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Should I tell an acquaintance I don't even really like that his sister is a crazy ho?

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Should I tell an acquaintance I don't even really like that his sister is a crazy ho?  

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  1. 1. Should I tell an acquaintance I don't even really like that his sister is a crazy ho?

    • Yes, he must understand his gene pool's inferiority
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    • Leave him alone, he's already a douche without that knowledge
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20 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

She met my wife and I together once, then me by myself in a larger group recently and proclaimed that I have no idea how much better she is in bed than my wife, how much she hates my wife for 'stealing me' from the dating pool and proceeded to put her drink's cherry in her cleavage and then called me 'a fucking pussy' for not engaging with her antics. 

 

She has since decided to get my number from god-knows-who, maybe her douche brother, and texted me her relationship woes in great detail. I've met this wacko twice total. My wife already wants to curbstomp her but since we know this damage case through her brother who just kind of hangs around sometimes when my group goes out, I'm excited to tell him first. 

That bitch ain’t nothing but trouble. Seems like the type that would lie about shit if you keep turning down her advances. 

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20 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

She met my wife and I together once, then me by myself in a larger group recently and proclaimed that I have no idea how much better she is in bed than my wife, how much she hates my wife for 'stealing me' from the dating pool and proceeded to put her drink's cherry in her cleavage and then called me 'a fucking pussy' for not engaging with her antics. 

 

She has since decided to get my number from god-knows-who, maybe her douche brother, and texted me her relationship woes in great detail. I've met this wacko twice total. My wife already wants to curbstomp her but since we know this damage case through her brother who just kind of hangs around sometimes when my group goes out, I'm excited to tell him first. 

 

This vaguely sounds like the plot to a mid-2000's porn movie where your wife will eventually go 'You know, I'm sick you always saying you're a better fuck than me, let's see right now who's the best...' and she does the whole 'dominant lesbian' thing.

 

 

 

 

Also yes, this is a ploy to show your wife and go 'Ahaha, that's funny, don't you thing that's funny...it'd be crazy if that really happened wouldn't it?  I bet you wouldn't let it happen or...'

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Update!

 

I saw the dude earlier so I told him in the nicest terms I could muster up, he simply sighed and explained that he believes me 100% and that between us..."she's got issues man". Thanks, Sherlock.

 

That was horribly unsatisfying due to his reasonable and defeated reaction. Sorry to end this potentially juicy drama as a dud!

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16 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

Update!

 

I saw the dude earlier so I told him in the nicest terms I could muster up, he simply sighed and explained that he believes me 100% and that between us..."she's got issues man". Thanks, Sherlock.

 

That was horribly unsatisfying due to his reasonable and defeated reaction. Sorry to end this potentially juicy drama as a dud!

That's when you then awkwardly say you also know from first hand experience she gets it from her mother. 

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