The Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee has been bitten by a potentially rabid bat

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

I just want to point out that this is perhaps the Most.  Libertarian.  Thing.  Ever!

 

 

[Keyser_Soze]

Poor Jojo

[Jason]

@mclumber1

[skillzdadirecta]

She will discover she now has the powers of a bat and will go on to fight crime as BAT-SHIT!

[mclumber1]

She will become patient zero to eradicate Coronavirus!

 

Human bites bat and gets corona?  Bat bites human to get anti-corona!

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, mclumber1 said:

She will become patient zero to eradicate Coronavirus!

 

Human bites bat and gets corona?  Bat bites human to get anti-corona!

 

I know you stole that from the Twitter replies.

[thewhyteboar]

And in true Libertarian fashion, she decided that the only way to combat rabies is to lower age of consent laws.

[mclumber1]

Just now, Jason said:

 

I know you stole that from the Twitter replies.

 

Fuck yeah I did.  

[Jason]

Just now, mclumber1 said:

Fuck yeah I did.  

 

Seems like a NAP violation to not just link the relevant tweet.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee  was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it?

 

I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat.  Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos.

[mclumber1]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

 

Seems like a NAP violation to not just link the relevant tweet.

 

I abide only by maritime law.  That tweet was considered sunken treasure and I took it. 

[mclumber1]

Just now, Emperor Diocletian II said:

Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee  was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it?

 

Most Libertarians live in caves and in attics.  Today you learned.  

[Jason]

1 minute ago, mclumber1 said:

I abide only by maritime law.  That tweet was considered sunken treasure and I took it. 

 

This is clearly governed by bird law you fucking commie.

[b_m_b_m_b_m]

5 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said:

And in true Libertarian fashion, she decided that the only way to combat rabies is to lower age of consent laws.

Adrenochrome cures rabies

 

 

So I've heard

[mclumber1]

[ThreePi]

18 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said:

Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee  was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it?

 

I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat.  Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos.

Every man is an island, and sometimes those islands have bats.

[Chris-]

She actually had a campaign rally in the park next to my apartment; I had no idea who she was at the time, otherwise I would have gone to take pictures for you all to make fun of. 

[marioandsonic]

...well okay then.

[Slug]

She's respectable.  The VP she was saddled with is a train wreck.

[BloodyHell]

On 8/7/2020 at 11:19 PM, Emperor Diocletian II said:

Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee  was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it?

 

I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat.  Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos.

Not really. I knew a guy who died of rabies after getting struck and bitten by a bat somehow while out walking at night on a lamplit suburban street. The cut was apparently not visible, he thought it just flew into him and flew off. He never considered it again until he started to get sick and went to the hospital weeks later.He died soon after, and according to his family, it was a gruesome death.

[Brick]

On 8/9/2020 at 2:30 PM, BloodyHell said:

Not really. I knew a guy who died of rabies after getting struck and bitten by a bat somehow while out walking at night on a lamplit suburban street. The cut was apparently not visible, he thought it just flew into him and flew off. He never considered it again until he started to get sick and went to the hospital weeks later.He died soon after, and according to his family, it was a gruesome death.

 

Yeah I've read horror stories of how rabies causes a slow, horrifying death to humans. A bat with rabies becomes afraid of anything, so even if you're doing nothing, it can attack you, and brown bats have teeth so small you'd think it's just a scratch. As the rabies sets in, you actually become afraid of water, to the point that even attempting to drink it will cause you to throw up. So you'll be feeling unwell, paranoid, afraid, and thirsty as fuck. Then as your memory goes, your muscle control goes, and your rationality goes, you die. Rabies is fucking scary, and if you don't get a shot immediately after getting bitten, you're 100% going to die. Once the symptoms start it's too late. 

 

So yeah, a normal bar sure you might have to "go out of your way" to get bit by, but a rabid bat is unpredictable, and could bite you in the middle of the day because you sneezed and scared it. Always, always, always go to a doctor immediately if bitten by a wild animal, or in the case of a bat if you come into contact with it, even if you don't think you got bit. 

[LazyPiranha]

On 8/8/2020 at 11:39 AM, Slug said:

She's respectable.  The VP she was saddled with is a train wreck.

I’ve read some interviews with her.  She’s about as respectable as any libertarian, which is not much.  Her response to COVID is basically that people should make the rational self interest choice of not going out and making safe choices but nothing should be forced, which is essentially what we’re currently doing but somehow even worse.