Jason Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 White people hate mayo, but love aioli, which is mayo. In conclusion, white people be dumb. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I would put mayonnaise as my all time favourite condiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, gamer.tv said: I would put mayonnaise as my all time favourite condiment. It's delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Jose said: White people hate mayo, but love aioli, which is mayo. In conclusion, white people be dumb. Because unlike the Hellmann's goop, aioli actually tastes like something you want to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 It's literally mayo lol. Hellman's is fine. That guy goes on to defend gelled salads though, which is a far worse transgression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 @mayofist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Mayo sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I love mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I make a mean spicy mayo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I can't handle mayo, the way it looks makes me gag. Which is odd, because I love semen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Mayo is foul. I won't touch anything with mayo on it. Aioli is fine in small amounts because I love garlic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Mayo Is okay in limited amounts. Never on a salad lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 It's not enough to have tribal warfare. We must also invent it where it does not exist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, legend said: It's not enough to have tribal warfare. We must also invent it where it does not exist! You're a robot, how could you possibly have an opinion about macaroni salad?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/12/2018 at 9:14 PM, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Mayo is foul. I won't touch anything with mayo on it. Aioli is fine in small amounts because I love garlic. So you like garlic flavored mayo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, Jose said: So you like garlic flavored mayo. Okay? This isn't some weird or controversial opinion. Cucumbers and bread and butter pickles literally make me gag/vomit, but I love the shit out of dill pickles. Are you gonna play some gotcha game over that, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Jason said: You're a robot, how could you possibly have an opinion about macaroni salad?! You'd be surprised! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 18 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Okay? This isn't some weird or controversial opinion. Cucumbers and bread and butter pickles literally make me gag/vomit, but I love the shit out of dill pickles. Are you gonna play some gotcha game over that, too? It's not gotcha! I'm just surprised how people hate mayo with a passion, yet love aioli. They're the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Jose said: It's not gotcha! I'm just surprised how people hate mayo with a passion, yet love aioli. They're the same thing. Because they taste totally different? I don't get people who hate mayo and love miracle whip, or vice versa. They both nasty to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkness35 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Not a fan of mayo generally in most foods, but I'm okay with using it as dipping for grilled/broiled salmon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Creepy baby mayo or gtfo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 11 hours ago, legend said: It's not enough to have tribal warfare. We must also invent it where it does not exist! Die!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scape Zero Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/12/2018 at 4:18 PM, Jose said: White people hate mayo, but love aioli, which is mayo. In conclusion, white people be dumb. The stereotype is that white people love mayo though. 13 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Okay? This isn't some weird or controversial opinion. Cucumbers and bread and butter pickles literally make me gag/vomit, but I love the shit out of dill pickles. Are you gonna play some gotcha game over that, too? It's like when I say I hate tomatoes and people say "Well you're using ketchup on your fries!" The added ingredients make it not suck. Also, what the fuck is aioli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Scape Zero said: The stereotype is that white people love mayo though. It's like when I say I hate tomatoes and people say "Well you're using ketchup on your fries!" The added ingredients make it not suck. Also, what the fuck is aioli? I love tomatoes, but dislike ketchup, too. :P As Jose said, aioli is basically garlic mayo. I only discovered it a few years ago when I ate at a great local burger place. I've never had just gobs of it, but I enjoy it on my burger, with the other added ingredients. But every time a place fucks up and puts mayo on my burger or sandwich, it's ruined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercury33 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Aioli is literally mayo. If a restaurant has aioli on its menu that just means they make their mayo from scratch. Plain aioli and mayo are literally the exact same thing. However 99.9% of restaurants flavor their aioli with something so a lot of people don’t realize it’s the same. Also since it’s homemade it has a slightly smoother texture than the commerical stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodimus Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Mayo is very European as they like it with their Fries. It is a much more popular condiment in Europe. I really only have Mayo with Roast Beef sandwiches and that is not very often at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Mercury33 said: Aioli is literally mayo. If a restaurant has aioli on its menu that just means they make their mayo from scratch. Plain aioli and mayo are literally the exact same thing. However 99.9% of restaurants flavor their aioli with something so a lot of people don’t realize it’s the same. Also since it’s homemade it has a slightly smoother texture than the commerical stuff. Well, if they're flavoring it with stuff, then it would obviously taste different than regular mayo. Much like pickles don't taste much like a raw cucumber, since it's been spiced up and altered. I don't get why this is so hard for some of you guys to grasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercury33 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Well, if they're flavoring it with stuff, then it would obviously taste different than regular mayo. Much like pickles don't taste much like a raw cucumber, since it's been spiced up and altered. I don't get why this is so hard for some of you guys to grasp. I get what your saying. You like it flavored. I’m just saying people refer to them as if they’re two different things. They’re not. If you add sriracha to Hellmens you have sriracha mayo or sriracha aioli. Same thing. The pickle to cucumber isn’t a good analogy. Saying you like Dill but don’t like Bread and Butter pickles makes more sense. Just like lots of people don’t like plain yogurt but love flavored yogurts. A cucumber is not a plain flavor of a pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mercury33 said: I get what your saying. You like it flavored. I’m just saying people refer to them as if they’re two different things. They’re not. If you add sriracha to Hellmens you have sriracha mayo or sriracha aioli. Same thing. The pickle to cucumber isn’t a good analogy. Saying you like Dill but don’t like Bread and Butter pickles makes more sense. Just like lots of people don’t like plain yogurt but love flavored yogurts. A cucumber is not a plain flavor of a pickle. Well, I did specify in this thread that I love dill, but have sweet pickles, so there you have it. No one is saying aioli isn't a type of mayo. But it tastes a helluva lot different, so it's not weird that some people who despise mayo can like aioli. And I don't even love it. I've only had it at one restaurant and just a little smear. But you put "just a little smear" of mayo or miracle whip on my sandwich and you've ruined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TwinIon Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I had to double check and make sure that article wasn't fake, but here it is. Mayo is terrible and deserves to die. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 22 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Well, I did specify in this thread that I love dill, but have sweet pickles, so there you have it. No one is saying aioli isn't a type of mayo. But it tastes a helluva lot different, so it's not weird that some people who despise mayo can like aioli. And I don't even love it. I've only had it at one restaurant and just a little smear. But you put "just a little smear" of mayo or miracle whip on my sandwich and you've ruined it. You have sweet pickles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 18 hours ago, Remarkableriots said: You have sweet pickles? Only the sweetest pickles! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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