a constant "game on" attitude will always be a part of the puzzle because less psychotic people don't want to be "on" 24/7, because they are normal people! “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” ― George Bernard Shaw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes This is “BMI is useless because I know a guy who’s 6’2” 245lbs with 1% body fat” level posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mclumber1 said: Yeah fuck professional athletes And artists, and musicians, and performers, and youtubers, and writers etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: This is “BMI is useless because I know a guy who’s 6’2” 245lbs with 1% body fat” level posting. Not really though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: And artists, and musicians, and performers, and youtubers, and writers etc... No one deserves or earned that much money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, Mr.Vic20 said: Understanding these folks is not hard. Our social models place outcome based values above all else. Society rarely seriously considers the nature of how success is achieved. These kinds of people are bent toward competitive domination, often without limit. They are willing to do what you are not, rules and people be damned. And society rewards them for this. So the loop completes itself. Its only later that people come along and say, hey, that's kinda fucked up! but noting that something is fucked up is not the same as having an alterative. So "visionaries" will come along to make change and guess who they will hire? that same old group of monsters, er...winners! I meant winners! So terrible people, who have a constant "game on" attitude will always be a part of the puzzle because less psychotic people don't want to be "on" 24/7, because they are normal people! “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” ― George Bernard Shaw And America in particular has supercharged this whole process by making greed and the accumulation of things into a literal moral virtue. I remember when I heard the term "late stage capitalism" for the first time it seemed so perfect. I don't study economics at all, so I guess it is a term that goes back a ways and probably isn't a reference to it, but the reason my mind found it so apt is what we have in America is like the financial version of stage 4 cancer. We have late stage, terminal capitalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: And America in particular has supercharged this whole process by making greed and the accumulation of things into a literal moral virtue. I remember when I heard the term "late stage capitalism" for the first time it seemed so perfect. I don't study economics at all, so I guess it is a term that goes back a ways and probably isn't a reference to it, but the reason my mind found it so apt is what we have in America is like the financial version of stage 4 cancer. We have late stage, terminal capitalism. Late stage capitalism is just another buzzword that gets thrown around haphazardly by pretentious beanie wearing twenty somethings who decided to major in art or literature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, mclumber1 said: Late stage capitalism is just another buzzword that gets thrown around haphazardly by pretentious beanie wearing twenty somethings who decided to major in art or literature. Okay boomer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Mclumber getting spicy up in here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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