SuperSpreader Posted April 16, 2023 Posted April 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: It’s why it was minorly scandalous that woke Shakespeare had Romeo and Juliet kiss on stage (and making no secret that Juliet was 13 in story) 🐻 🌈 Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Please don’t forget that the same conservatives who hate drag shows love this: Quote
unogueen Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Y'all like sucking toes but eating cooked chicken feet is disgusting? Why do corps get to play politics. 1 Quote
unogueen Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Two fucking decades was all it took to erase the corporation? 1 Quote
SuperSpreader Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 Conservative Boycotting Bud Light Forced To Drink 6 Cans Of Something Else Before Hitting Kids WWW.THEONION.COM SIOUX FALLS, SD—After he vowed not to patronize the Anheuser-Busch company because of its marketing partnership with a transgender TikTok star, sources reported Friday that a local conservative man... 1 4 1 1 Quote
BloodyHell Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 On 4/16/2023 at 1:37 AM, DPCyric said: I'm all for this the fascists' feel too empowered now... I personally made one who had anti-trans quotes written on their vehicle feel endangered this week. Good way to get yourself shot. you can argue their bad ideas, you can want nothing to do with them, but you definitely can’t put them in danger because you don’t like them. of course I could be reading something into your words that you don’t mean. Quote
DPCyric Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 7 hours ago, BloodyHell said: Good way to get yourself shot. you can argue their bad ideas, you can want nothing to do with them, but you definitely can’t put them in danger because you don’t like them. of course I could be reading something into your words that you don’t mean. I'm aware and wouldn't be surprised if I do... I just can't do nothing anymore. 1 Quote
unogueen Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, DPCyric said: I'm aware and wouldn't be surprised if I do... I just can't do nothing anymore. This. This 'hopeless' rhetoric of tired resistance is insidious as much as any -centrict pontification. If you are 'fighting' to die you are worse than useless. You a meant to be a body that is tripped on. 1 Quote
marioandsonic Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 By this time next year, all chuds will subsist on a steady diet of Chik Fil A and Papa Johns because everywhere else uses the secret ingredient that makes you gay. 2 Quote
Kamusha Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 On 4/15/2023 at 12:35 PM, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Marginalized groups should take full advantage of the Second Amendment and arm to the teeth. As a trans woman still living in Florida you better bet your ass that I’m going to exercise my state’s newly established right to cary a firearm without a permit. 1 2 1 Quote
AbsolutSurgen Posted April 22, 2023 Posted April 22, 2023 Bud Light's marketing leadership undergoes shakeup after Dylan Mulvaney controversy ADAGE.COM Alissa Heinerscheid, who has led the brand since June, takes leave of absence and is replaced by Budweiser global marketing VP Todd Allen. Quote
Kamusha Posted April 22, 2023 Posted April 22, 2023 I've been wisely staying off Twitter and taken a step back from the news so when I first heard mention of this ad last week hadn't realized how much of a firestorm it has caused on the right for the past few weeks. So ridiculous and sad really. 1 2 1 Quote
skillzdadirecta Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 On 4/18/2023 at 10:25 AM, marioandsonic said: By this time next year, all chuds will subsist on a steady diet of Chik Fil A and Papa Johns because everywhere else uses the secret ingredient that makes you gay. 1 Quote
ort Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 Conservative Dad's ULTRA RIGHT 100% Woke-Free American Beer ULTRARIGHTBEER.COM Official site of Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American beer. Dump the woke corporations who hate our values. A Freedom Speaks Up brand. Seth Weathers Co-Founder. 1 Quote
ort Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 What the fuck is wrong with these people. What the fuck is wrong with the world. We need a catchy phrase to mean the opposite of woke. I'm workshopping some ideas, but "stupid dumb fucking dipshit hate filed dumb fuck weirdo motherfuckers who should be shunned forever for being literal human garbage" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "woke". I mean, this might make more sense if Dylan Mulvaney was actually controversial for anything beyond being openly trans. When this story first broke I was trying to figure out the source of the outrage and it literally just is "she exists". She isn't antagonistic about her beliefs. She's just open and out and positive and this is the response? Quote
stepee Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, ort said: Conservative Dad's ULTRA RIGHT 100% Woke-Free American Beer ULTRARIGHTBEER.COM Official site of Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American beer. Dump the woke corporations who hate our values. A Freedom Speaks Up brand. Seth Weathers Co-Founder. ok I can’t tell if this is real or not. $20 for a 6 pack? Is the price that high to blame Biden for inflation? Quote
ort Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 $20 and it ships in a month! The perfect gift for that hate filled shithead in your life. I mean, why not just cut out the middle man and send a donation to your local Klan chapter. I have a new idea for a movie... a heist flick about a team of trans people working to sneak a gallon of gay men's cum into the vats that brew this beer. Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 Step 1.) buy the cheapest beer you can find Step 2.) re-bottle/can it as some stupid “anti-woke” brand Step 3.) charge 3x the normal price of competition Step 4.) ???? Step 5.) take millions from idiots 1 Quote
ort Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 Apparently they have over a million dollars in sales in like 2 weeks. I wonder if I'm in the wrong business. Right Wing Grifter seems like a much more lucrative opportunity. Plus, every penny some stupid dumb hate filled loser gives you, is one less penny they have to give to someone else. It would be a win-win. Quote
Greatoneshere Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 46 minutes ago, ort said: Apparently they have over a million dollars in sales in like 2 weeks. I wonder if I'm in the wrong business. Right Wing Grifter seems like a much more lucrative opportunity. Plus, every penny some stupid dumb hate filled loser gives you, is one less penny they have to give to someone else. It would be a win-win. The right wing grift is, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving. So long as you have no shame, no integrity, no strong moral convictions and no ethical character then hell yeah you can make mad bank. Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: The right wing grift is, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving. So long as you have no shame, no integrity, no strong moral convictions and no ethical character then hell yeah you can make mad bank. Let’s do it, but donate 50% of profits to whatever the current conservative rage is aimed at. 2 Quote
Greatoneshere Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, Spork3245 said: Let’s do it, but donate 50% of profits to whatever the current conservative rage is aimed at. But what about mah integrity?! Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 1 minute ago, marioandsonic said: I should sell Woke-free Water “Woke free coffee” is the one that got me laughing, “… so… decaf?” Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, Greatoneshere said: But what about mah integrity?! You get it back with the charitable donations 2 Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 @Greatoneshereand once we make enough to retire, we close the company down but show all the receipts of each charitable contribution, we also send every customer an email showing them all the receipts and thanking them for supporting these causes with each of their purchases. 1 Quote
Guest Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 "A fool and his money are easily parted" is a legitimate business plan Quote
Spork3245 Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, sblfilms said: "A fool and his money are easily parted" is a legitimate business plan I feel like that’s most business plans. Quote
AbsolutSurgen Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 If you expect any company to "really" be for or against any moral stand, rather than just pretending to be for the money. You're probably going to be disappointed. 1 Quote
Nokra Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, ort said: Conservative Dad's ULTRA RIGHT 100% Woke-Free American Beer ULTRARIGHTBEER.COM Official site of Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American beer. Dump the woke corporations who hate our values. A Freedom Speaks Up brand. Seth Weathers Co-Founder. Trying to figure out wtf "Woke-Free" means (intentionally racist, bigoted, etc.?) makes me think of this: Quote
skillzdadirecta Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, ort said: What the fuck is wrong with these people. What the fuck is wrong with the world. We need a catchy phrase to mean the opposite of woke. I'm workshopping some ideas, but "stupid dumb fucking dipshit hate filed dumb fuck weirdo motherfuckers who should be shunned forever for being literal human garbage" just doesn't roll off the tongue like "woke". I mean, this might make more sense if Dylan Mulvaney was actually controversial for anything beyond being openly trans. When this story first broke I was trying to figure out the source of the outrage and it literally just is "she exists". She isn't antagonistic about her beliefs. She's just open and out and positive and this is the response? Dude the obvious new term for the opposite of "woke"... "Sleep" or "Unconscious" or even better "Comatose"... let's see if we can get #comatose trending in the right wing. 1 2 Quote
skillzdadirecta Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Greatoneshere said: The right wing grift is, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving. So long as you have no shame, no integrity, no strong moral convictions and no ethical character then hell yeah you can make mad bank. Shit I've been trying to get friends of mine to go in with me on my own personal cryptocurrency for months... mark my words. Digi-bucks is gonna be the next big thing 1 Quote
marioandsonic Posted April 26, 2023 Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Nokra said: Trying to figure out wtf "Woke-Free" means (intentionally racist, bigoted, etc.?) makes me think of this: 2 2 Quote
TUFKAK Posted April 27, 2023 Posted April 27, 2023 4 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said: Shit I've been trying to get friends of mine to go in with me on my own personal cryptocurrency for months... mark my words. Digi-bucks is gonna be the next big thing The day I fully sell out me and my fiancé going full maga chud. interracial couple, white guy the chuds wish they looked like, pretty black girl they wish they could fuck, who both wake up from the woke stupor to fight for the country. Wed be the Candace owens and her husband of the bay. Dipshits would eat it up. Quote
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