stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 anyone know any good jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 knock knock who's there saddam saddam who sein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Spoiler because they're really good at it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 42 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Reveal hidden contents because they're really good at it i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Your mother is a butt whore who loves every pump I stick in her rump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Biggie said: Your mother is a butt whore who loves every pump I stick in her rump. i said make a joke not speak beautiful truth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 53 minutes ago, Bacon said: knock knock who's there saddam saddam who sein i do that one with my friend already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, stepee said: i do that one with my friend already i literally made it up and posted on here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 52 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Hide contents because they're really good at it i told this to my students and they were like "why would an elephant hide in a tree?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, Bacon said: i literally made it up and posted on here before same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, johnny said: i told this to my students and they were like "why would an elephant hide in a tree?" to hide from poachers duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, johnny said: i told this to my students and they were like "why would an elephant hide in a tree?" update: one kid laughed his ass off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I made up a real zinger the other day. what food do Romeo and Juliet hate...? cantaloupe! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, johnny said: i told this to my students and they were like "why would an elephant hide in a tree?" Will test with mine tomorrow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, johnny said: update: one kid laughed his ass off Are you just trying the elephant joke all day on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, gamer.tv said: Will test with mine tomorrow. Excited for results! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 How long is a Chinamen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, stepee said: Are you just trying the elephant joke all day on them? yes. students later in the day found it funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, johnny said: yes. students later in the day found it funnier. Awesome. @gamer.tv will have to report if his kids find it funnier in the afternoon as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 19, 2021 Author Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Brick said: How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 This is a long joke (more of a story), but it's so worth it. Read the whole thing. Plus it's just a really good story. Nate the Snake NATETHESNAKE.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Why was no 6 afraid of 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 What should you do if you see a BMW using their turn signal? Call the cops, it’s obviously stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Mentioned it to a group of kids on computers. Two loved it, one didn’t get it. Decent strike rate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 A muffin and a loaf of bread are baking in an oven. The muffin says, “sure is hot in here.” Then the loaf of bread says, “HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN???” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 The United States Congress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: A muffin and a loaf of bread are baking in an oven. The muffin says, “sure is hot in here.” Then the loaf of bread says, “HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN???” a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Life is fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 31 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: The United States Congress. Oh - you said a GOOD joke as opposed to an ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC one. My bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 10:25 PM, Brick said: This is a long joke (more of a story), but it's so worth it. Read the whole thing. Plus it's just a really good story. Nate the Snake NATETHESNAKE.COM That was wonderful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Slug said: That was wonderful. One of my favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Walking through a cemetery I noticed a man crouched behind a gravestone. So I yelled out “Morning” to him. He replied back “No, just taking a shit” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 My life completely changed after I learned morse code. Last night I couldn’t fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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