Fizzzzle Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 I watched the Chronicles of Riddick last night. It's bad. It's full of campy overacting, the fight choreography is shit (it's just jump cuts of guys swinging their arms very slowly), the pacing is really weird.... I've probably seen that movie at least 20 times. When I had cable, it was one of those movies where I'd be scrolling through the guide and say "Oh, Chronicles of Riddick is on," and put it on every time. Mortal Kombat is another one for me. I will never not watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Waist Deep is bad but I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 During college I always had Comedy Central on in the background, so I grew fond of the crappy movies they always played like Waiting... and Employee of the Month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, Chris- said: During college I always had Comedy Central on in the background, so I grew fond of the crappy movies they always played like Waiting... and Employee of the Month. Exact same thing. For me it's that terrible movie with Dave Chappelle and Norm MacDonald. But in general, there are tons of great bad movies I love. It's a cliche at this point but Showgirls is such a tornado of truly bad taste, I love it. One of the most entertaining terrible movies ever for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: Exact same thing. For me it's that terrible movie with Dave Chappelle and Norm MacDonald. But in general, there are tons of great bad movies I love. It's a cliche at this point but Showgirls is such a tornado of truly bad taste, I love it. One of the most entertaining terrible movies ever for me. Verhoeven exists outside of the good/bad spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Chris- said: Verhoeven exists outside of the good/bad spectrum. I ahhh...whatever Showgirls is, I like what a travesty it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 My old boss's dad wrote Showgirls. And Basic Instinct 1 and 2. And Flashdance. Something tells me he's probably a bit of an odd duck. And by odd duck I mean I wouldn't invite him to my wedding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: My old boss's dad wrote Showgirls. And Basic Instinct 1 and 2. And Flashdance. Something tells me he's probably a bit of an odd duck. And by odd duck I mean I wouldn't invite him to my wedding. Gtfo, Joe Eszterhas haha. I need more details on this please...how'd you end up working for that guy's son and all? And he's European, he can't control himself. We love trashy Americana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Bloodporne said: Gtfo, Joe Eszterhas haha. I need more details on this please...how'd you end up working for that guy's son and all? And he's European, he can't control himself. We love trashy Americana. His son Steve. He ended up working for the same company of his me and became my boss because he's a suckass vampire person. He only works because there's a stipulation in his trust fund that says he has to maintain a job or something. At least that's my theory. He makes barely more than I do and has like 3 houses and 5 cars. Yes I'm jelly, but also he sucks and his dad is probably a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 One movie that I like and have seen a few times is John Carter. It isn't bad like some of the other classic bad movies, but I recall a bunch of people not liking it for some reason. Another movie is the Super Mario Bros movie. I haven't seen it over 15+ years but I loved it as a kid. I didn't even realize it was bad. Not sure how "The Wizard" was received but I liked that movie too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: His son Steve. He ended up working for the same company of his me and became my boss because he's a suckass vampire person. He only works because there's a stipulation in his trust fund that says he has to maintain a job or something. At least that's my theory. He makes barely more than I do and has like 3 houses and 5 cars. Yes I'm jelly, but also he sucks and his dad is probably a pervert. Not a single thing in this post surprised me. Sounds like Showgirls came from the heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Bacon said: One movie that I like and have seen a few times is John Carter. It isn't bad like some of the other classic bad movies, but I recall a bunch of people not liking it for some reason. I liked John Carter as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 I also liked John Carter just fine. Not gonna be on any all-time lists, but it's a perfect movie to have on during a Saturday afternoon when you're bored, or on a flight or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Jupiter Ascending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Last Action Hero is a favorite of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 Also I feel like there should be a separate scale for "movies on a flight" I can't begin to tell you the amount of Jason statham movies I've seen on flights. I never regret it. Does it mean I think they're good? Absolutely not. Do I regret them and have I watched Jason stathams entire filmography? Give me more and shoot it in my veins. There's nothing to pass the time on a 12 hour flight like a jason statham movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Also I feel like there should be a separate scale for "movies on a flight" I can't begin to tell you the amount of Jason statham movies I've seen on flights. I never regret it. Does it mean I think they're good? Absolutely not. Do I regret them and have I watched Jason stathams entire filmography? Give me more and shoot it in my veins. There's nothing to pass the time on a 12 hour flight like a jason statham movie. I had a co-worker who had never seen Statham's good movies. Her favorite Jason Statham movie was Homefront. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I had a co-worker who had never seen Statham's good movies. Her favorite Jason Statham movie was Homefront. Home front is PERFECT for a flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 16 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: My old boss's dad wrote Showgirls. And Basic Instinct 1 and 2. And Flashdance. Something tells me he's probably a bit of an odd duck. And by odd duck I mean I wouldn't invite him to my wedding. Yo that's crazy One Bad movie that I will watch everytime it's on is Saving Silverman I know that movie by heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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heydude93 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Buffalo 66, because of scenes like this. Waterworld. Story is meh but there's too much going on with the practical effects for it to not be watchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre801 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Halloween III: Season of the Witch U-Turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dre801 said: Halloween III: Season of the Witch I wouldnt consider that a bad film. Thats a Tom Atkins classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoJoe Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Scary Movie 1-3. Maybe 4 if I'm drunk or stoned enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 The 13th Warrior has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes which is obscene. That movie absolutely slaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 12, 2021 Author Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 hours ago, thewhyteboar said: The 13th Warrior has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes which is obscene. That movie absolutely slaps. That's one of those movies that I forget exists until someone mentions it. To me, it's.... fine. I don't think it's actively bad, and if it came on TV I would leave it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Hood Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 4 hours ago, skillzdadirecta said: Hood Rat. That makes two of us that have actually seen this fucking thing. I have a perverse love for Ice-T's utterly terrible acting. He's so endearing lol I also watched that goofy movie with him being hunted by a bunch of rich white guys in the woods way too many times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaku3 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I really enjoyed Van Helsing. The one with Hugh Jackman. I also remember liking League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARZ Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 LOL, saw the Killer Clown trailer and it remined me of a classic when I was a kid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I watched two Lucio Fulci flicks last night, The Beyond and City of the Living Dead. So terrible but so entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skillzdadirecta Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Personal favorite of me and my siblings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keyser_Soze Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 On 3/9/2021 at 11:33 PM, Keyser_Soze said: Last Action Hero is a favorite of mine. I'd like to say I helped make this happen and you're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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