Oh no! Rice and Corn are about to be wiped out of existence, but you can save one from total annihilation! Which do you save?

[Xbob42]

2 minutes ago, Jose said:

 

 

Congrats on being so fucking wrong it hurts.

Corn tortillas are the only proof I need that Mexico dabbles in chemical warfare.

[Joe]

3 minutes ago, Xbob42 said:

Corn tortillas are the only proof I need that Mexico dabbles in chemical warfare.

 

Calcium hydroxide ftw!

[SuperSpreader]

1 hour ago, Xbob42 said:

Corn tortillas are fucking disgusting. They're like prototype tortillas. Their texture is just revolting.

Delete your account

[Xbob42]

2 minutes ago, 2user1cup said:

Delete your account

I can distinguish criminals from non-criminals by what kind of tortillas they eat. A good, honest man enjoys a nice, smooth, light and fluffy flour tortilla. The animals in the world enjoy a sandy, gritty, breaks-apart-as-you-bend-it-unless-it's-at-the-exact-perfect-temperature-and-is-also-oiled-up feeling of a corn tortilla chunking up in their mouth holes. 

[SuperSpreader]

6 minutes ago, Xbob42 said:

I can distinguish criminals from non-criminals by what kind of tortillas they eat. A good, honest man enjoys a nice, smooth, light and fluffy flour tortilla. The animals in the world enjoy a sandy, gritty, breaks-apart-as-you-bend-it-unless-it's-at-the-exact-perfect-temperature-and-is-also-oiled-up feeling of a corn tortilla chunking up in their mouth holes. 

I suspect you eat Kroger tortillas, real flour tortillas are way more sandy and gritty than corn tortillas, real corn tortillas are the soft ones.

 

 

@Jose

[Joe]

16 minutes ago, 2user1cup said:

I suspect you eat Kroger tortillas, real flour tortillas are way more sandy and gritty than corn tortillas, real corn tortillas are the soft ones.

 

 

@Jose

 

The region of Mexico where my wife from actually has amazing flour tortillas, but those are the exception.

[thewhyteboar]

Just make tortillas out of rice:

 

[Xbob42]

32 minutes ago, 2user1cup said:

I suspect you eat Kroger tortillas, real flour tortillas are way more sandy and gritty than corn tortillas, real corn tortillas are the soft ones.

 

 

@Jose

I dunno, I don't make the food, these guys on the food trucks do, and based on the fact that they make delicious food and barely speak any English, I assume they know what they're doing. Also I've never been to a Kroger in my life.

[Joe]

7 minutes ago, Xbob42 said:

I dunno, I don't make the food, these guys on the food trucks do, and based on the fact that they make delicious food and barely speak any English, I assume they know what they're doing. Also I've never been to a Kroger in my life.

 

Where do you live? 

[Xbob42]

15 minutes ago, Jose said:

 

Where do you live? 

Campbell, CA.

[Keyser_Soze]

Only reason for a corn tortilla is a fish taco.

[Remarkableriots]

What's wrong with Krogers? From what i remember it was just a normal grocery store but i haven't been to one in twenty years.

[Chris-]

Corn tortilla are fine, but flour are indisputably better.

[silentbob]

Love them together but easy choice between the 2. I save the Rice

[SuperSpreader]

2 hours ago, Remarkableriots said:

What's wrong with Krogers? From what i remember it was just a normal grocery store but i haven't been to one in twenty years.

Yup

[Joe]

6 hours ago, Chris- said:

Corn tortilla are fine, but flour are indisputably better.

 

What kind of flour tortillas? Mission brand from the Supermarket?

[Keyser_Soze]

1 hour ago, Jose said:

 

What kind of flour tortillas? Mission brand from the Supermarket?

 

The kind you get at El Nopalito

[Joe]

2 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

The kind you get at El Nopalito

 

You get a pass because you're in SoCal. You have access to actually good flour tortillas but those are exceedingly rare.

[SuperSpreader]

Mission tortillas are so bad.

[SuperSpreader]

The only good chain tortillas are La Tortilla Factory or Guerrero Riquísimas 

[Keyser_Soze]

1 hour ago, Jose said:

 

You get a pass because you're in SoCal. You have access to actually good flour tortillas but those are exceedingly rare.

 

You've never been here. Maybe we have crappy flour tortillas!

[Mr.Vic20]

Rice, there is no other correct answer. 

[Joe]

16 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

You've never been here. Maybe we have crappy flour tortillas!

 

Well this place exists in LA, so I am giving SD the benefit of the doubt. 

[TheGreatGamble]

On 4/21/2019 at 12:17 PM, Chris- said:

Imagine letting rice be annihilated because of junk food.

I totally fucked up. I literally meant to say ban Corn, pointing out it's health risks. But a lack of proof reading does that. 

[Boyle5150]

I don't know if I could live without high fructose corn syrup

[Emblazon]

Rice is what people use when their food isn't substantial enough to constitute an entire meal. 

 

Also, corn cake>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rice cake. 

[skillzdadirecta]

I LOVE popcorn but I also love rice... There's plenty of things I can substitute for rice. Not many I could for popcorn so...

[Keyser_Soze]

18 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said:

I LOVE popcorn but I also love rice... There's plenty of things I can substitute for rice. Not many I could for popcorn so...

 

[skillzdadirecta]

5 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

 

No thanks. That's flavored styrofoam... I'm good.

[Keyser_Soze]

You're flavored Styrofoam!

[Spawn_of_Apathy]

Save the rice. Fuck Iowa. 

[johnny]

Corn tortillas are better than flour unless you’re buying from the grocery store 

[Biggie]

On 4/23/2019 at 9:49 PM, skillzdadirecta said:

 

No thanks. That's flavored styrofoam... I'm good.

I know right? That’s exactly what it feels/taste like. lol

[Best]

Rice.