Long Island wacko goes on misogynistic tirade in bagel store, gets his ass kicked

[SaysWho?]

6 hours ago, Brick said:

Just how short is this manlet exactly? 

 

5'

[Brick]

53 minutes ago, SaysWho? said:

 

5'

 

He's exactly 5'? Not 5'2", or 5'3"? 

[SuperSpreader]

1 hour ago, Rachel said:

 

Yeah, because men always round down with their height 🙄

Bish you don't know my life

[Biggie]

4 hours ago, 2user1cup said:

Bish you don't know my life

 

1 hour ago, Rachel said:

 

I ain’t talking to you 

Why not? It’s just APOC

[Brick]

5 hours ago, Rachel said:

 

Yeah, because men always round down with their height 🙄

 

I wasn't questioning the guy himself, I was wondering how we know his actual height. 

[SuperSpreader]

1 hour ago, Rachel said:

 

I ain’t talking to you 

 

 

 

[SaysWho?]

9 hours ago, Brick said:

 

He's exactly 5'? Not 5'2", or 5'3"? 

 

He says on the video he's 5'. And seeing as my dad is 5'2", that guy is not 5'2".

[Brick]

4 hours ago, SaysWho? said:

 

He says on the video he's 5'. And seeing as my dad is 5'2", that guy is not 5'2".

 

Oh does he? I couldn't make out some of his ramblings.

[SaysWho?]

10 hours ago, Brick said:

 

Oh does he? I couldn't make out some of his ramblings.

 

Yeah, very beginning of that first video when he tosses that thing on the ground.

[Bloodporne]

I overheard some people talk about this at my local deli this morning and apparently he tried this shtick at a nearby deli as well a few months ago. 

 

It's his "thing", yeah, in search of his 15 minutes of internet celebrity and all that.

[RedSoxFan9]

 

[best3444]

16 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

 

He is now a legend in my eyes. @lucian

[fuckle85]

 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Surely this guy's 15 minutes are long since up?

[skillzdadirecta]

4 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Surely this guy's 15 minutes are long since up?

 

I must've missed those 15 minutes...

[atom631]

He's scheduled to have a "celebrity" boxing match with Lenny Dykstra

[Biggie]

10 minutes ago, atom631 said:

He's scheduled to have a "celebrity" boxing match with Lenny Dykstra

As much as I hate the bagel guy, I hope he kicks Dykstas ass

[atom631]

2 minutes ago, Biggie said:

As much as I hate the bagel guy, I hope he kicks Dykstas ass

Dykstra is a creepy motherfucker. I would like to see him get his ass kicked too, but I dont think Bagel Boss got what it takes. 

[RedSoxFan9]

15 hours ago, SFLUFAN said:

Surely this guy's 15 minutes are long since up?

 

One of bam margera’s guys is promoting him

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

24 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

One of bam margera’s guys is promoting him

Who is that?

[Keyser_Soze]

7 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Who is that?

 

That skater dude who was on jackass. And didn't he have something to do with CKY too?

(Edit: His brother is the drummer)

[SaysWho?]

It's weird that he has any following past people who follow him for kicks because it's like he's trying to be a really unfunny version of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. The whole humor in the video was his bizarre reactions and the weird, "SO WOMEN ON DATING SITES CAN SAY THIS, THAT'S OKAY?!" response to, "Why is it okay for you to denigrate women?" Him being angry by itself is thoroughly unfunny.

[Keyser_Soze]

12 minutes ago, SaysWho? said:

It's weird that he has any following past people who follow him for kicks because it's like he's trying to be a really unfunny version of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. The whole humor in the video was his bizarre reactions and the weird, "SO WOMEN ON DATING SITES CAN SAY THIS, THAT'S OKAY?!" response to, "Why is it okay for you to denigrate women?" Him being angry by itself is thoroughly unfunny.

 

He's like Angry Cat but without the cat.

[RedSoxFan9]

33 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Who is that?

 

Never played THPS? He had a few shows on mtv too

[Bloodporne]

How is this shithead still getting any attention...

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

22 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

How is this shithead still getting any attention...

It's the United States of America in the Year of Our Lord 2019.

 

That's how!

 

[SuperSpreader]

Why is this 

[RedSoxFan9]

 

[Commodore D]

On 7/11/2019 at 1:59 PM, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

a new internet sensation 

That’s a rough library he visits.

[Commodore D]

On 7/12/2019 at 9:04 PM, SaysWho? said:

 

“Miniature Yankees bat, bringing it to a heightened level”, these jokes can’t be writing themselves.

[atom631]

On 9/20/2019 at 12:01 PM, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

im under 5'10" and i think this is brilliant. I fucking hate having to get my pants hemmed. Its vertical discrimination! 

[Slug]

I knew short people could be sensitive about being short, but JFC this guy. The delusion is strong.

 

[RedSoxFan9]

 

manlets are back 

[Bloodporne]

So this fucking jackass actually came in for a free trial class at one of the places I train at, unfortunately I wasn't there. I was bummed out to hear they didn't refuse him service. 

 

Love that he got tackled and now wants to get into Jiu Jitsu. At least it might put his ego in check. 

[Slug]

22 minutes ago, Bloodporne said:

So this fucking jackass actually came in for a free trial class at one of the places I train at, unfortunately I wasn't there. I was bummed out to hear they didn't refuse him service. 

 

Love that he got tackled and now wants to get into Jiu Jitsu. At least it might put his ego in check. 

Will he have to compete in the childrens division?