Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I was really quite impressed with the kit that the lab sent me - it was pretty convenient and hassle-free: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 One of the things I hate the most about my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 AMA Can I get a PSN gift card so I can pre-order FFXVI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Did you touch it with your hands? What did your sample smell like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Did you wear a nice sweater like that guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Don't you just take a shit and dig in with something akin to those lil plastic spoons you get in one-serving ice creams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 7, 2023 Author Share Posted February 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Bacon said: AMA Can I get a PSN gift card so I can pre-order FFXVI? Maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 7, 2023 Author Share Posted February 7, 2023 11 hours ago, TheShader said: Did you touch it with your hands? What did your sample smell like? No, actual touching wasn't necessary as the kit the lab provided affixed to the toilet bowl and allowed completely hands-free operation using items #2 and #4: As for the smell, it wasn't particularly pungent comparatively speaking - just mildly unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 7, 2023 Author Share Posted February 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Did you wear a nice sweater like that guy? Unfortunately, no - I was wearing a t-shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 7, 2023 Author Share Posted February 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: Don't you just take a shit and dig in with something akin to those lil plastic spoons you get in one-serving ice creams? There was one part of the process that required scraping of the sample, but the implement wasn't a plastic spoon - item #3 was used for the scraping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 This reminds me of some environmental storytelling I found IRL the other day while walking our dogs. I found a small pile of Fireball nips on the ground, as one does. About ten yards up the road, I found a used fleet enema kit. And about 10 yards up the road from that I found an empty bottle of astroglide. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: There was one part of the process that required scraping of the sample, but the implement wasn't a plastic spoon - item #3 was used for the scraping: Awww it's a baby rake...for poo! There is something awfully cute about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I think I told this story before but I applied to work at Labcorp and I guess they sort urine and feces samples. I think the lady interviewing was trying to intimidate me and kept asking are you comfortable handling FECES!?!? And sure, it's in a bag, what do I care. The thing that concerned me was it was a graveyard shift thing and at the time I was kind of against it, but I ended up with an arguably worse job and doing the graveyard shift so it was all silly in retrospect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Kal-El814 said: This reminds me of some environmental storytelling I found IRL the other day while walking our dogs. I found a small pile of Fireball nips on the ground, as one does. About ten yards up the road, I found a used fleet enema kit. And about 10 yards up the road from that I found an empty bottle os astroglide. Someone got out of work early on Friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Maybe. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I think I told this story before but I applied to work at Labcorp and I guess they sort urine and feces samples. I think the lady interviewing was trying to intimidate me and kept asking are you comfortable handling FECES!?!? And sure, it's in a bag, what do I care. The thing that concerned me was it was a graveyard shift thing and at the time I was kind of against it, but I ended up with an arguably worse job and doing the graveyard shift so it was all silly in retrospect. I've gotten the same thing when interviewing for BoH restaurant jobs, except it's unclogging food from the sink strainer that they make a huge deal about. And it's like... Yeah... I'm an adult, I can handle lifting some lettuce out of a sink without crying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenTongue Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I had the option of having a stool sample analysis in lieu of a colonoscopy (turned 45 last year), but decided on the colonoscopy since the results are apparently valid for ten years, as opposed to 2-3 for the stool sample: that was the main benefit, although there are several others I discussed with the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 That’s a lot of plastic for one stool sample. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I liked how this thread had a HOT! note next to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Why did our creator make us poop? Why didn't he just let us piss everything out of our systems and not partake in such a disgusting and smelly process? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 7 hours ago, stepee said: I liked how this thread had a HOT! note next to it Suspicious, considering Wade definitely doesn't eat anything remotely spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 On 2/6/2023 at 10:09 PM, Bacon said: AMA Can I get a PSN gift card so I can pre-order FFXVI? I second this AMA Can I get a PSN gift card so I can pre-order Hogwarts Legacy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 How is your colon health? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 13 minutes ago, Chris- said: How is your colon health? He said ask him anything and this is what you came up with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 It seemed topical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Chris- said: How is your colon health? Seems fine to me! I haven't noticed anything unusual during the routine inspections of my output. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Seems fine to me! I haven't noticed anything unusual during the routine inspections of my output. Can you do a goatse-like pic so we can see how healthy you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 On 2/7/2023 at 5:13 PM, best3444 said: Why did our creator make us poop? Why didn't he just let us piss everything out of our systems and not partake in such a disgusting and smelly process? That question is answered in the asking of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 you .. administered .. it Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 The kit I have is just a plastic stick you shove into your shit and then mail away. This is fancy af. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 4 hours ago, BasemntDweller2 said: The kit I have is just a plastic stick you shove into your shit and then mail away. This is fancy af. When it comes to dipping into his own shit, Wade will only accept the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted February 15, 2023 Author Share Posted February 15, 2023 Update: my test results came back "negative" so I technically don't need to have another one for three years (just like @GoldenTongue mentioned), but I'm just going to have one as part of my annual physicals going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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