Fizzzzle Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 I don't know why I was thinking about this. I don't have any kids and most of my extended family that I ever gave a shit about are dead. Of my 4 siblings, 3 of them absolutely would not need the money, they're doing just fine. My little brother isn't financially independent yet but his grandparents are full-on Connecticut blue bloods. He'll never be homeless in his life. They have "fuck you" money. My older brother doesn't have "fuck you" money, but he got a job that pays him six figures a couple years ago and he likes to rub it in my face and remind me how much of a piece of shit I am, he ain't getting shit. As for my sisters, the oldest one also doesn't need it. They do just fine. Both her and her husband have grad degrees from Harvard and MIT, respectively, and both have worked for massive companies. Any time either one of them talks to me about their problems I just think "first world problems" over and over in my head. They're great parents, though. And good people in general. But they don't need an influx of cash. The only person in my family that I could imagine giving this hypothetical money to would be my younger-older sister (older than me, younger than the other one). And maybe my cousin David. Both of those people are some of the most down to earth people I know that don't try to lord anything over other people or make life a game. Life is good sometimes, life sucks sometimes, you just kinda have to roll with it. And we roll with it. I honestly think most of it would go to charity. The only people in my family who need the money are also the only people who wouldn't want all of it. They would want enough to pay off their mortgage or their car or whatever, or (in my sister's case) pay off her kids' tuition, but like... they wouldn't buy a larger house (if they own one already) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Mom and brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Donate to PBS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 To Alanis Morissette I assume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Into the uncaring sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 15, 2023 Author Share Posted May 15, 2023 22 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said: To Alanis Morissette I assume. You assume? Is she already in your will? Is there a stipulation about rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you've already paid? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 My niece and her mom. My niece is my identical twins daughter and I love her a lot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Greenpeace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Everything gets left to the wife. We had plenty of the “I bought a ticket, what would we do with the money” conversations after a miserable day at work so she knows how I would want my share to be spread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Everything goes to the wife, and then the kids per stirpes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 To my cryogenically frozen storage locker fee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Very boring, but my wife. If it was both of us, daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 My parents are already in good shape, so I'd probably leave it to my sisters. If not them, my best friend and his wife (known them for 20 years) would also be good stewards of that much money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Depending on how much I won. I have family I would give money too, and past co-workers that could use the money for medical reasons. My niece has a friend who has been battling cancer since she was 6 or 7 and are only 10 now. Parents work well to keep her healthy but can only afford a basement apartment. So I would leave money out for them to get a house. Plus I wanna donate money to pay for the wifi service at the hospital my father passed away at. He had been in other hospitals but wifi was free, but not at my city’s hospital, where you gotta pay for it. Plus I know several folks here that could use a hand as well. Which I plan to do if I make it rich and survive longer than a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Take care of my close family first. Then various charities and organizations that can do some good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Me. I would have the biggest fucking funeral the world had ever seen 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1/10 to charity and the rest split between my spouse and kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 My wife knows what matters to me, but she’s also terrible handling finances, so I actually have a good friend of mine that is a CPA who has been tasked with assisting her in handling money in the case of me kicking the bucket prematurely. He also has plans for how to structure finances for our children were we to both die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 My wife thought I was going to die last November, so this thread brought up some memories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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