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The most cursed ASMR you've ever heard


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7 minutes ago, Joe said:

I feel like ASMR is like that relaxing tingly feeling you get listening to the rain. If that gives you a boner, I don’t know what to say.

That's the simple core of it. What activates that feeling is what is different for everyone, as well as what you want to do when you reach that state. Some people want to relax, and some want to jack it. Who are we to judge? 

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For those that don't know, often ASMR is used for people who have trouble sleeping. It can create a sense of tranquility, enough to where someone who has trouble focusing or has a brain that's on warp speed over other issues, is able to relax enough to finally fall asleep. For some people, it works really well, and they use it all the time just to get to sleep or relax. For others, it has zero effect whatsoever, so they usually move on to find other ways to get what they need.

 

The problem with ASMR is the fact that young women found it was an easy way to make money (much as young women discovered OnlyFans and figured that all of their financial problems were finally solved, without realizing the horrible implications that would end up following them for the rest of their lives, making it impossible for them to ever achieve a stable job without being fired for having done porn in the past). So, a lot of these young women who started gaining a following doing ASMR started doing what happens whenever a woman pursues an Instagram mentality (living their lives to gain attention and likes): They start creating more and more edgy types of content until they end up basically creating softcore porn instead of videos that help people relax. It basically becomes a pursuit for a bottom that never ends as they make more and more Youtube and Twitch money chasing validation, clicks and higher revenue shares.

 

I've actually been following this demographic for some time now in an academic study, and there's a certain threshold where a young woman literally travels a path that begins with innocent ASMR content, moves to edgy ASMR content, begins doing roleplay ASMR content, and then either just goes off the deep end or ends up launching a related OnlyFans/Patreon page where her content won't get deleted from Youtube or Twitch. And each one of them seems to have this bunker mentality that she's the first one to discover this cash cow until she's completely destroyed her chances at ever becoming a productive member of society. Others manage to maintain innocent ASMR streams for their entire careers, and strangely enough, end up doing better than those that went down the rabbit hole of future porn careers.

 

It's really a phenomenal process to watch, and I've tracked about twenty "artists" in the last five years just to watch their trajectories, and it's almost scientific in how I can predict exactly where one of these artists is going to be five years from now, based on how this industry causes them to do exactly what every one of them has done before them.

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7 minutes ago, brucoe said:

Others manage to maintain innocent ASMR streams for their entire careers, and strangely enough, end up doing better than those that went down the rabbit hole of future porn careers.


I think it’s the difference between those that just let people who have specific ASMR preferences discover/gravitate to their channel naturally over time, and those chasing a quick rise to stardom and large cash flow. 

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58 minutes ago, sblfilms said:


I don’t know what this means, but I assume it’s bad because you said it

She's basically the epitome of lowest common denominator of ASMR on Twitch, Youtube who basically uses all of these services to promote her OnlyFans page. She's a horrible, horrible person who uses people because she was one of the early adopters of figuring out how to turn simps into endless cash streams.

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So towards what @brucoe said, there’s legit ASMR people, and then there’s unintentional ASMR which is an emerging trend to, where people legit just do things. One of the most famous videos is this one, which I’ve learned of it’s popularity because every comment section of an ASMR video has references to this one:

 

 

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