b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 What the hell is "ASMR"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Jesus Christ. His facial expression is one of ABSOLUTE DERANGEMENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: What the hell is "ASMR"? Videos where sexy ladies make mouth noises into a microphone to give you funny feelings in your head and a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 24, 2021 Author Share Posted June 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: What the hell is "ASMR"? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR You'd hate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Just now, finaljedi said: Videos where sexy ladies make mouth noises into a microphone to give you funny feelings in your head and a boner. I see. No, actually, I don't. That's just plain ludicrous and anyone who is even remotely stimulated by that should be purged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR You'd hate it I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 ASMR is great when it’s unintentional. I get the fuzzy feeling in my head from the most random shit and it’s awesome. As for Joe whispering? I don’t know why but I love the sense of humor behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, MarSolo said: I get the fuzzy feeling in my head from the most random shit and it’s awesome. What the devil is wrong with you?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: I see. No, actually, I don't. That's just plain ludicrous and anyone who is even remotely stimulated by that should be purged. There you go, this one has like 11 million views, I did a search and got past ones that looked weirder than this one. I think I've watched a couple minutes of these things once or twice, but I don't have the patience or preference for all that. I'm sure now my YouTube recommendations are screwed up, but anything that gets the goofy men's rights shit off my front page that showed up after watching like two video game videos is welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTH_cEmp6Kw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 24, 2021 Author Share Posted June 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, finaljedi said: There you go, this one has like 11 million views, I did a search and got past ones that looked weirder than this one. I think I've watched a couple minutes of these things once or twice, but I don't have the patience or preference for all that. I'm sure now my YouTube recommendations are screwed up, but anything that gets the goofy men's rights shit off my front page that showed up after watching like two video game videos is welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTH_cEmp6Kw SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 I think someone told him that the first time he did it weeks ago it became a huge TikTok meme and now he’s just going to constantly do it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 TikTok VM.TIKTOK.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 I need a 45 minute long video of Biden whispering the words "Corn Pop" into one of those weird 3D mics that has ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Well that was weird. I still don't get the appeal of ASMR. You guys need to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Brick said: Well that was weird. I still don't get the appeal of ASMR. You guys need to get laid. It’s not sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Joe said: It’s not sexual. SOME of it's sexual. Videos of Indian barbers giving smooth haircuts and doing the little head massage? That's peak ASMR content. No sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Joe said: TikTok VM.TIKTOK.COM I can't hear the word before economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Heeey.... That wasn't soothing at ALL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: What the hell is "ASMR"? Sucks to your asmr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Joe said: It’s not sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I like the soft rain and/or slow tapping and scratching on objects. Long slow scratches on tables, thick cardboard, hardcover books, or leather, can just knock me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 ASMR isn't porn but porn ASMR exists Even when ASMR isn't sexual, there are a lot of "wholesome" ASMR roleplays that are designed to give you a "wholesome" girlfriend experience. Of course there are just as many porn version of that as there are wholesome. Japan pumps out the GFE ASMR with literal hours worth of audio to listen to in one "voice work". Those are a mixture of wholesome and sexual. It isn't hours of sexual shit, but hours of a GFE. Of course japan goes all off the rails with this shit. Like, the OG ASMR person IMO was HeatherFeather, and she never put out any content that was sexual nor did she ever pretend to be your digital gf. There are plenty of people still putting out ASMR content like that. You get shit like this And then you get shit like this And then you also get shit that I can't link but if you google: dudetlewd bunny girlfriend's lewd needs... click the porn hub link and that's it. No visual porn in that video, but there is porn sound effects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 @b_m_b_m_b_m - I'm so very close to banning you for this thread! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: @b_m_b_m_b_m - I'm so very close to banning you for this thread! heheheheheheheheheheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: I see. No, actually, I don't. That's just plain ludicrous and anyone who is even remotely stimulated by that should be purged. I don't always agree with your Pol Pot cosplay, but in this instance you are dead on. I do not get this ASMR shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bacon said: ASMR isn't porn but porn ASMR exists Even when ASMR isn't sexual, there are a lot of "wholesome" ASMR roleplays that are designed to give you a "wholesome" girlfriend experience. Of course there are just as many porn version of that as there are wholesome. Japan pumps out the GFE ASMR with literal hours worth of audio to listen to in one "voice work". Those are a mixture of wholesome and sexual. It isn't hours of sexual shit, but hours of a GFE. Of course japan goes all off the rails with this shit. Like, the OG ASMR person IMO was HeatherFeather, and she never put out any content that was sexual nor did she ever pretend to be your digital gf. There are plenty of people still putting out ASMR content like that. You get shit like this And then you get shit like this And then you also get shit that I can't link but if you google: dudetlewd bunny girlfriend's lewd needs... click the porn hub link and that's it. No visual porn in that video, but there is porn sound effects Unfortunately I'm only empowered to hand out honorary doctorates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I got my pink name back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 25, 2021 Author Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: @b_m_b_m_b_m - I'm so very close to banning you for this thread! Sometimes when I make a thread to upset just a few people I really hit it out of the park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I feel like ASMR is like that relaxing tingly feeling you get listening to the rain. If that gives you a boner, I don’t know what to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Joe said: I feel like ASMR is like that relaxing tingly feeling you get listening to the rain. If that gives you a boner, I don’t know what to say. No one is jackin it to rain. But when ASMRara starts licking your ears and you start hearing a lubed up hand, squelching, moving up and down, and ASMRara is saying "ungh, you like that, daddy," it is pretty normal to get a boner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Bacon said: No one is jackin it to rain. But when ASMRara starts licking your ears and you start hearing a lubed up hand, squelching, moving up and down, and ASMRara is saying "ungh, you like that, daddy," it is pretty normal to get a boner. Thank you professor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 25, 2021 Author Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bacon said: No one is jackin it to rain. But when ASMRara starts licking your ears and you start hearing a lubed up hand, squelching, moving up and down, and ASMRara is saying "ungh, you like that, daddy," it is pretty normal to get a boner. @Commissar SFLUFANok I've earned it 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, b_m_b_m_b_m said: @Commissar SFLUFANok I've earned it This is the first thing I wanted to do when I read that paragraph, but I chickened out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.