CitizenVectron Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 I bet it was a Ukrainian fisherman with a MANPAD. 1 5 Quote
Firewithin Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 Nothing good in life is ever going to happen 5 Quote
thewhyteboar Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 When that fat turdbucket finally croaks, I will be tossing back some drinks regardless of what time of the day it is. I only hope that it's exquisitely embarrassing for him. Quote
silentbob Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 16 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: When that fat turdbucket finally croaks, I will be tossing back some drinks regardless of what time of the day it is. I only hope that it's exquisitely embarrassing for him. When the Turd Tower finally falls. We can celebrate in the streets like the imaginary muslims he said he saw in New Jersey after the Twin Towers fell, but it’ll be real. Can’t wait until the day he rides that giant whopper flame broiler conveyor belt out of here Quote
Ghost_MH Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 Trump cannot be allowed to die in a plane crash. Choke on an overcooked steak slathered in ketchup? Sure. Heart attack while taking a shit? Why not. Airplane crash? No. Just no. Last thing we want is a bunch of crazed qultists getting violent after their messiah dies the same way JFK Jr did. Quote
CitizenVectron Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 If Trump dies as President his base will insist he remain President since the constitution doesn't say a dead man can't serve. 1 Quote
skillzdadirecta Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, thewhyteboar said: When that fat turdbucket finally croaks, I will be tossing back some drinks regardless of what time of the day it is. I only hope that it's exquisitely embarrassing for him. On the toilet is the ONLY way to go... preferably with a Big Mac and a Diet Coke nearby. Quote
thewhyteboar Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 24 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: On the toilet is the ONLY way to go... preferably with a Big Mac and a Diet Coke nearby. Shitting himself to death. In public. Quote
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 I hate the competent engineers, mechanics, and pilots here for robbing us of something beautiful 1 Quote
silentbob Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Ghost_MH said: Trump cannot be allowed to die in a plane crash. Choke on an overcooked steak slathered in ketchup? Sure. Heart attack while taking a shit? Why not. Airplane crash? No. Just no. Last thing we want is a bunch of crazed qultists getting violent after their messiah dies the same way JFK Jr did. 5 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Shitting himself to death. In public. 30 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: On the toilet is the ONLY way to go... preferably with a Big Mac and a Diet Coke nearby. LET’S GET THE BOARD READY!!! Quote
Bloodporne Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 Imagine if he would've actually crash-landed and died in a fiery inferno IN Mexico. That would've been the greatest case of karma's a bitch ever. Quote
silentbob Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 28 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: Imagine if he would've actually crash-landed and died in a fiery inferno IN Mexico. That would've been the greatest case of karma's a bitch ever. Be even better if it crashed into some of his newly constructed wall Quote
Keyser_Soze Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, silentbob said: Be even better if it crashed into some of his newly constructed wall He's riding in a Tesla with Elon Musk and it crashes into a wall and they both die. 1 Quote
Bloodporne Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: He's riding in a Tesla with Elon Musk and it crashes into a wall and they both die. Putin appears to put out the fire and is promptly face-fucked by a rabies-ridden pack of coyotes while he's also on fire. Quote
finaljedi Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 No matter how he dies, there will be the cultists who think he's simply gone underground to start the real work of rooting out pedophiles or something. Quote
Kal-El814 Posted March 10, 2022 Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: He's riding in a Tesla with Elon Musk and it crashes into a wall and they both die. @Commissar SFLUFAN we're allowed to just post porn here now? 2 1 Quote
Jason Posted March 10, 2022 Author Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: He's riding in a Tesla with Elon Musk and it crashes into a wall and they both die. So Elon burns to death in a grease fire? Quote
Xbob42 Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 12 hours ago, finaljedi said: No matter how he dies, there will be the cultists who think he's simply gone underground to start the real work of rooting out pedophiles or something. Yeah, just reframe it as "he's been promoted to pedo hunter" or something, like when you tell an especially stupid child their animal went to a farm. Quote
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